karmaloop-lady

Karmaloop has a women’s pajama top from In4mation for $9.95. It’s a “hermal-like nightie top” and is 55 percent polyester.

There is also a one-shoulder swimsuit by Hot Tuna that is $36 and is 80 percent polyamide and is great for summer time.

I was able to type the preceding lines from memory.

No, I’m not a purveyor of women’s fashion. I’m just a man. A man who is wildly in love with a sweet sweet Karmaloop model*. And frequent her pics so much that the clothing detail has somehow etched itself in memory.

I know you have a name, miss Karmaloop sexy model. But that doesn’t matter. I’ve watched you for a couple years, taunting me while I try to focus on finding the cheapest gear. Now that I’ve broken my silence, it’s time to profess my love.

*Cues Auto-Tune. Jigga be damned*

“Karmaloop model you about as fine as shit hot dammit
I hope you don’t stain yo Betsey Lee lingerie hey hey hey
When you fixing me a sammiiiiich

You look so fiiiine in yo L-R-Geeeee Whiiiiz
You can wear my Crooks and Castle sweatshirt
While you let me freeeak it”

*Stomps twice*

Sexual Chocolate!

You ain’t as fly as L. though. But who is?