“Lord Give Me A Sign”
AUDIO By Contra™ on May 16, 2009 at 11:42 am
It seems they’ve let the dog out of the cage…for now.
Some years ago, Darkman X was under the cocaine-induced delusion that getting arrested was a sport of some sort. His determination and resolve to not lose at this game pushed him to accrue well over a dozen sets of handcuffs before finally landing behind bars.
By golly, he had a spectacular run before they caught him. Seriously, dude’s criminal record is freaking phenomenal and chock full of goodies his kids can brag about during recess. You see, X likes to compound his criminal buffooneries. So he wont just get caught speeding. That’s what regular people do. X is extraordinary. He’ll carry cocaine and guns on him while speeding through and airport, crashing through gates and cars, before pretending to be a federal officer while carjacking a civilian. Why go through all that trouble? Because that’s what Ruff Ryders do, bitch.
And that’s just one of very many Earl Simmons escapades. Some were comical, some tragic, but all were criminal offenses punishable by law. Which is basically how he got holed up in Tent City.
But he’s out now.
Why they only gave him 90 days is really the true magical wonder of the Arizona legal system. We should just rejoice that the prodigal son is back home. X once provided the much needed adrenaline and energy in Hip-Hop that has been administered by the likes of 2Pac, MOP, Lil Jon and Busta Rhymes. Granted, he’s back to talking about his religious renaissance and all that jazz, but we hope he still has it in him (pause) to put out profanity laced, Hip-Hop-mosh-pit stupidity over the hardest beats ever like only his barking self can.
Welcome home Earl.
Rapper DMX Released From Phoenix Jail [AP]
Previously Posted — Video: DMX Curses Out Miami Judge
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T.I. – All Night
J Dilla feat. Havoc & Raekwon – 24K Rap
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Co$$ – Elevation
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Big Kuntry – On Deck
Big Kuntry Feat. Yung FA – Dopeman (Prod. By Nard & B)
LoJ – Kick Make Love
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“new she was a thug cuz when I met her she had a scarf on…”- el dmx-o classico!!
“DMX Give Us An Album”
Freeway – Philadelphia Freeway 2 leaked. Pretty raw album.
truthfully i feel sorry for X…
Dilla’s 24K Rap is effin’ retarded! Hav and Rae laced that track something
niiiiiiiiice.
X was always on some shit. Was just a matter of time for it to get to this stage.
You think he’s railed any up yet?….lol
I gotta give it to Clifford. He sure did pimp the legal system to the best of his ability. He gets credit for his house arrest and only has to do 3 months or so…good for him. Plus the fact that dude really has used this negative time in his life to do some good in the form of talking to the kids etc is commendable…..
On a side note Paper Trail was still bumpin everywhere in Amsterdam and Frankfurt when I was there.
I’ll take another reality show. Then an album.
“That’s how Ruff Ryder’s ro-oll…”
So he wont just get caught speeding. That’s what regular people do. X is extraordinary. He’ll carry cocaine and guns on him while speeding through and airport, crashing through gates and cars, before pretending to be a federal officer while carjacking a civilian.
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I swear, I had tears running down my face reading that. I can SEE X doing some dumb shit like that.
Nice job again, Contra.
I seriously think DMX is one of the more underrated rappers ever. Not in terms of skill really, but dude has a list of vicious classics.
One Love Boomer!
@ E. Brock – he DID do that
@ E. Brock…I think X actually did something like that…
@ E. Brock, I happened to be out in Yonkers back in 2001 and I kid you not I saw DMX kill a grizzly bear, three pitbull terriers and a Japanese Akita with his hands. Then he beat the shit out some Bokeem Woodbine looking motherfucker, because knucker was dissing Boomer! That was a strange night indeed, I’m sure the trees were alive and they moved about too, but they tell me jazz like that is the norm in Yonkers.
It’s a damn shame, D was THAT dude back in what 97/8?
He was passionate & raw & I loved him for that. My favourite performance of his is on Def Jam’s ‘Survival of the Illest’. You can feel the atmosphere shift when it’s his turn to perform.
‘Now who I am is who I be until I die, either accept it or don’t fk wit it, but if we gon’ be dogs then you stuck with it’ © X