Mya

Now every week when my better half takes over the TV to watch, I can act like it’s such a chore while really rejoicing. See, I paid extra close attention to the reading of Br’er Rabbit & The Tar Patch in first grade. They taught a little Gotty™ that it’s okay to wear the mask @ times, especially when you’re receiving what you want in the first place.

Now, cue that Pointer Sisters!

*Begins solemn prayers for wardrobe malfunctions*

Mya, Kelly Osbourne, Others Join ‘Dancing With The Stars’ [MTV]