If you peeped “Bagpipes From Baghdad” yesterday, a leak from Eminem’s Relapse, you may have noticed the song was a direct jab at happily married couple Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey. Over Dr. Dre’s spiraling Irish instrumentation, Eminem spews ether like:
“I ain’t playin’ no fuckin’ more/Nick Cannon you prick/I wish you luck with the fuckin’ whore…”
or
“I mean I really want ya bad you cunt/Nick you had your fun/I’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk…”
Suffice to say, Mr. Cannon is less than amused and spazzed on his blog:
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass?
Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!
Eminem’s been at Mariah Carey’s throat since 2002′s The Eminem Show where he dedicated the entire single “Superman” to her but now it’s bout to be hell to pay for everybody:
Nick Cannon is going to start rapping again. Thanks Slim.
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Previously Posted — Eminem – “My Mom” “Bagpipes From Baghdad” & “Insane”
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Beef???
Veggie Burger.
I hear ya, Nick. That is your “chosen one”, but spare us the blog entries.
Nick already lost. He wrote a damn thesis on this.
Relapse is shit best album of 09!!!!
Lets not forget Cannon’s lil amateur tapes ranting about having some many hoes, getting lots of doe. Oh wait, that was his album.
celebrity boxing?
Mariah’s box must be good if Eminem still cant get over it. Dude acts like that kid who got dumped and tries to hide his true feelings by insulting his ex.
PLEASE HAVE A RAP BATTLE ON Wild N Out!
LOL. Oh, God. LOL
While Nick Cannon maybe corny;you can’t let anyone disrespect your wife. We all know he can’t best Em in a battle; but he can whip his ass.
^ Say word.
I give props to Nick for protecting his lady’s integrity. Reggie Bush didn’t do it. :/
Wow. This should be interesting. Nick ‘can’ rhyme words together.
@ DH
You know what’s up though… Reggie ain’t wifing up Ms. Right Now… I mean, Mr. Ex-Ms Ray J??? Hellz naw.
Reggie’s gonna pump that jawn up like Dee Brown before the dunk contest til gravity puts its’ hand out for the tag in…
What a friday, pussy shots, tits, and now a celebrity scrap. All this and the Lakers ain’t even play yet.
Damn…too bad Em didn’t diss Mariah when Encore came out…Nick woulda had a shot
…til gravity puts its’ hand out for the tag in…
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hahahaa … very good point.
maybe nick cannon can team up with ricky rawse and make an eminem diss track…
seriously, though – GTFOH, nick cannon mos definitely don’t want it wit Em…
Nick don’t want it with Em(‘s security)
Geniuses of the comment section, I think he wants to literally fight Em. Fuck a battle rap. The man dissed his wife. That merits an ass whopping.
I’m not sold on Eminem’s fighting skills.
nick would probably take it to Em in a physical fight – although i’m not sure if lil micky wants to risk catching an assault charge and going to jail…they’d love his little nickelodeon self in the clink…rap battle-wise, that shit wouldn’t even be fair
lil micky = lil nicky
Judgin on the fact that Nick Cannon grew up in Hollywood as a child star and Em grew up in detroit in a trailer park, I’m guessing Em has a lot more fighting experience than Mr Cannon. Based purely on that I’d give Em the benefit of the doubt purely on experience.
i gotta give kudos to nick. you aint just gonna let some dude come out of nowhere and talk about you and your wife like that. hell no.
he did get his ass whupped in 8 mile.
i vote for wild n out. we got to start the movement. they need to do it for hip hop and for the comedy.
i just read nick cannon’s blog entry, and the shit is ridiculous…he’s trying to call eminem a racist for the shit he said about mariah…really? does anybody really consider mariah carey a “black woman?” cuz i don’t…she’s just a relatively hot female who can sing her crazy ass off…eminem makes dumb jokes about everybody, black and white…granted, he said that racist shit when he was young, and that shit pissed me off, but “bagpipes from baghdad” is in no way racist….the shit is funny and maybe a little offensive (probably only to nick and MC), but not racist
Well……them look like fightin’ words to me!!!
Why write all this shit? Just fall back and show up to an event and snuff the shit out of Em.
That said:
Chappelle Kid: Nick Cannon is hilarious!
Dave Chappelle: Fuck Nick Cannon.
My money’s on Nick!
This will go nowhere. Not unlike the time Em went in on Mark Walhberg who did nothing to relaiate when he had the chance.
Not to go on a Cannon-esque rant, but this reminds of Everlast’s (member him?) most salient point on Em:
dude shoots at caged deer.
Personally, I could see going in on Cannon or Carey if they did something to him, to hiphop, etc. But Nick Cannon might be the most harmless rapper since Will Smith was in Bel Aire. And Carey even at her deluded, whacked-out worst never hurt anyone other than herself—and the random pair of daisy dukes.
That’s the one card Em plays that keeps me from totally supporting him–he leverages his status and talents to waste bars on irrelevant targets that can’t/won’t hit back. It’s worse than 50′s or even the Anti-Souljah boy/CHamilton legions because Em will get supported to no end.
This won’t end like Jamie Foxx apologizing to Miley or Kanye or anyone else who’s gone down the same path. Em will skate just like he did when he rhymed that Black girls were niggers.
But worst of all, it’s a reflection of truly lazy-not- giving-a-crap-about-your-album-or-your-listeners writing.
WOW!
It is a shame, BOTH of these MF’s are WACK!
Suave hopes that BOTH of them GO AWAY!
To be fair Em also went at Canibus, Cage, Benzino, Everlast and (sort of) at Dilated Peoples as well didn’t he? Not exactly the heaviest of hitters admittedly but hardly people who aren’t in a position to respond…
all the drama and shit aside, Em rips this track up, lol.
Judgin on the fact that Nick Cannon grew up in Hollywood as a child star and Em grew up in detroit in a trailer park, I’m guessing Em has a lot more fighting experience than Mr Cannon. Based purely on that I’d give Em the benefit of the doubt purely on experience.
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This!
@Don King
Em does go in on certain people, but by and large he goes after people who have no interest in speaking on him until he opens his mouth. It’s like punch a guy who’s not looking then having everyone fawn over how hard you hit.
You can’t win a fight with Em either way, because he gets enough of a pass and has enough talent that you’re screwed once he decided to go at you. If you lose, you’re the joke, and you can’t really win because no one wants you to.
So big deal Em took down Mariah and Nick. All is right in the world of hiphop. Thank God, Em the warrior has vanquished our culture’s worst offenders.
To be fair Em also went at Canibus, Cage, Benzino, Everlast and (sort of) at Dilated Peoples as well didn’t he? Not exactly the heaviest of hitters admittedly but hardly people who aren’t in a position to respond…
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On top of that. most mufuckers ain’t stupid enough to go after Em, ’cause they know he’ll get in that ass lyrically. Most rappers pick fights with people they think they can beat. The only exception I can think of is when Nelly went after KRS-One back in the day.
Desiree Says:
Relapse is shit best album of 09!!!!
Nick Cannon lossssst.
Funkmaster Flex live at the Supper Club circa 1994
Pt.1: http://www.divshare.com/download/5766491-b35
Pt.2: http://www.divshare.com/download/5766496-768
…kick you in your sack of junk/ Man I could use a fresh batch of blood/ So prepare your verna-culah for Dra-cula/ Ac-u-punc
I like the way he makes acupunc(ture) sound like “act you punk”…it is kinda weird, though, that he’s still stuck on Mariah.
That relapse album is some straight GARBAGE…put your ear to my mac and listen to the trash getting emptied. I need all that disk space back.
if this guy is saying relapse is the best album of ’09…how many albums did you listen to in ’09? I am guessing only relapse
new de la nike thing, i split it up into individual tracks. its jammin, by the way
Relapse is garbage, if you think that it’s dope you’re lying to yourself. Step your fucking listening game up.
How come everyone that claims it’s garbage is only goin after Em? All but one jawn is produced by Dre, so people must think Dre fell off too?
@ Black Canseco
I agree he does pick on soft targets a lot of the time, but he directs a lot of attention towards lampooning the whole celeb culture – he’s not looking for responses from Britney, Christina. Fred Durst, Mariah, Sarah Palin.. (the list goes on) he’s just targeting their celebrity, insulting them for easy comedic effect.
Same with these guys, it’s not about scoring points for hip-hop, he’s just taking shots at celebs – doing what he’s always done, and what Dre’s built his empire on, and that’s controversy for the sake of controversy.
Same with these guys, it’s not about scoring points for hip-hop, he’s just taking shots at celebs – doing what he’s always done, and what Dre’s built his empire on, and that’s controversy for the sake of controversy.
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and there you have it. once the bottom of that barrel’s been scraped i’ll be curious to see what’s left.
Heh. Nick, don’t run to the racist shit like a bitch, just go at him in the rhymes.
And man, am I tired of hearing rappers talk about how they wanna scrap. Never happen.
I don’t care enough to check out Relapse (Encore was too weak), but I’m still pretty sure Em’s got them battle rap skills, so just go ahead and battle and get embarassed Nick so we can move on.
Em’s online marketing job is done. think of all the blogs talkin about this and all the comments being dropped. and i’m guessing a few music channels will cover it too.
and be real. the album is pretty decent. you cant tell me you aren’t feeling any of dre’s beats.
This aint no mixtape is infinitely better than Relapse…
Em is an immature, average mc…the dude needs to grow up and follow Pharcyde’s advice rap about “something that means something”…his pop references and sensationalized topics are old and lame.
i wish eminem would rap over beats that sound more traditional..
the beats and his flow sound so..i dont know..childish?
this is nothing new though
IMO, nothing wrong with Eminem’s flow, delivery and overall ability. That is why he is one of the best in the game.
Judgin on the fact that Nick Cannon grew up in Hollywood as a child star and Em grew up in detroit in a trailer park, I’m guessing Em has a lot more fighting experience than Mr Cannon. Based purely on that I’d give Em the benefit of the doubt purely on experience.
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co-sign
i´m already on Bwin.com, lookin to put my money on em.
i don´t care if it´s lyrical or physical–> lil drummer boy may have a just cause, but that´s about all he´s got
I’m not trying to say that dre fell off, or this person fell of, what im saying is this album is some straight garbage. If I had paid for this relapse album, I would be writing consumer goddamn reports sayin that these bastards robbed me of my $10. i don’t care about if this guy is a rascist, if he hates mariah, whatever. this cd is almost unlistenable and luckily i listened before burning it to a cd, or i would be pissed about that.
Really Nick, it’s come to this?
Chappelle said it best….. “Man, Fuck Nick Cannon!”
Man Drummer Boy, don’t talk about it, be about it. If you were really gonna fight this dude, you wouldn’t have wrote a damn essay about it and put it on the internet. Either do something about it, or shut the fuck up.
NICC CANNON THAT RIGHT CUZZ GET THIS NICCA EMINEM I REMEMBER HIM DISSING BLACC PEOPLE LIKE IT WAS COOL FUCC THIS RACISTS BASTARDS HIS NEW MUSICS SUCCS ANYWAY…..DON’T TRIP NICC CANNON GO GET JA RULE HE WILL STRAIGHT THIS FAGGS NAME EMINEM MARSHALL MATHERS…
AIM=MACCAPONE1 IS MY AIM CUZZ FUCC EMINEM WITH HIS RACISTS ASS FUCC ALL RACISTS PEOPLE PERIOD CUZZ CRENSHAW BLVD/SLAUSON AREA IS WHERE YOU CAN FOUND YOU LOCC CUZZ ON H60D….
nick cannon is corny.
but i think he’d whup eminiem’s ass in a one-on-one fight.
as stated above, eminem goes at targets that he thinks are easy.
i don’t think nick wants to out-rhyme him. i think he wants to fight.
and if that’s the case…. GREAT! KNUCKLE UP! I WANNA SEE IT!
Nick, you suck, plain and simple. Your coming out of retirement to be shamed right back in it. Sad, so sad.
word to Mr. 843 and Logikal Accord
“Man, Fuck Nick Cannon!”
whoever thinks shady’s rhymes r immature hasnt heard lose yourself or sing for the moment or ne of the good shit,ppl gotta stop fixating on the diss tracks where he just runs his mouth cuz even songs like deja vu nd beautiful off relapse r really good but dumbasses listen 2 a couple songs nd pop off at the mouth about how the whole album is trash.its better then nething i’ve heard in the past couple of years nd is on par with the rest of his shit nd all u haters gotta wake the fuck up nd realize that already
childish beats??? what album were you listening to G G G G G G G G G G G G??? no disrespect intended
Black Canseco
^^^^
Dude, spot on, exactly right.
Definately not impressed with anything I’ve heard yet from Em, especially now.
Em pulling the strings again.
And like Pavlov-dogs the motherfo’s react..
Good to see the nigga is back..
gotta defend you wife homie… Em sounds bitter that he didnt marry Mariah… Nick did what any married man would do.. they should do a pay per view boxing match for real…
Eminem needs to get back in the lab and rethink Relapse cause its HELLA WACK!!!!
I say you should ruin his career. I hate his wack ass music anyway. Besides he just mad cuzz Mariah dropped his ass for a nigga, but what he lacks of knowledge is that he can’t be talkin shit to someone who is real and not exspect them to hog his bitch ass like a pig. Much love to you and Mariah. I been listen to her since HEARTBREAKER was out. Just don’t do nothing stupid dude. play it smart.
If you support Eminem, then your wife, mother, sister, lover, gradmother or daughter (depending on which one is applicable to you) is a BITCH AND SHOULD BE FUCKED AND TALKED ABOUT BY OTHER MEN….SO WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS, IF YOU ARE AN EMINEM FAN, THEN YOU ARE EITHER THE DUMBEST BITCH OR YOUR MAMMA AND EVERY GIRL THAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU IS A BITCH!I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU EMINEM…YOUR DAUGHTER IS A BITCH! AND I HOPE YOU LIVE TO SEE THE DAY WHEN ONE OF YOUR SICK FANS WILL CALL HER A BITCH! AND OH…ITS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY SO WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING, CUZ I AM.
nick cannon is gay, i dont listen to em that much anyways. i just want to see a HBO fight. lmao
let nick cannon trained w/ hatton, and em trained w/ manny paquiao. hahha
fcuk ya man, white power! white power! lmao
Eminem Can say and do whatever he wants..hes a legend…But who is Nick Cannon?Hes not on ems level Lyrically, Fame wise or anything else Em has to many supports Nicks is really dumb for responding to Em. I personally love it.. And When em the lyrically monster rips nick ill be sittin here laughing at all you f@g*t nick cannon supporters!
omg, whoever said that nick cannon could whoop ems ass is obviously retarded. Em aint no bitch, and all the bullshit about em not bein from detroit is bullshit too. You got Detroit and you got Metro Detroit, the suburbs is the same thing, Warren, Inkster, Ferndale, Oak Park, Southfield, just different citys that form a union. So, first off, my man Spit Vicious (white rapper also from the 313) played in a movie with Nick Cannon, it was called the Underclassmen i believe, and my boy played the Drug Dealer at the school, they did a fight scene and my boy said just by wrestlin around with nick that hes weak as hell, he also said hes soft. Just cause a dude is black dont mean hes tough. And Yo Nick, EM AINT RACIST. Your bitch ass is racist, you tryin to call out him cause he fucked your wife, and she loved it. Now shes tryin to act like she didnt suck on that dick, or get fucked like a hoe. Em just sayin the truth. and that song about black girls. DAT SHIT TRUE!!! Black girls (most) are gold diggers, at least here they are, so fuck it all, Em would bust your melon in, and if he dont, The Goon Squad got you, just like they got Whitey Ford and Trick Daddy, and Young Berg, and Jim Jones (took off on a plane after he got chased and shot out of town). So, all it is, is that people can say what they want, but, here in Michigan, we back our own. Who gives a fuck about Mariah Carey anyways? all she is is a hoe that fucks everybody. She aint worth shit, her music is garbage and has no musical value…
LISTEN PUSSY EM CAN FUKIN EMBARIS YOUR ASS (IDK HOW TO SPELL EMBARIS LOL)U NEED TO STOP BARKIN UP DA RONG TREE KUZ U FUKIN WITH THE RONG GROOP WAT U NEED TO DO IS GET BAK TO YOUR JOB AND SUK SPONGEBOBS DIK U LIL NIKALODIAN PRIK
Ha idk who the fuck said cannon should ruin shadys career but you’re a fucking dumbass…he aint mad cause mariah dropped his ass hes mad cause she denies it…you really said em cant be talkin shit to someone who is real? lol what has cannon done thats “real” this niggas been nothin but a hollywood pussy that had a shit pop-rap career and did nickelodeon and wild-n’-out…all hes gonna be known for is marrying a hot 40 year old then retiring from everything else and moochin off her money…nick cannon didnt hog his ass ass like a pig…whatever the fuck that means…this pussys just frontin actin like hes gonna whoop his ass…em grew up in the hood you really think hes gonna lose to some lil bitch from beverly fuckin hills…besides, you listen to mariah carey so you must be some bitch ass nigga anyways
Check out THE SOURCE magazine issued in February 2004–it released the incriminating cd where Eminem drops the “n” word as well as angry comments by the poet Nikki Giovanni. Eminem is just a tired and wrinkled stank smelling pussy.