While there’s no nudity, Air New Zealand has come up with a creative way to get passengers to pay attention to the safety video that plays during flights with their “Nothing To Hide” campaign. Shameful…because I watched all the way through, waiting to see chesticles @ least. The last lady was mighty thick. I wonder if the actual flights have nude stewardesses because that would be THE shit? Like a strip club & affordable air travel all in one.

I think I’ll email a link to Southwest’s customer service as a suggested way to improve flights.