“When Some Clown Jumps Up To Get Beat Down…”
GENERAL By Gotty™ on July 18, 2009 at 11:43 am
“…Broken Down To His Very Last Compound.”
Nigel posted & reminded me of this clip that I saw a few days ago. Even though there’s no sound, it won’t take much to break down the cast of characters & the ensuing action because we’ve seen all these people before.
Before it even starts, you know there’s trouble because A.) it’s a Youtube clip but moreso because B.) dudes got their shirts off. Shirts off indicate it’s hot and tempers are probably flaring and that the squab is about to go down & nobody wants to get their shirt shanked over their head.
0:00 – :10 — Extreme posturing. The two shirtless guys gather around a Corky-type fellow who looks like he finally took a break from gaming to grab a soda & some honey roasted peanuts, his only source of nutrition. Not shaping up to be much of a battle from first glance and, initially, one might think that Corky let loose a bold Freudian slip like, “I hate when you guys skip the line like people aren’t standing here.” You’ve been there, you know what I’m talking about. We all think it, but aren’t 100% sure about saying it, depending on the odds & circumstances. Corky though, he’s been in his animated reality all day long & forgotten that the arsenal of weapons & skills he was using in World Of Warcraft aren’t really tangible.
One shirtless fellow exits carrying a child.
Also make note of the individual in the red shirt, arms folded & casually drifting past the impending meltdown that’s about to happen. He & heavyset Lester in the black shirt, they know what’s up.
:20 — Knowing he’s got the odds, one of the shirtless assailants starts to do the “it’s on” shuffle & bop. Around that time, red shirt guy, who we’ll refer to as Kool-Aid, taps him on the arm. Shirtless guy…
Let’s stop here for a sec. Everybody needs a name so we can help keep things straight. Let’s call the shirtless guys Luke & Butch, The Bushwackers.
…Luke is tapped on the arm by Kool-Aid & turns, fists balled & ready to romp…or so he thinks.
:30 – The push. Sign number one that Butch really didn’t want to “fight,” but he wanted to get into it with somebody on this particular night. If I’m threatened, I’m punching first. A push indicates that I’m just looking to start some shit & see how it goes. Or Corky probably popped off with some smartass comment that may have worked in the comments section of a website…just not in a crowded convenience store when you’ve got The Bushwackers ready to fire on you.
Corky shows his lack of fighting skills by immediately going into to bitch-mode, throwing wreckless haymakers & attempted to use his girth to tackle Butch.
:34 – Luke runs up & it’s two on one, two on one! Corky doesn’t stand a chance as they rush him in to the candy & chip display rack. Corky goes down quite fast, falling to the ground with Luke’s knee seeming like it may have caused Corky to hit his head against the ground.
But here comes Kool-Aid, rushing to Corky’s aid & bearhugging Butch into the counter!
:41 — Luke recovers his footing & bearings, realizes Butch is in trouble & runs to his rescue. Just when it looks like Kool-Aid is about to suffer the same fate as Corky, in comes another bystander (Slim Charles, for references sake) with a few quick uppercuts.
At this point, take a point to rewind to the :37 second mark. Note Corky on the floor laid out like he’s sunbathing @ the beach. At the :42 mark, watch Lester calmly step over Corky. Now watch it again & laugh as Corky struggles to position himself onto an elbow.
While you’re there, notice the entrance of Reggie Bush.
:47 – At this point, it’s a wrap. With arms bigger than my calves, Reggie is pummeling Luke, then swaps over to drop a mean right on Butch @ the :50 mark. Luke takes off running as Reggie finishes cleaning house.
1:06 – Where the fuck did this shirtless, shoeless white dude come from? Was he taking a shit while his partners were getting their asses kicked?
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LOL
Reggie shut that shit down quick!
Luke & Butch LMAO WOW Classic WWF
FYI if the real Reggie Bush was ever that physical he’d be LT
Funny as shit .. Reggie ain’t messing …
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JD might need the number for some tattoo removal services
Reggie came in like a monster..
According to most media sites, JD & Janet break up about twice yearly. I’ll wait & see lol.
Gotty with The Tale of Tape lol
This is gonna make working on a Saturday bearable…I might have it put on the big screen in the breakroom.
LMAO at Corky being the only one left in the store at the end of the video and STILL dazed.
Was “Corky” bleeding at the end?
I appreciate this breakdown. I’ve seen this video like 5 times and now I understand what’s going on. Reggie Bush came in there and went HAM!
Best color commentary ever, I was DYING. Please do this more often with these types of videos. Make it a series.
lol ive seen this kind of shit plenty of times before and wished i could watch it again to lay ouot the play by play just like whats going on here…nice job fellas.
Butch takes two on the chin at :46 by Slim Charles and at :48 by Reggie
Also note at :49 – Luke runs out the store after feeling the wrath of Reggie. Lol
The bushwackers remind me of someone that would be on this site – http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
sec by sec break down.
:22, why does every cunt who is trying to act hard do that little dance, and tug up their pants, like “oh shit man, im bout to go tyson” while no doubt saying “what, mother fucker, you want to go”
“Corky on the floor laid out like he’s sunbathing @ the beach.” – LMAO
Anyone got a mp3 of the Brand Nubian joint?
LOL @ “Slim Charles” because that is EXACTLY what I thought the first time I saw him.
and Reggie Bush just makes the clip. It’s like he was waiting outside all day for this to happen. He comes charging in like its free pussy night.
25 in the building !
reggie’s a hero, plus the red shirt is a great guy too
the black man is hero to finish one fake ass dude
fuck these shirtless fake latin thug, two bitches for sure
That’s why I always carry a knife/boxcutter in my pocket. If punch doesn’t work then punctured flesh most certainly will!!! Nothing like a fresh stab wound to get the job done.
Frosty – BDP – “My Philosophy”
Hilarity
I just threw my chair at the computer. I got carried away
500k is on point.
i keep a new unused razor in my wallet just for situations like that.
H-I-Freaking-LARIOUS!
To Butch’s credit, that push was like a hadoken to Corky’s neck/face, however Luke, Butch, and Corky all lose whatever man-points they may have had for their classic display of “girl fight club” skills. None of them landed a punch in that exchange that led to them landing in the Funions display rack.
Corky sure did chill the fuck out after getting put on his back though..I guess he was enjoying the awesome display of strength by Reggie Bush…and props to Shoeless Joe for escaping the assbeating of his shirtless comrades.
@ Enigmatik: Real talk, within that flurry of fists not one connected. It’s like going to shoot somebody up and not hitting your intended target, after releasing a barrage of bullets.
@ King Petey: Razor in the wallet??? Hmm…never thought of that one, might come in handy!!!
^ Gully!!
This might be the GOAT description.
After Luke got beasted on by Reggie why did he calmly walk away while looking down? “Yo man just let me get my shirt back”
LMFAO!!
Reggie Bush went the fuck off!!
damn we got some gutta muh fuckas on this site lol
That was terrible but hilarious. I bet worldstarhiphop has the exclusive *now with sound!!* version.
Damn, I actually think Reggie jumped off the shitter (0:41) and went in on the Bushwhackers
great post lol
this is one of my fave posts here ever…breaking down street fights should be a reoccurring thing like the cooler.
is it just me or at did koolaid hit luke with a mui thai knee to the head at about the 40 second mark, because he seemed real dazed after
I want to know who’s been in a similar situation. I know there’s some culprits AND victims lurking here lol.
:12 Luke tells dude with the blue shirt slung over the shoulder to take his little man outside cause he about to catch wreck in this muffukkah.
:17 starts his: nothin can stop me from whoopin this crackas ass dance.
:49 breaks north
Too bad they didn’t pull out heaters and waste each other. F*cking wastes of plasma.
holy shit gotty. that was one of the funniest things ive read here.
*raises a glass and cheers*
Before it even starts, you know there’s trouble because A.) it’s a Youtube clip
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
i think this post just made my night
muhfuckin’ Gotty with the superscientifical analytical breakdown
LOL @ the way Reggie Bush made a bee-line straight for the fracas on some Ultimate Warrior steez
I don’t think anybody gave a shit about Corky, I think folks just wanted to land a couple punches, lol
dude in the black shorts tucked his tail & ran, lol
I wasted the better part of an hour watching this mess. thanks.
“Ultimate Warrior steez”
Lol!^
I think Corky may have had a concussion from hitting his head on the floor, the shirtless pansies really didn’t do much damage.
This thoroughly entertaining breakdown just made my weekend. Thank you kindly.
Peep dude who is at the counter. He finishes his transaction and keeps it moving smoothly even as Corky is about to catch his two piece, biscuit and side fries. Moral of the story, never start scrappin’ when there is a dude with a Saints jersey on in the vicinity, stand down.
^ LOL
yeah, i was gonna address the dude who played it the smartest & casually walked away after paying for his shit.
so much goin’ on in this clip. loads of fun, lol
Teef, i’m mad you wasted an hour on this when it only took me about 15 to write it up lol.
lol, actually…
i was making my rounds on the ‘net, while revisiting this post & making it the focal point of my online entertainment lol
15 min? do you have time trials with the other crew members? lol, I remember you saying that they start & finish posts on their lunch break so I figured you took your time just cuz, lol
I want to know who’s been in a similar situation. I know there’s some culprits AND victims lurking here lol.
^^
yeah three cunts starting on my mate outside the club, I played slim and came in to help a mate out then our Matty (CReggie) came in and wrecked… only problem was while getting flogged these pricks pulled out shields! They were fuckin off-duty (or plainclothes, can’t remember) cops, so we put the brakes on. Ended up they tried to pin assualting an officer on me and Matty….. the judge called their bullshit in court and it got thrown out. wankers
I second K!NG PETEY. THe play by play is priceless. It’s all about the details. I totally missed the mug with the baby the first 5 views.
I noticed the kid never made it out of the store..
0:26 dude taking the kid out only made it to the door before the business started with Corky. At which time he decided.. I will watch
0:41 Dude with kid was thinking.. “dayum they whipped his.. and suddenly
0:42 Reggie flies around the corner.. meaning he was in the store and was waiting to get in on the action on some Alfamega type shit
0:50 Luke pushes past Bystander #3 and dude with kid and races off to get in car only to realize.. the kid is in the store while Butch is getting his ass handed to him, and that dude with kid also has the keys. SMH
1:00 it is at this point that Butch is allowed to slide out of the fracas and is greeted by dude with kid, who I am sure ask the number 1 question asked of all ass whooping victims.. “You aight?”
1:01 They led the procession outside.
1:05 added note as one dude steps over Corky .. and he realizes they won.. LMAO and staggers to the door only to stop and lean on the hot ass beer (Bud Lights) display. He I am sure is tryig to contemplate if going outside is his best option as Shoeless Joe tha white hobo checks the floor on his way out for bags or weed, money or anything else he can claim as his own.. (Surely we would hope he is looking for shoes but my ghet-tar tells me at least one pair of his shoes is hanging on a wire somewhere