Coming Soon: Jennifer Lopez Nude Pictures?
Everything Else By Gotty™ on May 11, 2009 at 9:35 pm
At the rate celebrity nudes are going, one would be wise to stock up on a variety of lotions. Lubriderm for your Latinas, Jergens for sisters. Maybe something similar to shampoo-scented for white chicks. I don’t know. All I know is this recent “rash” of celebrity pics may not slow down any time soon. Word is Jenny from the block could be the next female you’ll be right-click > save as into that secret folder on your hard drive.
Who’s next? Rumor has it that there are nude photos of Jennifer Lopez about to hit the net. Why you ask? Well, again rumors, but it seems a computer belonging to Cassie Ventura’s mentor and a former lay of Jennifer Lopez aka Sean “P. Diddy” Combs was hacked and it was a treasure cove of tits and ass belonging to the rich and famous.
Imagine if Puffy is the culprit behind some of this celebrity coochie being visible for hairy-knuckled men everywhere. All that hate and contempt I’ve held regarding his complete fuckup of the industry, just waiting to be typed up in a hate-filled post…it may be all washed away with a few more low megapixel camera phone pictures.
For now, we’ll wait a few more days til Hoopz’s tape releases and pray no fixers get in between Rihanna’s tape & the oogling eyes of the innernuts.
Jennifer Lopez Nude Pictures? [Totally Crap]
Nude Celebrity Photos Part Of A Larger Trend, Experts Say [MTV]
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if J.Lo nudes come out its a sign that Puffy is on a war path, striking down on all past bitchassness that he’s had to deal with
Yes!
Nude Celebrity Photos Part Of A Larger Trend, Experts Say [MTV]
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lmao @ “experts say” like are there celeb titty experts out there? do I call a professor at the NYU school or richtits? Are they like the armageddon scientists who are like “this is the big day we’ve been waiting for!”
Hahahaha… that sounds like an Onion headline.
@ David D
You see, we’ve conducting various studies to understand this phenomenon
For now, we’ll wait a few more days til Hoopz’s tape releases…
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Dayum! never heard of this one. lol
^ The dam his sprung a leak, all the fixers are on strike, something happened. And for this, we are thankful.
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Puffy is locked in!!
lol
*Gets into praying position*
Dear God,
Please, pretty please, let nudie pictures of J.Lo surface on the net sometime in the near future. I hate asking for so much, but could you also ensure that she bends over in a couple of them?
Oh yeah, almost forgot, thank you for the pics of Rihanna and Cassie. Not that I am ungrateful, but it would be greatly appreciated if you could expedite the Hoops and Deelishus sex tapes.
I know, I’m going to hell. See you all there.
Jenny’s pics need to leak… she ain’t done nothing for the hood since Murder, Inc. got ethered. lol
i’ll gladly d/l all of the above.
Noooooooooooooooo!!!
I just got wind that Lauren London, is pregnant by Lil Wayne.
:(
watch.
Oprah’s gonna leak her nudes on Twitter to help build up hype for her next coupon giveaway
backshots on Hoopz >>> making it in to the pearly gates
Game was right about Hoopz!!
Puffy’s dropping napalm with these “leaked” photos if it’s true…we’re going to have to call this the ‘epic cooch era’
Puffy would leak nudes of his mom if he had to
Word is Jenny from the block could be the next female you’ll be right-click > save as into that secret folder on your hard drive.
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Damn a secret folder. I save mine to the desktop, I gots no shame lol.
@ TDB:
Lauren London just went down about 250 spots in the El Ro Rankings. lol.
lol @ EF Huttin
Mine goes on the desktop as well, I just hide the folder. lol
But after careful consideration, I’m moving it to the hard drive, somewhere. I need to think of a creative spot for it. Right now I’m thinking of naming the folder “Soulja boy’s greatest hits”. No one will ever think to look for my porn stash in there. hahah
^ nah…even better, just name it “Company Flow” or “Jedi Mind Tricks”
Do the Panamanian cricket girls count as celebs? I know…but I ain’t NEVER satisfied
Panamanian Cricket girls exposed:
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panamacricketreal.jpg
and face shots:
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panamacricket2.jpg
We been hoodwinked
JLo been nekkid on Money Train.
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http://rapidshare.com/files/231236585/Blackstreet-Greatest_Remixes_Vol.1__Japan_Retail_-2003-QMB.rar.html
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http://rapidshare.com/files/231876051/Mo_Thugs-All_Good__Aussie_CDS_-1998-DJP.rar
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http://rapidshare.com/files/231961319/Funkmaster_Flex-Here_We_Go-CDS-2001-CMS.rar
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^… and Out Of Sight if I’m not mistaken. Both of which were made before she became “J-Lo” though. lol
^ nah…even better, just name it “Company Flow” or “Jedi Mind Tricks”
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shots at Company Flow & Jedi Mind Tricks?
better not hide the stash in there if you got real hip hop heads every on your computer cause if i see that, thats one of the first folders im going for
Or you could hide it in the “naked girl pics” folder and the Jedi Mind Tricks fans would never open it.
*shots fired*
I kid I kid
^ lol, good one! haha
shots at Company Flow & Jedi Mind Tricks?
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nah, I useta fux w/ CoFLow…JMT, not so much
LMAO
Name the folder MC Paul Barman and call it a day.
Or you could hide it in the “naked girl pics” folder and the Jedi Mind Tricks fans would never open it.
*shots fired*
I kid I kid
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i take no offense to shots fired from a man whose idol wears a boa, feathers his hair, gets oiled up, and “wrestles” with another greased up grown ass man.
…but that shit was still funny as hell…damn you Dub. D
wytemike —
You dropping gems.. I see u like AB
Just let me know when they put the hacked laptop on ebay, We can go half on it Gotty!
link to hoopz vid?
@Trees, here you go:-
http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/69572/1149014
Give us a nudge when the Shirley Murdock pictures go live.
“Lubriderm for your Latinas, Jergens for sisters. Maybe something similarly to shampoo-scented for white chicks.”
That shit was funny.
@Trees, here you go:-
http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/69572/1149014
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damn you Paw, i got the jergins out, the wash rag receptical ready, lit a candle and the incense, and was ready to start my day with a nice romantic love making session with myself
…then i click the link and watch my dream get shattered
bastard
this shit aint happening, they are going to release shit, they dont’ have nothing about jlo, its already the 30 and still nothing, rumors since may 11 … nah man just keep waiting ur whole life
http://jennifer-lopez-naked.notlong.com/
i think jennifer lopez is hot and weird shes very sexy the picture would be better if she had no clothes on and i could feel her body