“Apparently Black people are genetically predisposed to liking chicken!” – Dave Chappelle

I’ve been pretty ambivalent about the America/Korea conflict in the news. But now…this is war. When Barry gets a word of this commercial, he’s gonna send troops to regulate.

However, this commercial provides a rare and golden opportunity for you to ask yourself a couple of questions:

1. Did you see him turn watermelon to chicken and ask “Wait, can they really do that?
2. Do you secretly wish you had a magical Asian in your basement that could turn inanimate objects to a delicious 10-piece?

If you answered yes to both of those questions, then you are perfectly normal. Carry on.

Loosies

tabi bonney – Nuttin But A Hero

Hustle Simmons Feat. U City – Raise The Bar

TI & Brisco -”Life of a Real Nigga”

Dudley Perkins – fOnky Soul (Prod. by Georgia Anne Muldrow)

Sean Paul – Press It Up

Freeway – Freeway’s Beard (Prod. by Phoe Notes)

Capone – Ain’t None Of Y’all Business

Loosies