T-Pain’s Big Ass Chain, Literally
Everything Else By Gotty™ on June 7, 2009 at 2:45 pm
T-Pain “proves” himself recession-proof by showcasing a 10lb., 197kts (”I don’t know what fake feel like”) chain. And with one chain, Teddy P eclipses the ignorance of… material exuberance of Ted DiBiase & Liberace combined. It’s okay because, according to Mr. Pain, his kids and family are straight & undeniably wealthy themselves.
I don’t think his Daddy’s none too happy though.
*Insert Chappelle show joke here*
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Fuck the recession.
Who knew TPain could be so meta…
And I’m gonna get a chain in the shape of Tahiry’s ass…that Big Ass Chain would be >
What. The. Fuck?
i’m gonna rock a chain of T-Pain wearing a Chain that says “Big Ass Chain”
Just when i was starting to miss the Chappelle show…
the niggas have got to go. I wish i could joint the klu klux klan… i’d do a drive by from cali to brooklyn!
I sure hope his kids college funds have been created, or this is a strait up L right here…
Its a L no matter how you look at it!!
Cot Dam Ninjas!
I think we can all agree that that’s the definition of coonery.
Moissanite anyone?
Ted DiBiase??…… Hilarious.
Now that Lil Jon “Crunk Ain’t Dead” chain ain’t so guido no more (c) Kanye
All we need now is for Treach to on the scene, padlock and chain around his neck, and we would then have ourselves a real royal rumble.
Is there a Chappelle skit where out of nowhere he says “Message” Am I dreaming?
Coon-tas-tic!
i’m gonna rock a chain of T-Pain wearing a Chain that says “Big Ass Chain”
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*Jojo @ 1:50*
The best part is that it isn’t the chain that’s big, it’s the pendant.
v155:
No, but that is a recurring gag in Don’t Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.
All we need now is for Treach to on the scene, padlock and chain around his neck, and we would then have ourselves a real royal rumble.
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LMFAO
Coonery at its best
@v155
You might be thinking of “Don’t Be A Menace To South Central…” lol
This Chappelle joke being discussed is “They should have never gave yall niggas money!”
So true. It’s nice to see some people have so much money to blow during a recession, seeing as he has “4 million in my oldest child’s account.” Great to know young, black males are being so responsible nowadays with their cash. Let’s all follow the likes of Gucci Mane, Soulja Boy, and Mr.T-Pain over here and do what responsible young men should do- squander all their money on bullshit. That’s the dream all black men and women have been fighting to achieve since the turn of the century, right?
Please say you all understand my sarcasm.
Why not just get a foot long, gold and diamond encrusted, dribbling, syphilitic penis pendant instead?
People would respond to it in exactly the same way….
@Jester, some individuals have more money, than sense.
The ironic thing is that many of today’s major money burners will probably be filing for bankruptcy, circa 10 years down the line.
I’m not saying it will happen to T-Pain, hopefully, he has enough sense to put something away for a rainy day.
However, we’ve seen this type of scenario happen on many an occasion, and people always pose the same question, damn, how did he blow so much money that he end up broke?
coon.
The definition of ostentatious. What ever happened to the simple Jesus piece with a little bit of ice??? I think that I’ll get myself an iced-out, platinum, size 13 sneaker attached to a 40″ Cuban link chain and rock that. I’ll call it “The Big-ass Sneaker”
***cues up Royal Flush & Noreaga’s “Iced Down Medallions”***
@Flea, ah, so you took it back to that boring azz 90s hip hop with the Royal Flush joint huh? I jest, I jest! :P :)
But anyway, if the whole town is done laughing at T-Pain’s pendentgrass, erm, wait, erm you think you could beat somebody to death with that piece swinging from his neck?
But anyway, you all seen the first part of Joe Budden Up Close & Personal? Interesting, to say the least, I think what he has to say, makes sense some what, that freaking music playing in the background is annoying, however, I see the hunger in Budden’s eyes.
He wanna battle on the mic, and take out the competition, so why don’t VIBE and the other corporations arrange a Battle Of The Mics event, and let them all get it on?
http://content.onsmash.com/archives/19261
the medallions big but hes got 4 of those first communion necklaces holdin up
thats fuckery at its best
@ Paw: Ha ha…but NO!!! I’m using that track as theme music, you bring up 90’s material to contest current music. Nice try my ninja, we still cool though.
Big
Ass
LAME
Bamboozled 2…
coming soon
Starring T-Pain as himself.
His momma should’ve slapped the jeweler for making that sh*t.
The Ringleader of the minstrel show.
bad choice since his income is gonna dry up in a month thanks to jay z.
at least he didn’t buy a ridiculously expensive car, boat, clothes or any other number of horrible investments. Granted, the chain is ostentatious and conspicuous as all hell. But, just viewed as a purchase, he could have done a lot worse. Gold, diamonds and platinum are tangible assets, maybe at their most valuable now, with our economy in a recession. And even as the money he’s got saved in the bank and whatever stock portfolio he may have are bleeding cash, his gold and diamonds will probably be gaining value…just a little food for thought.
Sherm, true enough about the gold, diamonds, platinum and such, but when you know rappers to buy quality jewelry? lol
Whatever, whatever though. Power to ‘em.
10lbs??!!! he gonna have neck problems like shit in a minute…
btw, if he really put away money for his fam like he said, who cares if he got this chain, even if it looks mad ignorant
@ oed - i mean obviously i’m givin pain the benefit of the doubt (which he prolly doesn’t deserve lol)…but i don’t see people all up in arms when rappers and sangers (a lot of them waaaaaay less successful) but bentleys and rolls royces and whatnot. but those are the kind of throwaway purchases that have absolutely no chance of increasing in value. now, do i think t-pain thought of his “big ass chain” as an investment? no…but he might have accidentally made of of the smarter of all the dumb purchases he could have made
but = buy
SHERM -
WHEN YOU CUT THE METAL (ALLOYS INTO THE GOLD MAKE IT CHEAPER TO MAKE JEWELRY AS WELL AS LESS PRICE TO END CONSUMER) THEN YOU LOSE ALOT OF THE ORIGINAL
YOU CANT PURIFY THE BULLSHIT OUT OF IT.
AINT NO INVESTMENT BUT IN A FUCKIN PAPERWEIGHT..
Wow…Lol
@ sherm
“at least he didn’t buy a ridiculously expensive car, boat, clothes or any other number of horrible investments.”
Check his Twitter page.
32 cars?
Check.
Smart investor?
(No check coming)
bad choice since his income is gonna dry up in a month thanks to jay z.
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how?
Hey Noreaga’s “Noreports” chain made more sense then this….That shit looks mad tacky……
Fag!
ahh look at all you hate on t pain when you know damn well in some point in time you were playing ‘buy you a drink’ whenever a girl was in your car…
However superfluous it may be
that shit is badass.
why is he not naked?
@ kev
Making a song that I agree with and have probably been in said situation before and ..
AND THIS
Ain’t even close to the same and if you think it is.. I got a red clay brick you can buss your own skull with. Not trying to be e-thug on you but seriously I do have that brick for you.
niggerdom.
Nevermind he can do that cause he got money if he wants that chain okkkk he can get itttt and he’s the Best the R&B King T-P The Music Jesus A.k.A The Lord Of The 3 Rings Nappy Boyyyyyyyyyy
The piece is made by ICEBOX custom jewelry http://www.iceboxcustomjewelry.com/blog/2009/06/07/new-piece-t-pains-big-ass-chain/
First he pollutes the airwaves with terrible muzak. Then he almost ruins the live-action episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force with his wooden “acting.” Now he insults every dirt-poor African gold miner with this pendant. What’s his next great move?
Really, is it that serious ???? I think it’s pretty funny, yall dudes need to releax a lil. Dude had more #1 songs last year than your favorite rapper has in their career. Let him live.
Big chain = Coonery?
Why can’t it equal… erm… you know… bored with money?
failure.
change your name to Neck-Pain.
Well gottdamn…dhats a “Big Ass Chain” lol
hit dha music site myspace.com/timelooprecords
Fifty-Seven
stop fucking hating… that shit is hott… if any of ya broke people in here talking shit find it ya will be rocking it and showing it off. go get real jobs you fucking losers……………
ay get the mask and the pump and we bout to go on a mission
That is not moissanite - done by icebox jewelry in Duluth (just outside of Atlanta)…they’ve done pieces for Joc and Gorilla Zoe…only use diamonds there. I got a piece done by them and their work is on point - they’re blog is http://www.custompieces.com - you can see a pic of the deposit Pain made for his chain there. I must admit - that thing is a little over the top, but it is well done.
This is a problem? but i guess it’s ok to jack up a F350 and paint it camouflage while dumping tons of emissions into the atmosphere. Let’s get it all muddy and never wash it. Let’s tailgate others and rev our engines. Hell….this truck is big…lets merge and switch lanes without looking. Hating ass rednecks.
it doesnt make him a coon to buy what he wants now if he bought at the orders of white people -coon but he stated he wanted something that would shock people which it , look at it, all it does is serve the purpose of getting attetion which it did so all sayin he’s a coon kill ya self y’all prolly do anything a white person tell u jus to keep a job, “wash my car nigger”- ur boss, “but im a vice president” - u “so”- ur boss “ok i guess” , no -dignity havin ass bitch
MAN I LIKE THIS. I DNT HAVE NUTHN BAD 2 SAY ABOUT IT UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. LIKE WHO CARE’S WHAT HE DO WITH HIS MONEY. HE WORKD LONG AND HARD 4 IT. IF IT WAS US. WE MIGHT DO THE SAMETHING. OR GO OUT AND BUY A HOUSE OR A CAR THE SAME DAMN PRICE. SO WHO CARE’S. PEOPLE WASNT SAYING ANYTHING WHEN YUNG BERG HAD THE TRANSFORMER CHAIN THAT COST 70,OOO. ITS HIS MONEY.
DAEQUAN COOK/ MIAMI HEAT
The funny thing is , someone charged him that much for a bunch of shiny rocks , and the funnier thing is , he paid somebody that much for a bunch of shiny rocks and then told him they were diamonds , but to each his own , do your thing man , just think for yourself , if i told you the sky was purple you wouldnt believe me would you , im not saying they arent diamonds , im just saying think about it , their still rocks that come from the ground ; “my umi says , shine your light on the world , shine your light for the world to see: Umi says , mos def , the greatest rapper alive …………….
That’s a cool chain!!! If he got it then its none of our bussiness of how his family and kids are doing!
RIMS ON A TOASTER!!
stop the hatred that chain is tight as fuck…. fuck you if you dont like it your a mark anyway for hating on a piece of jewelry over the internet.
I want that chain!!!! T pain is so cool!! I like his pimp hats too! I luv all his songs
heyy wat a nice big ass chain
i lyk it
yeah i doo
i dont wat its lyk 2 hold FAKE
its shirkara power imm sooo famouse noww
I LYK LUV UR MUSIC
AND UR BIGG ASS CHAIN
booo yah
man dat b a waste of munny by ur baby sum chickn or sumtin shiiiit what da wurld cumin to i wish i gots munny to throw away
Yo, Why Wud This Ni99ah Waste His Money On A Piece A Whack @as Shyt Lyk Tht. I Mean Cmon Yo, 100’s A Kids Cudda Gotten Fed, Sent To School, But Who Are We To Judge. << I Got Mines, & Im Helping Others Get Theres.
Keepin My Swag At Its All TIme High,
Tina W.
I know some other people have noticed,but the first thing i thought when I saw that picture of T-pain in my newspaper was,”What the fuck,it’s a fucking pendant,not a chain!” The chain holding the pendant is mediocre by hip-hop bling standards.
Black Canseco, that was Chris Rock, not Chapelle. Fuck chapelle
OMG That is the most ignorant thing I’ve seen today..
Yeah, that dude that said “recession”…. Like dude hello, why is such an item necessary.
This an unfortunate case.
Big ass does popping free video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRtpCe3GHVE