I would like to nominate you, Jamie, The Greatest Man in the World.
We’ve all seen her twins sunbathing in Swordfish (and our dreams). Although the list of men who’ve run up in that womb is relatively long, most of those folks do not qualify for this award because they did not bring forth for inspection the spoils. You, sir, did automatically qualifying you for this award.
How then did you beat all the other great men in the running?
Mr. Jamie Foxx, you did what only the wiser of them would’ve done.
You went straight for that ass. And you did it like you were digging in between the cushions of a couch looking for change while somehow also choking a serpentine dragon (like many kids shall do to these pictures).
That alone would make you mathematically superior to 99.99% of males, but you didn’t stop there.
By whatever sorcery you used, you got Halle-freaking-Berry to give you a handjob in public. For this you would rank somewhere between Jordan in the mid 90′s and Jesus Christ in his early 30′s. What sealed the deal and put you in that throne?
You did all the above while presenting an award for something else altogether.
I bow in your presence. You, sir, are my hero.
Halle Berry Wins Hotness Award [Entertainment Rundown]
Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam- Super Hits
Shalamar – Three For Love
Urban Mystic – Ghetto Revelations II
Bone_Thugs_N_Harmony-E_1999_Eternal
Bone_Thugs-N-Harmony-BTNHRESURRECTION
Smif-N-Wessun-Da_Shinin
Lil_Wayne-Lights_Out
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/01/Kelsey-Alexandra-99x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/08/halle-berry-malibu-1-1-150x108.jpg)
Co-sign. I also nominate him for the “If I Could’ve Swapped Places For Ten Damn Seconds…” award.
I mean, even I have to say, Jamie Foxx FTW. Something somewhere inside of me is intensely jealous.
I’d grab a handfull of that. Who wouldn’t?
I’d like to think that Jamie is not an actor. Just a regular dude they got from the audience. It’s better that way.
In a past life they must have really wronged Jamie Foxx and the Gods are making up for it in this lifetime. Jamie BoomByeYEAH!!!!
“For this you would rank somewhere between Jordan in the mid 90’s and Jesus Christ in his early 30’s”
HAHA! Probably the best comparison I have ever read.
Oh yeah, Halle = 10
That was a candle and some soft music away from needing some censoring ..LOL…check this view tho http://tinyurl.com/EmJamieHalle
Damn. Homie really went for broke on that ass-grab!!!
there is nothing in the world like short-haired Halle Berry. sweet jesus.
Foxx is having a great “2009″ so far; dare I say, he’s having THE BEST year of his life??
1) Platinum Album
2) Just broke the record for most consecutive weeks for a song to top the charts (“Blame It” 13 weeks running; just broke TLC’s “Scrubs” song from 1999)
3) His performance in “The Soloist” is causing Oscar-buzz
4) Foxxhole radio is absolute hilarious (trust me)
5) and now THIS?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Mr. Foxx, you ARE MY IDOL!!
My new hero
Wow.
I honor thee.
The ass grab is just the way you sposed to it. The tongue down screams of “your man’s not in town, so let’s stop bullshitting and get this nut off”…
I honor thee…..
I gotta give props!
…..also, I think this Halle Berry/Jamie Foxx thing is the “original” for the remix from 2008–>
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2008/10/halle-berry
….just call Supastaar and Hurricaine Chris a poor man’s “Nostradamus”
I’m proud of this aggin like he is my son! He shows every man how to properly use celebrity to your advantage.
PAY ATTENTION!!!
© DJ Drama
I bet Freddie Foxxx wishes he was Jamie Foxx.
Hell Baby Paw, Red Foxx wishes he was Jamie Foxx. lol
I’m proud of this aggin like he is my son!
————–
*dead*
@Bigga, heck yeah! Man they need to come up with that Sam Beckett Quantum Leap device in real life, I’d jump into Jamie’s body for at least 30 seconds and booty grope like there was no hope for the sun to rise tommorow.
If I scroll down fast enough…it’s like a movie scene.
I think I broke the wheel on my mouse…and pulled a hamstring
Mr. Foxx is my new role model!!!Somebody get this image on a t-shirt ASAP!!!
“Halle-freaking-Berry to give you a handjob in public.”- Classic
I always knew I loved that woman and now I know y, that’s my crew’s club signature move if it can be cupped in 1 swoop instant digits…
Definitely a win at life- she gives him the look in pic 3 like he coulda got slowjaw right on stage. btw- i meet that dude at a after party at ghost bar in the D like three years ago, funny ass dude, real laid back.
a new couple or what ? i can’t figured out !
jamie as success in every sense of the word in this pic !!
muthafuckin’ damn freaky owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!
Forget the Dos Sequis man, Jamie Foxx’s rep is growing exponentially. Jamie Foxx once had an awkard moment to see how if feels; then decided he liked the feel of Halle’s bootay bettter. lol!!!
Who thought dressing like and ugly woman would lead to getting tongued-down by the MJ of chicks
I’d do anything to have sex with Halle Berry (pause).
“you got Halle-freaking-Berry to give you a handjob in public”
Damn, Halle grabbing dudes dick on stage…I think she did it just to do a role reversal since he’s grabbing all that ass….
Jaime got game my friend, like Wilt Chamberlain
when did this happen?!
*bows down*
WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!
DAMN DAMN DAMN…TO BOTH OF EM…AT LEAST THERE WAS AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF GRABBING GOING ON…
I BET JAMIE’S “KIDS” FEEL AS IF THEY WERE TOUCHED BY A TRUE ANGEL…NOT DELLA REESES HEAVY ASS…
Anotha Time,
Mally
AY DIOS MIO
where was this at and where is the video for it?
Damn this just made my year!!!