*Raises Hand*

Ladies, because I love you, I am willing to donate myself as your own personal Shake Weight. Seriously, if you’re looking for a cheaper, more enjoyable version of the Shake Weight in this tough economy, shoot me an email and I’ll be right over. It’s free plus I offer positive feedback and encouragement as you shake. As a bonus you can try out the new all-purpose Neck and Jaw Add-On™ for a full-body workout.

Black woman in the video, I don’t know what you’re doing with the over-the-head thing, but it’s scary and I like it. Keep on being inventive.

Now who’s ready for some dynamic inertia?