I once went to a Mayer Hawthorne performance & I got hit in the head with panties. It wasn’t on purpose; it was residuals from just being near where Mayer happened to be on stage. In fact, chicks were flingin’ bras, panties & condoms like we were @ a Chippendales show. At one point, it got to be a mini-Mardi Gras as two slurred birds (similar to these but much better looking) started flashing their chesticles.

We were in Hollywood & when the new Blake Carrington stepped off from performing, all types of giddy, stringy-haired model chicks starting frolicking behind him. It was then that I knew the truth: This kid was gonna be a problem on this old-soul-music-tip that he’s crafted. I mean if this tall white dude learns to dance, it’s a wrap brothers. May as well guard your girl (knuckle up) because we’re done I tell you.

A few days after that performance, I put in a call & started asking him tips on how I too could bag a LiLo-isque broad without buying her a lot of drinks & nose candy. I guess a light bulb went off and an idea was stolen born because he’s started airing these clips where he gives advice, from player-to-player…or even non-players, such as yourself.

“Mayer Hawthorne knows the pains of the heart. He wants to help you with yours. Send your “Dear Mayer” questions about love, relationships, food and other mysteries to DearMayer@gmail.com. Mayer will select the best inquiries and answer them on camera. Be sure to include your name and where you’re from.”

In case you missed them, below are Episodes One & Two.

Respect due to the extended family @ A-Side Worldwide. The world is yours.

Previously Posted — Mayer Hawthorne – “Maybe So, Maybe No” Video