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*sips coffee*
You know what? She looks like she would do everything in her power to keep a black man happy.
And that includes back door access. Daily.
For that, I give her an 8.8
@E. Brock, you could always ask her to cut you a duplicate of the key, so that you can let yourself in through the front door.
Change the lock,
Because here comes E.Brock,
He wants a want a scoop.
From your poop shoot,
Drive your booty around like a Lex Coupe!
Can I get a woot woot?
WHAT in the BLUE HELL was that, BP?
“He wants a scoop from your poop shoot?”
I don’t want a scoop of shit! I don’t even want to travel down Chocolate Road! But just knowing that the access is there makes it more intriguing.
“Can I get a woot woot?”
For that? HELL NO. (LOL, it’s all in jest)
as much as I also enjoy the cooler girl pics (yes, i do ) im gonna officially come out and ask for some man candy for the ladies that read the blog. (am I tho? the first to ask?) and the pretty ricky ish that was posted a while back does NO-OOT count. lol.
i asked for nia long and i get this? she’s ok, prob has a nice back shot, decent at best but i’m still waiting on some nia long….mac gives it a 7.6
Bro, I can see her sternum.
Elbows are way too pointy for me. However, I’d smash in honor of all those who aren’t as fortunate as myself.
And if there is ever a guy representing the cooler, I will no longer be an aficionado!
“Five Signs That Drake Might Be The Next Asher Roth [XXL]”
That shit was reaching. Dude needs to step up his creativity, instead of trying to make borderline comparisons like this.
@alyah
Head over to http://www.atlstateofmind.com for that.
Dopealicious had a few pics like that up.
Maybe in the Dark Ages when they didn’t have microwaves; snow flake would be the bomb. But she doesn’t do it for me; hell I show her pic to OJ and he said her elbows are to pointy. lol
Roc Nation needs to sign Baby Paw; if Jay Electronica can get all this attention for spitting 16 bar Hiakus. Baby Paw deserves soem shine as well. lol
don’t feed the animals, Gorilla Zoe or Baby Paw.
Alyah – enh lol. i don’t know how to pull that one off. Usher or Boosie shirtless is about as far as we could reach.
Ha the cooler is a place of refuge
**clears throat**
We gather at the cooler to
look at the girlsread the articles. Now if Brother Gotty Puts Lilly Allen or Anne Hathaway (or the likes) we just look admire and move on if it’s not your bag we speak on it in a respectful, poetic manner pointing out pointy elbows, would we smash, and a point system. We don’t have, Alyah, a point system for dudes or haikus for guys that would throw the balance of the cooler causing a shift in the blogosphere. Sorry while I was all for suffrage; equal rights at the cooler I have to say is a no no.By the way I would smash but she is only a 8.5 (she is just a bit thicker than Calista Flockhart).
where the fuck did yall find this one at?
this bitch looks like shes modeling swimsuits for JC PENNY’s or someshit…I wouldnt fuck her with paws dick.
(pause)
Gotty:
You need to support the Baby Paw movement; Lemon Camay Vol.1 the Mixtape comming soon. lol!!!
I don’t know about a male cooler; that just sounds wrong. But I am sure the female TSS Family members can whip up a Stripendales post for the ladies who support the TSS Juggernaut. Just put a warning so I will know to skip that post.
My zoological skills and training are only specialized in dealing with the female species of cats.
ps: I’ve analyzed this specien thoroughly and believe it to be a Lynx canadensis.
Someone needs to feed this girl a half-dozen egg sandwhiches on french bread so she can cross the magical 95lb threshold that’s been alluding her. Fellas, y’all ever fuck a girl who had a bony cooch? Like that shit was straight bone solid, no softness, usually afflicts super skinny broads and leaves one with a sore johnson. No thank you, I’ll pass.
waits on Flea’s assessment
PS – As a guy who grew up in a house of 2 sisters and a mom and was a womens studies major in College, I fully support womens rights, rights to equality in pay, etc etc. But I’ll be damned if we’re going to have a chippendales cooler!! I will write scathing blog posts about TSS if this happens, lol.
My zoological skills and training are only specialized in dealing with the female species of cats.
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jojo @ 1:50
I second Bigga’s suggestion, though I prefer we keep cooler’s as is. But, if you’re going to do a cooler for the Ladies, you can’t have the pic on the main page when I first open it up…No no no. Just have a big WARNING picture, with a message to the ladies/gents that the beefcake photos are after the jump.
BG is smoking some good shit. Dude compared the hot boy reunion to the beetles.
Cmon bro… lol
damn, y’all go hard on these cooler chicks, lol
@Alyah
i co-sign that and i will be putting some more eye-candy up for the ladies. i have a folder full of yummies
@MZ
thx for the mention *blushes*
@el rosado
*ahem* i’m not super skinny, but i am a petite chick and… “my pussy runs deeper than stab wounds from ice picks* (c)rah digga. and gets gushy enuf to bring that up outta you in less than 2 minutes
*fears i have gone too far*
just shits and giggles folks. i’ve never heard of a ‘bony cooch’ and i just think that’s hilarious
@ Dopealicious: Di-di-di-di-di-daaamn!!! It’s REALLY that good???!!!
LOL@FLea’s lack of knowledge of the Lion species. Hell Flea hasn’t seen the Lion King. lol!!!
lmfao @ Dopealicious. S’all good chica, I like petite girls, actually that’s my preference, 5’0-5’3 range, about 110-115lbs = PERFECT. At least for my tastes. However, there is a difference between being “petite” and having a nice little body on a petite frame and being just super-skinny as hell like she is with damn rib cages poking out of her stomach. Just speaking on this particular piece, she looks like she weighs 92lbs soaking wet. She could stand to eat a few meals and cross the 100lb barrier. She shouldn’t be scared about it, ain’t nothing to it but to do it lol.
Oh yes, but the bony cooch does exist. Sadly, I speak from a couple of painful experiences…lol.
PS – for the record, I don’t you can ever go “too far” on TSS. Not in the comments section at least. And especially in the cooler comments section, hahaha.
lol @ flea, he hit her with the di-di-di….I woulda just went the Ron Simmons route like DAMN!!
@ Bigga: We need to send Flea a copy of Lion King and some tissues, waterworks expected when Scar kills Mufasa. lol
Yeh she’s alright, whatever.
Judge Rules Enough Evidence To Hold Ex-BART Officer Johannes Mehserle On Murder Charge [CNN]
^That is some of the most important news i’ve heard in a while..hope it progresses in the favor of JUSTICE. RIP Oscar GRANT III
El Ro:
I think Flea is too busy preparing for his hunt of the Gushy Lioness to watch the Lion King. lol
Texastoker:
Let’s hope he is found Gulity of Murder; but it is an important step.
lmao @ el rosado
Damn. @dopealicious
It will be another injustice from a failed justice system if Mehserles is acquitted of murder,
lol @ Bigga. Flea is making sure his passport game is trump tight so he can get in from Canada.
Flea LOL
you are CONSISTENTLY out of your mind.
Y’all some crazy-ass ninjaz!!! LOL. The Cooler is the best part of waking up, fuck Folgers!!! Ha ha!!!
Premiere Play Presents…
LOU of excLOUsiv Productions
Its my underground debut. 46 tracks. A loose concept. RAW, soulful, hypnotic, timeless. Each track is like a snippet. It’s similar in concept to Madlib’s Beat Konductor series.
http://www.zshare.net/download/59988779c6ad81e0/
https://www.box.net/shared/fqmmv0a0tx
http://www.divshare.com/download/7377511-804
I know it’s a lot of tracks, but it will all fit on one 80 minute CD. Drop it in iTunes and there will be full id3 tag support. Everything will be in order and named properly. If you like Hip Hop there is bound to be something on it you think is dope.
There will be a series in the works that will follow this up.
Peace!
LOU
P.S. TSS Crew if you like the work, I’d appreciate some help in spreading the word. Thanks!