Oooh wee. Beyoncé Knowles and Idris Elba may have the #1 movie in America with Obsessed but the entire script seems to be a reality for L.A. Lakers guard Derek Fisher.
For those worried about plot spoilers, eh, the movie was as predictable as their ongoing series with the Utah Jazz. Basically “devil white woman” imagines she’s in a relationship with a honest man and a laundry list of problems soon follow.
As TMZ reports, the woman has stalked him and his family for years, claims that they are married and even legally changed her last name to Fisher.
Some light P.I. work reveals Symone “Fisher” does indeed got it bad © Ursher.
On her Twitter account, she frequently “tweets” DF with no actual reply to stem from including this doozie:
@derekfisher:“I blocked them both. U never know where Candace is lurking, huh, Tell L.O. Thank You! ILY
And her MySpace features random Fisher paraphernalia like videos with taglines that read:
“My baby being funny as usual. I love you…”
Sheesh.
DF released a declaration and is currently seeking a restraining order. No word if he ever did interact with Ms. “Fisher” at the Cordillera Hotel.
Previously Posted — Devil White Woman!


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Shiiit
Kobe just would have smashed raw, wrote a check and forgot about the whole thing. Mr. Fisher acting grown.
Is that D. Fish’s wife walking behind him? She look mean than a muhfucka. lol
women be shoppppiinn, you cant stop a woman from shoppin boy!!
This story reminded me of O.E.D.’s response to 4/22 cooler
“A girl in front of your door like that isn’t sexy, it’s psychotic….
First thought that came to mind seeing this picture:
B*tch, I gotta get to work. MOVE!!!”
Crazy bitches are not a good look…The sad part is SO MANY of them.
Obsessed is the number one movie at the box office? What can I say? Only in America!
BTW. you spelt Obsessed incorrectly within the article.
Anyway, no idea who Derek Fisher is, however, in more news.
Barcelona vs Chelsea tonight!
No Ashley Cole for Chelsea, but that should be the least of their worries.
Lionel Messi, Thierry Henry and Samuel Eto”o will be coming at them thick and fast, GULP!
Should be a top notch match, the atmosphere at the Nou Camp should be electric, 98,000 plus screaming fans, can’t wait!
wow…i just checked that bitches pages out…and i must say that she is bat shit crazy…smh
Lionel Messi, Thierry Henry and Samuel Eto”o will be coming at them thick and fast, GULP!
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Thanks for the shout, Thugnif…
Yessir… Crazy birds indeed… generally disguised in sheep’s clothing, no less.
*sprays on more crazyb*tch repellent*
My homey @ work says Fish must’ve broke her off @ some point, but I dunno. She looks coo-koo’er than a muhfuckka.
@ Paw
C’mon now, potna. Y’all get obsessed w/ that tabloid bullsh*t across the pond too. Don’t even front. Plus, we’re only 35-40 years removed from Jim Crow over here, so sh*t’s still taboo…
Yeah BARCA/CHELSEA
THAT WILL BE A GREAT MATCH
I HOPE, CANT WAIT FOR SURE !!!
champion’s league, muthafuckazzzzzzz
OWWW
@Disgruntled Baller, heh heh heh! I meant that minus any sexual inuendo.
@OED, you lost me fella, are we talking about the movie or the gentleman within the article here? Or something else altogether?
Anyway, no idea who Derek Fisher is, however, in more news.
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Really? The only Chelsea I know is Chelsea Lately so I guess we’re on the same page lol.
Obsessed is the number one movie at the box office? What can I say? Only in America!
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Y’all get obsessed w/ that tabloid bullsh*t across the pond too. Don’t even front.
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Paw, 98,000 fans though? Wow.
With this pig flu out, if the cat next to me started hacking, I’d club his ass with a Heineken bottle on some 28 Days Later ish.
Chelsea Clinton…
Chelsea, Massachusetts…
And by tabloid, I meant fluffy content.
Really? The only Chelsea I know is Chelsea Lately so I guess we’re on the same page lol.
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She can get it… she has a certain “Milf” quality about her.
With this pig flu out, if the cat next to me started hacking, I’d club his ass with a Heineken bottle on some 28 Days Later ish
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LMFAO
@OED, yep, if that happened, then I guess one would have no choice but to serve up a dish of world famous Keith Murray, Beef Curry aka a smack down.
There should be 98,000 at the stadium, there usually are at the Nou Camp Stadium for big matches like these.
As for the movie, I’m guess it’s number one because Beyonce Knowles got major star pulling power. Get a big star name and the tickets will sell like hot cakes, but subject matter aside. I didn’t expect it to hit the number one slot, top ten yes, but the top spot, the studio will be well chuffed.
@Gotty, I don’t know of her, but I do know of Chelsea Fields, know her?
DFish DEFINITELY hit that. no chick in their right mind does shit like that without a nigga gettin up in nem’ gutz, unless they’re just totally fuckin nutty from the jump…