kfc-doubledown3

Just when you thought KFC had abandoned dabbling in grease-dripping goodness with their new(er) grilled cluck-meat, the Yum! marketing masters have cooked up their newest weapon against dieting, the Double Down.

Carbs be damned, this artery-clogging anomaly has the audacity to leave the bun behind in place of two, boneless fried-chicken patties, filling itself with pepper-jack cheese, bacon and something questionably called Colonel’s Special Sauce (||).

My stomach is cussing me out as we speak.

KFC Has A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Fried Chicken As “Bread” [The Consumerist]