Words By Prop Jay

I cannot get over the awkwardness of this sh*t. I mean it isn’t awkward in the sense they are all staring at each other. It’s just that Wayne on “The View” is just wacked out in general. We know he’s educated and that he can be well-spoken when he needs to be, but who is the hell is doing the audience profiling around that b*tch? Which members of “The View’s” audience is this supposed to cater to? Good for Wayne to try to appeal to mainstream but telling Joy Behar about your face tattoo or your love to smoke marijuana is never going to be an easy moment.

In fact, I’ve come to a revelation. First Whoopi defending weed and now Wayne making an appearance, saying it’s cool have now made me consider “The View” as the California of television. In light of “The View’s” obvious choice to condone the use of weed, I’m going to get on the phone with my local pharmacist right now. Middle-aged white women across the country, I suggest you join me.