I Think The Dodgers Are On To Something…
Everything Else By Gotty™ on May 11, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Last Wednesday, the Kim & the Kardashians (yes, Beefy/no, Bruce) are invited to throw out the first pitch against the Nationals. Then on Saturday, the young Simmons ladies make an appearance? Color my odd but there’s something strangely alluring about a woman in a baseball jersey. Not something I want my lady to wear with me on a weekend dinner @ Olive Garden but Kim K. in heels & a jersey, throwing > baseball’s ASG in my opinion.
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with the anger dodgers fans have right now for manny, it’d take Rhianna sans clothes throwing out the first pitch to bring em back to the stadium.
Aww man.
How spectacular would it be to smash to Simmons sisters simultaneously?
Simmons sister > Kardashian sisters
They need to get them in the rotation
WAIT!!!!
The younger one is over 18, right?
Oh my daze! Liza Minnelli has never looked better! She had surgery or something, hmm, hmm, hmm, because that right there fellas is (Hey Devante, drop the beat).
Oh Liza, sweet Liza, you are my sky tonic,
The elixir of life itself, you so brolic,
Pour me a glass of that stuff and let me frolic,
One sip and everything’s copasetik,
Eye of the pyramid like my name was menalik,
Reading your inner thoughts like third eye vision,
Your love cuts me up with razor sharp precision,
Cut me, cut me like a billion paper cuts,
I don’t want any of them silly sluts,
Umfufu, umfufu, what the fuck is goonie goo goo?
What? You want 50 per cent?
Now you turned in to two face like Harvey Dent.
Come on hit me, come on hit me, hit me, hit me, I want you to hit me, come on, come on, do it, do it.
I want you boo,
Let’s go to the zoo,
Where the lions go RAWWWRR and the cows go moo!
Kim K obviously has a badder body than the Simmons sisters combined. With that said the Simmons edge out Kardashians since they’re less smutty and don’t have a chonky Kardashian-type sibling that messes it all up.
So yes, Simmons sisters>Kardashian sisters
Flea is going to kill y’all for hating on his cow, I mean girl, Beefy!
Khloe’s face + Kim’s body = Winning combo.
Panamanian Cricket- Exposed
http://therapup.uproxx.com/2009/05/weve-been-had.html
G:
You left out Beefy’s strength. lmfao
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=090511/billups
Interesting espn article on Chauncey Billups
^ I’d probably still smash….
Simmons>>>Kardashians. Less smutty plus gravity won’t hurt them as much
I was referring to Panamanian cricket girls
@ baby paw - that’s not liza minelli, that’s mrs. kardashian … though i can see where the confusion comes from, don’t think anything about liza warrants a sonnet.
@ ashy black - my dreams are shattered. dream shatterer.
@ Rosado: Hey hey hey!!! Nobody had better not disrespect my Beefy; she’s a lot of woman and I’m man enough to handle her!!!
***strokes monitor while whispering sweet nothings to Beefy’s image***
They should suspend Beefy Kar as well, she looks like she is on the clear
lol
You left out Beefy’s strength. lmfao
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LMFAO
@ Gotty
I’ll take Kourtney’s face + Kim’s body.
BTW….
Vanessa Simmons FTW… all day.
I heard Cam originally had a concept for the “Cookies n Apple Juice” video that would have involved Beefy. But she got on the set and ate all the cookies and drank all the apple juice, so they had to scratch that and go in another direction.
Hey Beefy for the win…
Keep your little skinny wannabe curvy chicks. gimme the beefy!
Canseco, you going to have to fight Flea for Beefy. I heard she’s going for whoever takes her out for a big meal. Hit her with the buffet, Fogo De Chao!
I heard Cam originally had a concept for the “Cookies n Apple Juice” video that would have involved Beefy. But she got on the set and ate all the cookies and drank all the apple juice, so they had to scratch that and go in another direction.
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Ha ha!