Tia Alexander, Pretty Face Friday
Your 2009 ESPY Award Nominees Have Been Announced [Awful Announcing]
Theophilus London and the Subtle Art of Snatching Your Shit [Fader]
Car Doors Exist For A Reason [With Leather]
Samurai Cuts Baseball In Half With Sword [Sports Rubbish]
Helpful Tips To Conceal Your Hard-On At The Beach [Regretful Morning]
20 Pictures of One of The Homes of Tiger Wood [Uncoached]
Why Does Hollywood Continue To Hire Eddie Murphy, Anyway? [Vulture]
The Web Collapses Under The Weight Of Michael Jackson’s Death [Tech Crunch]
CoverGirl Goes Back To Rihanna Ad Two Days After Trial [WooHa]
Top 10 Cities To Meet Tthe Sexiest People In America [Woo Me]
CATEGORY: GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, The Cooler | TAGS: CoverGirl, Eddie Murphy, ESPY Awards, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Theophilus London, Tiger Woods
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She’s beautiful, kind of like the Moment of Truth equivalent of Cooler Chicks.
Gotty are you Bill Nunn?
Damn I wish I woke up next to her this morning. That would have made it easier to wake up after yesterday, that’s for damn sure.
I’d have sex with her the last ten minutes of every hour.
TDB: Cosign
LOVELY…
very pretty
…Yes, but can you cook?
she’s a beauty…
….. and do you clean ?
- addendum to OED’s comment
paw is becoming the riddler to gotty’s batman
always ending his posts with a facetious question directed at gotty…lol
The only thing she will clean is your Wallet; “Come on let’s got to St. Barts for the weekend??”
Dammit!!!
lol
My dearest Gotty,
Thank you. A pretty face indeed!