5.2 The Cooler

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5.2 The Cooler

1. 

   05.02.09 at 8:22 am

   Baby Paw

   By any means necessary, I’d avoid this boo, like the swine flu,

   Eeeww smells like K Y Jelly and cum shots,

   Shortie looks like she is prone to swallowing dick snots,

   There’s probably more lost semen down her throat than inside Davey Jones Locker,

   Strictly speaking ole sport this ain’t soccer,

   Because she’d probably set your balls on fire, like Richard Pryor,

   And make your piss fire out of your dick like a flame thrower,

   Because she’s reknowned for taking two at a time, but I don’t mean like Noah,

   Who built the ark? Noah! Noah! Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark!

   Spark 950 and Timbo King United We Slam!

   Tut! Tutta! Tut Tutta! Let The Boyz Be Boyz!

   Brenda K Fredro Starr, She like Sticky Fingaz!

   But not the one with the lazy eye!

   She doesn’t even wash her hands, when she make you a sandwich.

   Because she’s a no good skank bitch.

   Turns out she’s a witch!

   I curse you! I curse you! and turn you into a ugly bullfrog, uglier than Biggie.

   But she still wants to get jiggy!

   Because she’s into beastiality!

   Used to have a crush on Denise Matthews aka Vanity.

   But it’s not honey dip would want to get with me.

   Oh shit, I just bit Phife.

   Did you know Ty Fyffe used to known as Sugarless?
2. 

   05.02.09 at 8:30 am

   Trackstar the DJ

   maybe its in my monitor but are her ass and shoulder just entirely two different colors? not different shades…different colors.
3. 

   05.02.09 at 9:10 am

   know patience

   bad photoshop job and she has a big ass head!
4. 

   05.02.09 at 9:15 am

   Prop Jay

   2 toned women. I dig.
5. 

   05.02.09 at 10:48 am

   500K Flea

   Mmm…not a tigress, maybe a mountain lion perhaps???
6. 

   05.02.09 at 11:01 am

   David D.

   “if Big were here, he’d prolly have the two-tone”
7. 

   05.02.09 at 12:08 pm

   po

   You niggaz is gay…all that fine brown round ass and you niggaz worried about “PHOTOSHOP” rendering?

   WTF?!!! SMFH…
8. 

   05.02.09 at 1:02 pm

   OED aka Shoe T'quille

   ^
   Po….WORD!
   Easy on that estrogen, fellas. Shorty’s a good looking girl.
9. 

   05.02.09 at 1:03 pm

   TURK a.k.a. The Gravie Speaks the Truth

   *taps mic gets …..gets some feedback*

   testing 1 ,2, 1 ,2……Ahem!!!

   Brothers of the First TSS Tabernacle Holy Mixtape Missionary Chuch of Reviews and Interviews…….

   We need to call some folk out!!! Not in the sense that that that we put them on BLAST!!!! No No…..we need to bring some people to the LIGHT!!

   Sometimes there are round thangs that just dont fit you!!!! (WELL!!!!) I SAID….Sometimes………..there are ROUND THANGS……that just dont fit you!

   If it dont fit……..you must acquit !!!! Not let off the hookt!!! But acquit……pass it on…..let the next man….enjoy….let it GO!!!

   Let the Chuch Say…..AMEN!!!!

   *steps away from mic with hands in the air*
10. 

    05.02.09 at 1:12 pm

    Trill Smith a.k.a The Fresh Prince of the South

    Chuuuch!
11. 

    05.02.09 at 1:16 pm

    OED loves Hip-Hop & gets called a hater for it

    AMEN!!!!!
12. 

    05.02.09 at 1:50 pm

    kristen marquee

    Don’t ask no questions!
13. 

    05.02.09 at 10:10 pm

    Like I said

    man you can say “CHUUUUCH” all you want to sit up here and focus if a woman shoulders match her butt is lame….stop being jealous “That’s a female trait…”

    CHUUUCH<—this isn’t 1999!
14. 

    05.03.09 at 5:03 am

    Belve10

    Ok.. so the chick needs to walk around nude more. Get over it.