I’ve seen @ least eight different songs with rappers affiliating themselves with the NBA in the past seventy-two hours. Safe to say Kirk Franklin’s in the studio right now cooking up that heat for Dwight and God.
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Download — Lil Wayne – “Kobe Bryant”
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I guess we know who Weezy F Baby is goin’ for
*was acting like this song didn’t exist*
Lol @ Kirk Franklin cooking up that heat. I hope not, that would be soooo lame
A Kirk Franklin reference on TSS? by Gotty? Gud Lawd!
At least it’s better than some of Jigga’s tired Jordan references. On a related note: why do I think—and am cringing—at the prospects of LBJ23 being referenced heavily on BP3?
And is Kobe the Kanye of the game–undeniable talent and track record, but such an insufferable, self-absorbed fool that he’s almost impossible to really like as a person?
I mean, has enyone ever thought “That Kobe Bryant… yeah, he’s a good guy. Hope my kid turns out like him.”
Take away the protools gear and Kanye is the annoying mama’s boy who lived across the street. Take away the ball, and kobe’s the self-absorbed jerk from junior year….
Needless to say, I’m rooting for the Micheal Jordan of Turkey and Skip To My Lou. Go Stan ManBoob Van Gundy
I can see it now, Kobe’s wife, waiting in the tunnel for a kiss from Kobe at the end of the game, and Wayne, dreads pulled back, eyes closed, lips puckered, waiting right beside her.
“It’s a Mafia kiss.” (c) Birdman
Could careless about either of these cats, but I dig the track…
On a completely random and unrelated note this is cool as all hell.
http://seriouslunch.blogspot.com/2009/06/conans-new-stage-looks-like-super-mario.html
RMF…
I said before and i’ll say it again, Black Mamba is the most contrived, silly, self-congratulatin’ nickname since… I dunno “King James.”
Everytime i hear than stupid name I’m reminded of the day I found out that WhiteSnake got their name from the lead singer’s, er, uh, “member”.
ick.
LMAO @Amp
@ Black Canseco, I was thinking a similar though when I hearing the track too. But then I thought there may be a reference here or there, but he burn his chance to make a LBJ track by wasting it on dissing Deshawn Stevenson (spl) last year. And Kanye is more Tim Ducan than KB: Extremely talented, butter soft, and if you watch him long enuff he’ll do something that’ll let you know, in real life he’s a cornball.
@ Cell Thuropy,
Tim Duncan is tough. Not a thug, not hood, but Duncan ain’t no pushover. He’s more of an assassin than KB is simply because he’s quiet, always there and has like 4 rings. You don’t get 4 rings and rack up HOF stats like that being soft. Plus Duncan’s one of the few cats to stand up and call out D. Stern as “goofy” for his dumb dress code and get away with it.
@ Black Can
I would have to credit those rings to TD being one of the best Power Forwards to play the game, but tough…nah, I can’t go for that. Even David Stern was like “this pussy”, when he heard Ducans remarks. He actually said it, look it up.lol
well you cant be on of the best PF’s ever and be soft. I’m surprised people still call the Spurs soft even though they dismantled most of the league for a few years.
@ Cell Thuro…
TD will never get his due. ever.
@ Trill
Sure you can, being one of the best of anything doesn’t mean you have to be “physically” tough. If you think of Kareem Abdul Jabbar , you don’t think physically tough at all, and he’s one of the best Centers of all time.
The Spurs aren’t soft but I wouldn’t accredit that to Ducan, more like Ginob and Parker. They take a licking and (all they variations of “no homo” are running through my head right now, so imma stop)
@ Black Can
I will state again, TIm Ducan is one if the best Power Forwards to ever play the game. I’m no hater, there is no denying his talent
FINALLY, more people giving duncan his much-deserved/earned respect. Not a Spurs fan at all just a huge fan of the game. One of the top 5 players in my generation (80s baby). Though I hate the fact that he bitches over a ton of calls, TD is one tough dude for coming up HUGE so many times. It’s a mental toughness as he is not the most intimidating guys out there.
TD can’t hear or see any questions about his toughness at the moment because he has a pair of title rings in his ears and the other pair lodged in his eyes. True story.
TD can’t hear or see any questions about his toughness at the moment because he has a pair of title rings in his ears and the other pair lodged in his eyes. True story.
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lmao.
just once i’d like to see TD point to his title ice and yell, “i’m pushin’ these rocks, biaytch!”
C’mon bro..
We talking about TD?
I don’t mess wit weezy, but I fugg wit this song.
@ TDB: Yeah, why you got a problem with Timmy? He’s a beast. Most underrated “best ever at his position of all-time. I know cats will argue otherwise, but I’m of the opinion that he is the best PF of all-time. Yeah I said it. If I’m doing an all-time starting 5, I’m running Timmy at the 4.
just once i’d like to see TD point to his title ice and yell, “i’m pushin’ these rocks, biaytch!”
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He probably does on the low with his friends/family and teammates. I’ve read numerous accounts from teammates over the years and people who know him that say he is a funny person, real funny dude and can make you laugh like crazy, he just keeps the “so icy” demeanor when he’s on the court. Stonefaced baller, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzhlZRs8Vgw
did mine in April.
Plus didn’t weezy he say “Kobe Bryant sucks” in the “Lollipop remix”?
did mine in April.
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yeah, but yours is even more garbage. You feel the need to toss some shameless pluggin here so i dont feel the need to be shy on critiquing it. From the 2001 Lil Jon crunk reject beat to the tired “my 16s go Pow (Pau) like Gasol” punchline, its safe to say its time to hang the mic up and get a 9 to 5