Dear god, make it stop. I have tears in my eyes from listening to country star/media darling/teen dream Taylor Swift rapping. No way we were gonna bash on Common & let T-Pain get by with attaching his name to one of the Jonas’ ex’s get. Methinks Jermaine Dupri wrote her lyrics because they have a nice preadolescence sound & her voice is 100% Kidz Bop.

And she can do this because she basically owns Pop music, I mean fresh off winning CMT’s Video Of The Year award & owning the charts. This is clear, cool spoof of herself…even though my daughter & a lady I know both swear she’s a nutcase.

Teddy P., well…I guess he’s officially arrived for country music fans. À la Nelly and even while wearing his Big Ass Chain, he’s proven himself to be non-threatening to a crowd that still buys music. A few added sales never hurt anyone I’d say.