President Obama swatted at & apparently killed a fly, further proving that he’s more solemnly cool than the average man. To me, I saw flashes of Mr. Miyagi and Bruce Leroy catching the bullet with his teeth. I sat & watched this clip on the news yesterday, thinking “man, this cat just killed the fly & kept on moving with poise.” Essentially, he shored up my vote for 2012 just by killing the varmit with a hand swat.
Now, those pesky people at PETA are upset and wishes he had merely brushed the fly aside, instead of harming the insect.
PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.
“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals,” PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. “We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”
First of all, these people are oddballs. The president of the group is encouraging people to eat her when she dies, instead of harming an animal. They’ve even managed to brainwash our beloved Uncle Russell, the coke-snorting party animal I admired from Life & Def. He’s over the dropping quotes for PETA, saying that “fur is dead.” I bet he won’t go to Detroit poppin’ that trash to Trick Trick.
Sorry, I got off track but I wanted to address that foolishness the other day.
In his position, the President can’t respond & say everything he’d like. Therefore on his behalf, allow me to retort © Jules.
“Tree-huggin’ ass bitch please.” — Clipse
In fact, I’d petition that we allow those Oakland females to remain free, under the condition that they go to PETA headquarters & smack the hemp kufis off the administrators in charge.
If anybody has a right to be pissed, it’s the reporter. He was the one in a compromising situation because imagine that after the interview the President extended his unwashed, smushed fly-shit hand to you. Do you shake it or switch it up & ask for fist pound?
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Genius.
I’d shake his hand…Obama has the power to turn bug juice to BBQ sauce in his palm.
This may finally be the thing that puts PETA out of their misery. They can’t go up against the Boss of Bosses.
“Imagine that after the interview the President extended his unwashed, smushed fly-shit hand to you”.
LMAO
You cats are funny as shit.
Really PETA? Really? Go in a corner and die. All of you.
Flies are insects, not animals! that being said those PETA people need to lighten up & eat a steak cause lack of protein is rotting their brains! So let me get this straight, Michael Vick goes to jail for killing dogs, but police officers can kill and unarmed man in new york & walk free!
anybody want another Panda sausage? They’re delicious and so tender. I can put a nice dolphin crumb garnish around it if you want…just don’t drop any on the couch! that’s genuine Koala
Hey everybody Anne “Backdoor Lover” Hathaway is on the view. Talking lesbian kissing and how pillowy soft lips and I have to say I like her
Fcukin’ PETA… the point of ridiculousness has been reached.
Listen, don’t get mad people, but I am a card carrying member of PETA.
While I don’t go to the extreme that the others go to, I do have my feelings on the subject.
I feel like Obama shouldn’t have swatted that fly.
He should’ve smashed it into fine dust and sprinkled it on his hamburger for lunch. Extra protein and what not.
What? Yes, I AM a member of PETA.
People Eating Tasty Animals.
You should join.
Da fuck outta here with that…PETA
E Brock, eloquent as always lol
I ain’t eating no fly dust though.
Isn’t PETA the name of the new ‘super group’ comprising of Lil Wayne, T-PAIN and Pleasure P?
However, if Obama harms the bumble bee buzzing around in my water cooler, then I’d slap him with a clear plastic filled with luke warm horse urine, because his actions would be cutting off my honey water supply!
Honey Water and Suede Berry’s is how I’m rolling today.
Fuck PETA.
Catches bullets with his TEETH?
Gotty, please.
you know, i had to consider that for a minute while writing this. “Is a fly actually an animal?” I didn’t feel like Google’ing the shit so i just left it alone.
Yes, Track, with his teeth.
Sidebar: I once knew this broad named Peta. She was from Mozambique or something dope sounding like that. Fine, fine fine specimen. She came over to do some interior decor at my old crib. I think it was the curtains that were getting replaced or something. Man, I wonder what I did with her number? I wonder if she still does int-decor. What was her last name?
I forget what my point was.
*coughs out smoke stares at hot glass pipe and empty syringe*
True flies are insects of the order Diptera (Greek: di = two, and pteron = wing), possessing a single pair of wings on the mesothorax and a pair of halteres, derived from the hind wings, on the metathorax.
When has PETA ever done anything useful other than run that Eva Mendes poster?
@Sam C, they did the Peta rap (albeit with two T’s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qApp6avF2U
^*speechless*
People Eating Tasty Animals.
You should join.
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I will, Lifetime membership please.
They’re just attention whores. It actually works pretty well. They see this “internet hit” of the President killing a fly and jump on it, then boom, their names in the news, too.
With that said, fuck PETA.
True flies are insects of the order Diptera (Greek: di = two, and pteron = wing), possessing a single pair of wings on the mesothorax and a pair of halteres, derived from the hind wings, on the metathorax.
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TMI
I’d love PETA’s opinion on Dante Stallworth
Actually, no I wouldn’t, they probably don’t have an opinion, just a big fucking party because Mr.Vick did 23 months for killing scrappy and santas little helper and worth is doing 30 days for KILLING a HHUMAN DRUNK.
Fuck these cunts
Peta has slowly lost respect from me and I think alot of others.
I always tried to believe it was members of Peta that were the crazy ones and not the organization itself (board members, etc) but IF an official statement was released concerning this trivial shit then Peta needs to finally sit down and shut the f up..
feta > peta