Khal from Rock The Dub hit me up with the following words from emcee BK Cyph, who crafted a chune in ode to the Panamanian arses we posted the other day.
“A few days ago some pics leaked online of some chicks at a Cricket game in Panama. FUCKIN AMAZING! Some folks are claiming Photoshop and that may be the case, but I couldn’t take that chance. I’ve already booked my flight to Panama City and I’m embarking on a Borat-like expedition- wish me luck. But before I left, I decided to write a little song about it for your listening pleasures. Oh yeah, shouts to Cassie and all the good folks in the dELiA*s mailroom. HA!”
Cyph, let me know how much airfare is folk! Panama just replaced Brazil as my “dirty destination before I die” place.
Really, all I wanted was another reason to post those rumps. Oh, those glorious things, Lord knows how I would love to smoke those hams. It doesn’t matter if they’re authentic or variants. In my mind, they are real.
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Download — BK Cyph – “Ode To Panamanian Cricket”
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That picture is doctored too.
We all know Santa doesn’t exist, yet we accept gifts on Dec. 25th. Therefore, let me restate.
“It doesn’t matter if they’re authentic or variants. In my mind, they are real.”
Trip to Panama is on the bucket list
I don’t care if they are not real. I believe in Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, that Rick RAWSE is the biggest BAWSE!!, and I believe in the Brazillian Cricket team. They can handle my Cricket BAT any time. oY!!
lol
Mommie what’s a wicked….lmao
The photo is interesting, but personally I’m still stuck on that Alice In Wonderland thing, man it’s a total headrush. Just to re-cap:-
http://thegrip.wordpress.com/2009/05/06/click-the-picture/
But anyway, what happens when those implants start to sag, can’t you get infection or something? I read that shit somewhere, also there is an STD which can blow your nutsack up to the size of a basketball, is that for real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA&feature=player_embedded
^^^ this fuckin guy….i can’t decide whether to laugh or puke or fucking kill myself…at least watch until :51 or so…did he really say that?
I don’t even think those are cricket uniforms … looks more like polo to me but I see no horses … this is very perplexing!
Shit is completely photoshopped.
hahaha theyre back!
why is everyone on the witchhunt?
doctored? how so? or are you all just screaming “fake” because youre so used to doing so in todays hip hop world?
is it really that hard to believe that a promotions company found 4 chicks in SOUTH AMERICA with fat asses, dressed them up, and sent them to a game??
My nigga slapped Eddie Hous in the back of the head old school style hahahaha any word on a fine or suspension?
Gotty well said…called my cousin in Colon and
a trip for carnival next year is in the works.
called my cousin in Colon
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your cousins in your colon?
Hmmm I’ve been to Panama…. lots of farmers, some hippies in a commune in a dormant volcano, and lots of stray dogs. I may or may not have been on the wrong coast.
called my cousin in Colon
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your cousins in your colon?
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Ha ha ha!
The only thing I know about Panama is Roberto Duran Duran.
Yes it looks photoshopped. Why?
They were in my bedroom. The grass was photoshopped into the background.
“The Most Beautifulest Thing iN This World”
It doesn’t look right, I’m not saying it ain’t sexy, but personally that isn’t my idea of wholesome beauty, wholesome booty yes, but not wholesome beauty.
I ate some bugs and I ate some grass.
I owe it all to you Gotty! Sir you are a god amongst men.
Cooler Section (X-Tra)
http://www.dancewithshadows.com/movies/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mallika-sherawat-hisss.jpg
Sucks to be anyone who refuses to believe these taters HAVE to be photoshopped. I guess it’s hard to believe in things you’ve never seen. Rough.
@AuditoryGlory, dude you really think I give a flying fuck if they are real or not?
OK, they real, wow, whoopee fucking doo, we no longer suck.
Now I’ll go listen to some Charles Hamilton and I will no longer suck.
You act like you actually tapping that, wow! Are you?
If you were born ugly, then why don’t you just pay for some top grade ass? It might cost a pretty penny, but at least you will then have braggin writes like hey man I hired this hi-grade Bolivian hooker, but it was worth it. I paid for it, but shit beats gawping at pictures and bashing my bishop.
That’s what I don’t understand you see, suckers talking like they on some Keith Sweat shit, when their woman looks like Craig Mack. But damn man you want some top grade, then you got to pay for it.
I just want to rest on those cheeks like it’s a pillow
“The general public doesn’t recognize the signs of a well doctored image. Anybody who is serious about Photoshop could easily see that these are fakes (hint: look closer at the objects directly away from the asses and how they unaturally bend and blur). Unfortunately, since they are aware of this they feel the need to pull everyone else back to reality with them.”
- Bearer of Bad News
Goddamnness!
dAss wASSup!!
owwwwwwwww!!!
It’s all good. Oh and that Alice in Wonderland thing is insane
Anybody who is serious about Photoshop
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consider me school’d
but if anyones really “serious about photoshop” its time to go outside and get some fresh air
im not disputing they are fiiiiiiiiiine
95% of latinas are.
but the picture is obviously photoshopped.
look at the edges on the shit, look how the straight edges bend around the ‘curves’ on the broads…
http://www.cricketgirls.com/
i really dont think thats real, but hey
i heard that theres an erotic utopian island filled with “exotic” nymphs and no man ever returns from there. it has a mixture of brazillian, panamanian and columbian women.
They’re asses are so powerful, the grass is even all stretched out.
95%? maybe 75% up until 30 w/o kids.
i hate to burst your bubbles but those asses are 100% photoshop. the original photos have been posted.
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/panama-cricket-booty-mystery-revealed-fake/
for those of you depressed by the original pics i’ll give you some truly amazing ass to cheer you up. and this one’s a video so there’s no debate about authenticity.
http://www.vimeo.com/2967309
note: start watching at the 2:45 mark in the video. your heart will skip a beat. i guarantee it.
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