Unlike some of you social weirdos, I check my Facebook account about once a month.

Doing so today, I noticed the megasite added it’s own status update feature, or rather it’s own smokescreen to keep members away from Twitter. I’m sure most of you know exactly what I’m talking about, but for those with a life, I’ll indulge. Once you log in, there’s an open box underneath a quote that asks, “What’s On Your Mind?

As soon as I saw it, I realized there was only thing to write.

What’s on my mind is a mutherfucking murder
Ask your motherfucking mammy did I hurt her.
What’s on my mind is victims in the baskets
Taking place in some motherfucker’s caskets”

That…and some soft serve ice cream.

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