Hurricane Chris Performs “Halle Berry” for Louisiana State House Of Representatives

I can think of maybe 2 million things more appropriate to do in The House. Certainly, somebody else there could too. But there must’ve been one crackhead joker of a genius that said “You know what? Let’s do something a little edgy. A little more ‘urban’ and ‘hip’….”

And voilà. The video you have just watched is what happens when you surround two misguided souls with “yes men.” For one, the above suggestion should have never gotten past the pre-conception stage. It should never even have been brought up. But someone somewhere felt confident enough to not only bring it up but follow it through, and a bunch of yaysayers just let him run with it. Secondly, if Mr. Ratchet over there with his infinity-pool-inspired forehead had any sense in him, or respect for the process, he would not be trying to explain why his perverted ode to another man’s wife is relevant to the legislative process.

Regardless, both these things happened. Now Hip-Hop and the Black community at large has to take yet another L courtesy of yet another rodent looking Louisiana rapper.

Gotty’s™ Note: For the record, the lady in the aqua suit is Chris’ godmother.