Chronicles Of The Juice Man
EDUTAINMENT By David D. on June 22, 2009 at 7:10 pmRecently, our beloved LC questioned the usefulness of the social media site we’ve all grown to love: Twitter. Some agreed with her that the site is just a gathering place for self-important half-wits and Diddy. Now, though, one man has ended the argument over Twitter’s ability to incite brilliance and inspiration. One man has taken Twitter to its intellectual boundaries, and pushed through to a new level of awareness that would make even the great W.E.B. Dubois tremble to his core.
That man is none other than O.J. Da Juiceman.
After only a mere 151 updates and counting, Mr. Vitamin C has packed a novel’s worth of profundity in each 140 character or less installment. Let’s examine.
Like a young Nasir Jones or Mark Twain, O.J. made his presence known to the world in a storm of literary dexterity.
Like an old Negro spiritual, Juiceman uses the age-old call and response to end his tweets. A maelstrom of energetic “aye’” “well damn’s” and “burr’s” tap into our roots, melding our ancestry with the ways of Twitter.
And like a young Ezra Pound, O.J. opts to sometimes use brevity as a means of self-expression:
Wonder why something is always “technically wrong” with Twitter? Juiceman has just unleashed a fury or lyrical depth too mighty for a web engine run by mere mortals:
I must give praises to the high Gods for allowing such a visionary to grace the pages of Twitter and tip-toe on the edges of our souls where possibilities are boundless.
I will have Sir Juiceman’s Twitter page bookmarked so I can appreciate the spectacular thoughts of a man whose poetry knows no limits.
Aye!
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aye!!!
Yeah, Juice gets a pass today off the strength of that appearance on BoB’s tape. So…
Aye!
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WELL DAMN! © OJ Da Juiceman
Quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, AYE!
I finally realized what language Oj is speaking; he is from the same planet as Mork. OJ is an Alien fron Ork. lol
…..just another fine example of what my beloved city (ATL) has to offer to the world :/
Quarter blog, half a blog, whole blog AYE!!!
Quarter post, half a post, whole post OKAYE!!!
@house: yeah, shit be really subpar in the A sometimes…smh.
who told that nigga bout twitter
By the way:
B.o.B. on “One” = Good
Bobby Ray on “Satellite” = Good
But the both of them combined or as to condense the confusion,
“B.o.B.by Ray” on “I’ll be in the Sky” = Greatness.
Wow, thank you for this. I needed a laugh today.
juiceman is comparable to m.o.p. in the south for the energy he brings on the track lol everytime u hear that AYE! u get hype
Sun valley shawty! Texaco shawty!
lol that niggas twitter is stupd funny…think too much and you miss the whole point
day i started following OJ Da Juuuu Man on twitter = greatest day of my life lol
Aye!
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@TEEF
OK OK BURR
lol
Fuck that wack ass nigga aye
Weed carriers shouldn’t be allowed in the booth aye aye
haha, yeeeaaaaah now you’re writing.
im going to ignore the sarcasm and say the above captions ARE poetry
for our age
hard hard hard hard hard hard poetry
waaaaaaaaaaay too artistically over your head (and the heads of those around you)
& so you know, im not talking the pretentious self-concious narcissistic brain-masturbation art / poetry you’re accustomed to – the university ivory tower nerd-school of poetry…….. im talking “break-your-leg fall out of a tree sylvia plath hard core kill yourself die in a hail of bullets blissfully ignorant of how serious what you actually just said is” poetry
new american poetry.
(the new-new stuff. you should go back a few pages and catch up)
Gucc manes the future. Juiceman is fucking hilarious (god bless them both
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Ok! Ok! I think! Ok! Aye! This! Aye! Well I might Aye! Finally get a twitter Aye! If Ok! Aye! OJ Aye! Is on! Ok! Aye! Just so I can follow dude Aye!
i forgot all about twitter but im following him immediately. (yeah i forgot about my twitter account even though i hear the word 70 times a day on cnn and all the other “hip” news stations) props to david d.
Classic post. I guess it wan’t too hard tho. Thanks Dave.
Aye. All yall need to lay off the coke. Lol