How To Piss On A Good Moment…
AUDIO By David D. on July 17, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I hopped out of bed this morning and my swag was on. I’d just watched Obama’s speech for the 7th time and wrote a story about my dad. I was feeling all warm and Black and shit.
I saw the post up on the site with some positive comments. That made me feel even more jolly. I decided to give pops a call and tell him that his favorite child just wrote about him.
I called him on my way to my car to grab my iPod on the way to the gym.
Me: “Dad, did you get my email?”
Dad: “Naw, I missed it. What was it?”
Me: “Well, I decided to- what the sumbitch somebody broke into my car I’ll call you back!”
Yep. Just as I was preparing to share a heart-warming moment with my father, I realized somebody had broken into the Papa Smurf.
Let’s rewind to last night:
I came back from a nice game of tennis at around 9pm and parked my car under the safe, secure, locked garage under my building. I came up to shower with the intent of heading right back to my car to head to the city to meet Curren$y for some studio time. Thus, I left my iPod, GPS and camcorder in the ride since I’d be right back in the car. They were tucked away, but still in the car. Well, David D. fell asleep and never made it back to his car last night.
Lo and behold some inbred swine shattered the back window and took The New Knight Ryder (the iPod), Betty (the GPS) and my camcorder. Seeing as how the garage is locked, it must have been an inside job. So I’m taking the law into my own hands.
I’m going door to door screaming “Boom Boom Boom open the door, ATF!”
Ah, nothing like some good old DMX to fuel the flames of anger and rage.
Common – “Stolen Moments” Part 1| Part 2| Part 3
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that fuckin’ sucks, man. it would be dope if you could catch the perp, & slap him in the figure-four leglock while I jump off the top turnbuckle & land a flying elbow on top of his esophagus, lol
then, with the crowd cheering, I turn heel & smack you across the back with a metal chair for that swipe you took at me on Twitter, lol
just for my own person, what make/model of car gets named “Papa Smurf”? and does the camcorder get no love? why doesnt it get a name
I bet the camcorder has footage of him doing Ric Flair imitations
Damn hon. That’s rough. :o(
Damn. That’s fucked up! I thought about that Common “Stolen Moments” joint while reading this, before I even got to the links at the bottom! LOL
But yeah man, good luck catching whoever did it. Too bad they don’t have hidden security cameras in that garage…
Yeah man… I feel for you.
(Does that statement require a pause in a situation such as this?)
My first car (teen) got broken into… I suppose I will not say how many years ago. But anyway, the car was brand new off of the showroom floor.
All for a pullout stereo.
(Genius me… I was late for class and decided I did not have time to pull the deck out – lol!)
So now, I leave NOTHING behind or exposed in my ride.
Ever.
Some of my friends and family will trip because whether it is a water bottle… a stick of gum… or two cents (you read that right)… I will remove it.
Why?
Because while “I” can see a person being interested in smashing in a window for what they got you for (iPod, camcorder, GPS)…
There are some idiots out there who might be walking by the whip and say, “Gee, it’s a hot day… lemme break this here winder and cool off.”
Or…
“I know 2 cents ain’t gonna buy me a soder… but that’s 2 cents right there towards that soder.”
So man, I know it was not your fault.
This world.
I STILL to this day wish I knew who took my stereo (and CUT it out of the dash thereby slashing the dash, my drivers seat, and steering wheel to boot).
I sometimes hope their prints will get ran through a system because I do not care if it was [censored] years ago. I will be kicking in their door with something in hand.
I hope you catch them.
(Why am I suddenly 10 degrees hotter?)
Thanks for the support, ya’ll. Now let’s get some magnifying glasses and fingerprinting kits and get it poppin! lol
@Teef you know I had to get you for all the jorts talk
@xg4sx Blue Chevy Malibu = Papa Smurf = P. Smittalicious for the freaks
When my first whip got towed, the assholes pried open my locked dashboard & ganked my tapes. Craig Mack, Biggie…& some cassette singles that would be considered rare & long out-of-print, including Ras Kass’ “Remain AnonymouS” b/w “ETC.” & some other goodies. I was more mad about that than anything else. For one, I just knew that no one else would appreciate my collection of music more than me, lol
next time, stash the goods in the pockets of your jorts. no one would go near them things, lol
this nigga got the hardy boys and shit hahahaha
for real for real that sucks bro…nigga if i was you id call inspector gadget, the detective nigga from pink panther aaaaand…
one time at school a nigga stole my walkman and my starter coat out my locker i busted up in several fools class rooms shaking motherfuckers down…
i wanted to kill some one luckily the councilor could see the fire in my eyes and made me go home for the day…
i know how teef feels. i once got robbed at gunpoint in my car, when the dude realized we didnt have any money, he took my cd books. I was really glad to still be alive and all but that fuck stain couldnt possibly appreciate all the classic underground hip hop he stole.
6,124 songs on the iPod. Most of it is on the computer but some of it isn’t. Fam, I’m aching right now. AND that mofo took my headphones. Skullcandies. Blue. Bitch.
This has always been a fear of mine. Seeing it happen to others I know (well, I don’t know you, but f*ck it, you get what I’m saying) doesn’t make the pill easier to swallow.
As you said, it has to be an inside job if the garage was locked. You might have to go old school Suge Knight and start hanging people over balconies for answers. It’s that serious.
Call Officer Rawse!
I had my car broken in once. Like TRA, I altered my whole way of living. Nothing stays out on the seats, the doors are locked, all that.
anyone lookin to buy a camcorder?
^ohh you’re bout as clever as a hysterectomy
j deeeee
http://rs671.rapidshare.com/files/256856462/JD2.rar
gotty posted a picture of my car getting broken into almost two years ago. took my stereo. ONLY thing that made me feel better was that i found my ipod later (thought i left it in the car). so i am so very sorry. makes me angry just thinking about it.
I started to reuse that pic. Glad I didn’t lol.
damn…I almost never lock my car…
and i gotta grip of goodies in there(cd’s, sneakers, subs, money, baseball bat…) i wish a mutha fucka would
^yo, where’s your car?
once they do you gonna wish they wouldnt have.
but i aint gonna lie as a youth i broke into my fair share of cars…i got homies that call me this day and ask if i know anyone who needs a deck or some subs and its always hot shit…ive bought my fair share of hot shit thereby par tacking in over all theft so from time to time i got to charge it to the game when dumb shit happens…ive had my house broke into and thats an even more devistating ordeal…that shit is the worst.
man, don’t keep sneakers in your whip, ’specially Wallabees.
I left mine in the trunk for like a year, and the heat got to ‘em. The sole separated from the shoe, lol
well most of the shit in my car is hot…plus if most folks know the consequences of messin wit my caddy.
@ teef: sneakers only stay in my car for a few days. if not them shits start smellin funky lol
It was me and wait till i tell everybody what is really on your ipod!!!
Man I loved that post about the speech. That was real touching. Then this shit happens. DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN, son.
If it makes you feel better Dave, my whip was stolen in the chi last month. My sister had it & was bout to buy it off me. My insurance company called it a loss after a week & cut the check.
As for being broken into, after mine was hit once I kept mine cleaner than a showroom floor.
You need Michael Weston