50 Cent once teased Cam’ron for his nonsensical rhyme schemes. True, there’s times when Killa Cam sounds like he’s the narrator for his own line of Dipset nursery stories but if you listen closely, you’ll notice Cam’s rhyme book isn’t always easily made the butt of a punchline.

In the closing days of the release of Cam’ron’s fifth solo album Crime Pays, here’s a brief look at some of the Harlemite’s brainiest bars. Putin computers and boogity boogities need not apply.

Lyrical Gangster

“Oh, I’m the type to twist the hoe and diss the hoe/Choke and threaten to kill her, like her last name’s Carlesimo/Listen yo/trick the hoe and get her dough/That was prior like Richard yo/See I done been around the world/See I met Puff and I know Mason/But still the best nation, nigga is donation/So let me hold somethin’/Yo, you can’t change my livin’/This robbery’s a holiday/Call it “thanks” for “givin”/Cause you a turkey…”

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“Glory” from the album Confessions Of Fire (1998)

Even though Cam used to cram more words in his bars than the actual reel could hold, he wasn’t just running off out the mouth for the sake of rhyming. The Sprewell line shows there was a pen and pad involved even in the humble beginnings.

Ballinnnn!!!

“Got pies like Betty bake/Top baller in every state/In Chi I’m Mike/Boston I’m Kenny/In/Miami I’m Timmy and Phoenix I’m Penny/Damn/In Harlem I’m semi-auto or so/What the hell you want?/Got sons, guns, run, run/Make them run, run, skate, take one…”

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“What Means The World To You” from the album S.D.E. (2000)

Names like Kenny Anderson and Tim Hardaway may not ring bells like a Paul Pierce or D. Wade in 2009, but Killa still proved to be a most valuable poet on the mic keeping one eye in the street and the other glued to ESPN.

Career Ending Injuries

“Over some Nikes/I had fights/Over the white, the road to the roads to the lows, I knows what it’s like/Now, niggas career over like Mike/Anyone: Tyson, Jordan, Jackson…it’s over”

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“I Love You” from the album Diplomatic Immunity (2003)

Sure it was heavily inspired by B.I.G., but the restructuring of the legendary Michael’s to parallel “bum” status is that of a sarcastic, master-of-disrespect. Who else but Killa!?


“Why you think the hood coroded?/He Tony the Tiger/Yeah he like to sugarcoat it…”

The Wire Tap

“We never had a conversation about a Cancun trip? For you to sit up here and lie…that’s a lie… and you’re a reverend. You’re a reverend on the radio station telling lies. You said rap is the devil and you’re rapping? I seen it! It’s on tape!”

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“Ma$e On Hot97″ from DJ Antlive & DJ Lust’s Hell Up In Harlem Mixtape (2005)

Who said Killa had to rap to talk that shit? He’s such a polarizing figure on the phone, the people on the other end tend to forget the conversation took place all together. Eh, Jimmy?

Skittles®. Bitch.

“I got the green Benz/red Range/mustard Jag/White coke/Tan dope/Black gun/Tre-duece/Silver bullets/Purple piff/Blue pills/Grey Goose!/Pull out the rat-tat-tat/Duck duck, say goose/Beige coupe/Suede roofs/Send him off to Jesus!”

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“Get It In Ohio” from Crime Pays (2009)

Over a decade in the game and Killa still comes in clutch with the color commentary. Canary burgundy — call it lemon red. Yellow diamonds in his ear? Call ‘em Lemonheads.

Cam’ron’s sixth album, Crime Pays releases on Dipset/Asylum Records on May 12th, 2009. Go cop that.

Previously Posted — TSS Presents Smoking Sessions With Cam’ron | Cam’ron – “Cookin’ Up” Video | Cam’ron – “I Got It For Cheap” Video | Cam’ron – “I Used To Get It In Ohio” Video | Cam’ron – “I Hate My Job” Video | Video: Letters To Cam’ron