As you well can see, I end up with quite a bit of random news, music, products & mp3′s through the inbox & my RSS feed. These particular statements by Mo’Nique’s husband/manager Sidney Hicks about their “open marriage” managed to set off my “hold my mule” alarm.
“We’re saying that if by some chance that you hear scandal and you hear that Mo’Nique slept with another man, it won’t be a need for a press conference because I’m going to say, ‘Why are y’all tripping off that? Because that’s what she did. Did she sleep with that man in you?’ That’s not a deal breaker for myself … We are logical enough to understand that things like this do happen.”
Clearly, the winner here is Mr. Hicks because we’ll assume this open behavior goes both ways…and who really wants to bust down Mo’Nique in the first place. Smoke those hams? I think not. Doubling as her manager, let’s assume that he’s not opposed to encouraging her to hit the casting couch to land roles. “C’mon babe. If you get this job, I can get the new Ford Focus with the leather trim.”
In the end, Mr. Hicks will probably disappoint men worldwide when we discover he used this gift for naught, as he looks somewhat light in the loafers anyways. See: Star Jones.


That’s the only way to salvage any semblance of dignity after marrying the loudest, fattest chick he could find south of Roseanne.
Random lol
Straight HAMS. Straight HAMS. All they want is HAMS. All they serve is HAMS.
I’m going DEEP. I’m going DEEP. We going DEEP. We going DEEP. I’m thinking PORK. I’m thinkin’ BEAST.
Mix the yayo with that BACON/makin’ eggs up like it’s breakfast…
Straight HAMS.
Straight HAMS.
All they want is HAMS.
All they want is HAMS.
HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSQUAD
I agree “light in the loafers” real aggins have open relationships just with the girl on the side not the wife and they regret letting the girl on the side in on the openess of the relationship cause we all know side girl goes ham
The only way I’d even CONSIDER smoking those HAMS is if there was a briefcase filled with 6 figures worth of cash next to the bed for me to take afterwards. In which case, I’d force myself to bust in record time, take the money, and run.
uh fuck that make it 7 figures. Just googled her for a reminder.
I’d need at least half of a Lil Dez stockroom as an offer to even consider the act.
LOL ^
Might I add that I’m far from a prude, but if you’re going to fuck other people, why get married? Tax purposes?
Has to be tax/income purposes, only reason I could see, especially given the circumstances.
Wait a damn minute! Not one of y’all understands the upside to big broads ??? Cuz there is one.
Why get married if you want to sleep with other people; he married her for a roof over his head. Plus it looks like Hicks like dicks
lol
For a second, I thought dude was ‘Carter’ from Spin City.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0090225/
lmfao @ bigga
I like thick bitches but not that goddamn thick.
and i like ham but not that godddamn much
this bitch smells like hickorysmoke honey roasted ham.
I drive a Ford Focus…
besides that… Mo look like one of those cute chubby gurls in HS that you always said you smash but didn’t…Well looks like she gets down, hubby or not, so I’d hit it…she’d probly crack jokes while you was riding her…
which brings me to this one Comicview where this comedian was like I fucked this fat bitch once…she got on the floor and looked like a WV Beetle…so he turned the lights off…and he though he put it “in” but the homey was fucking her sides jelly roll…lmao….
btw ths my first post and i been here for like the last 2 months, yall keep up the good work mayne…i be checking yall out and yall crack me up…once the money right im buyin me tee! lol
ATL STAND THE F* UP.
G-COUNTY ALL DAY.