You can’t Shake Weight forever. At some point you’ve got to move on to the 3rd base of exercise. For anniversaries, birthdays or any other special occasion, don’t be afraid to multi-task. The Shake Weight/Neckline Slimmer combo will really tone everything up and give you some quick results.

If I am ever in a woman’s abode and see a Shake Weight, Neckline Slimmer and sammich meats under one roof, I’m proposing on the spot.

And to Paul Younane, you are a saint and a scholar for inventing this. One day there will be a shrine built to honor you and your scientific achievements. And someday, a teenager will scream “I got some ill Yunane last night” and you will be immortalized like Zeus or that kid that tried to sodomize himself with a remote control.

Skin care cream. Too easy.

Previously Posted — Shake Weight: Because Practice Makes Perfect