If there was any speculation as to if the patriarch of the Jackson clan actually did have a heart that pumped ice cubes, this interview should sway everyone’s opinion beyond a reasonable doubt.

As the only nuclear family member present for yesterday’s festivities (aside from the Janet cameo at the tail end) Big Daddy Joseph couldn’t go into detail into about funeral arrangements, the family’s thoughts or even remember what he went to Vegas for, but he had no problem in revealing why he was really at the scene.

His next business venture: motherfucking Blu-Ray.

I’m not a father so I couldn’t even speculate the bond of the father-son relationship but my best guess is no amount of money could compensate for a sudden loss of a next to kin. Apparently I’m mistaken because Poppa Joe and his “partner” Marshall felt the need to plug their next step — Ranch Records during the period of bereavement.

Remember:

Ranch Records > Michael Jackson