Last time I had a “Raging Phoenix,” I was out 300 bucks and needed an IV of penicillin. After watching this trailer, all I need is a cigarette and a nap. I really think “Ninja Slave” should be a checkable feature on E-Harmony because this is the kind of woman I need in my life.

And check the B-boy fighting. If the JabbaWockeeZ could do this, that fruity ass show they were on would have been a lot more interesting. I don’t know when this movie comes out, but I’m on my way to the theater right now to wait.