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This had to be my read of the day yesterday.

The two guys you see boxed in are not Lakers. They are Darren Adams and Raul Torres. They’re two cats with elephant nuts or the equivalent in guts, determination & ingenuity as they were able to sneak on stage to participate in the Lakers championship parade. And The Blowtorch got their commentary.

DA: The thing that really stood out to me was how bad Shannon Brown smelled. I mean, I would have expected it from Vujacic, but Shannon looks pretty well-groomed. Must have been the humidity.

RT: Yeah, I noticed that too. I always thought those stink lines you see in cartoons were just a joke, but if you paid attention, you could actually see, like, ripples of odor coming off of him. It was a little disturbing. But I guess that explains why they call him “Stanky Leg.”

I don’t know if Shannon Brown does/does not stink, but I’ll just assume he probably stayed up late night celebrating with a couple of cheap hookers or groupies, then neglected to rinse that stench off.

Two Lakers Fans Enjoy the Championship Celebration [The Blowtorch] via Weiss