There’s no season like the post season and this rings especially true come time for the NBA Playoffs. Around this time of year basketball heads nationwide crowd around TV’s to witness the best players in the world go at it. The Associations Spring classic has yielded some memorable moments: most of them being at Patrick Ewing’s expense in the 90’s. But in all seriousness, the Playoffs provide drama, suspense and possible conspiracy theories worthy of a best selling novel.
The playoffs also call for self proclaimed basketball experts to foretell who’ll take the chip along with proposed sweeps, dark horses, and flops in between. The Crew’s resident basketball heads decided to throw in their 2¢ in on how the rounds will play out.
So read up and don’t get mad when you find out we’re right.
Eastern Conference
#1 Cleveland Cavaliers Vs. #8 Detroit Pistons
S. Cadet — Cavs In 6: These are not the Pistons of old by any means. However, that doesn’t mean the Cavs will roll by them that easily. They’ll go down fighting but their second team will be their weak link aside from AI. Speaking of, I wonder what Joe Dumars will do about lil’ homey this summer.
Jesse H. — Cavs In 4: The Cavs should steamroll the inconsistent Pistons, who haven’t looked like themselves all season and are stumbling into the playoffs under .500. Look for LeBron to solidify his impressive case for MVP, as the Cavs continue their magic streak with home-court advantage throughout the playoffs.
Patrick M. — Cavs In 4: The Cavs beat them in 6 in 2007 when the Pistons were far superior and the Cavs and LeBron were an adolescent team. Hey at least the Lions have the number one pick.
MZ — Cavs In 6: The worst 1st round match-up for Lebron & Co. because the Pistons are a veteran group with tons of playoff experience, along with the fact A.I. isn’t in the mix anymore. The Pistons have no chance of beating the Cavaliers, but they will make it a rough series and the residual damage could show up later for Cleveland.
#2 Boston Celtics Vs. #7 Chicago Bulls
S. Cadet — Celtics In 6: Patrick M. gave me the news about KG and it hurt my heart. The Bulls aren’t a threat on the inside but expect Derrick Rose and Ben Gordon to step it up against Boston’s frontcourt. Boston will prevail on depth and Paul Pierce’s ability to get to the line in the 4th.
Jesse H. — Celtics In 5: The C’s made things difficult for themselves last year, and that was with KG. But even though Paul Pierce is playing with the passion of Christ, the Bulls’ Derrick Rose and Ben Gordon could give them some trouble.
Patrick M. — Celtics In 5: I’m not going to lie, as a Celtics fan I really did not want to face the up and coming Bulls, who’ve been hot (14-7 in their last 21,) and have really come together since settling on a rotation post-trade (Luol Deng’s injury helped) deadline. And that was before KG was out. But Chicago still doesn’t have anyone who can guard Pierce or Allen.
MZ — Celtics In 5: Garnett will be out, but Pierce, Allen, & Rondo should be able to rely on their experience to get past this young Bulls team. The Bulls only chance is to try to take advantage of Garnett not monitoring the paint, however the Celtics have enough big bodies to rotate in.
#3 Orlando Magic Vs. #6 Philadelphia 76ers
S. Cadet — Magic In 6: Orlando made some much needed strides in their mid range game this season. Add strong defense and a reputation as one the league’s best rebounding squads and it’s evident that the Magic got the edge. Cam’ron told me Andre Miller got a basic game but he’s bound to ball; it just won’t be enough for the semi’s like last year.
Jesse H. –Magic In 5: Dwight Howard proved with his gargantuan season (20.6 ppg, 13.8 rpg) that there is no better big man in the league. His Magic should handle the toothless Sixers with relative ease.
Patrick M. –Magic In 5: The Magic should have locked up the 2 seed, but faded down the stretch, although doing so allowed them to match up with the weaker 76ers. Superman Jr. and company will at least be ready to dismiss Philly’s Best.
MZ — Magic In 5: There’s no Krypto-Nate in Philly and Superman will reign supreme. The Magic are too balanced with Howard inside and Lewis/Turkoglu patrolling the perimeter.
#4 Atlanta Hawks Vs. #6 Miami Heat:
S. Cadet — Heat In 7: This will be the best first round series in the conference. The Hawks have an athletic starting 5 with more playoff experience going in than last year. While Miami is banged up expect Wade to keep playing MVP worthy ball that’ll push his squad to the semis. JO’s performance will be pivotal to their success in the end as well.
Jesse H. — Heat In 6: The Heat won’t have home court advantage in this down-South battle, but they will have their MVP contender Dwyane Wade, who put up skyscraping statistics (30.2 ppg, 7.5 apg) to keep the Heat in the thick of things this season. The Hawks may have owned them in head-to-head match-ups this season, but an amped Wade will be the X-Factor in this series.
Patrick M. — Hawks In 6: The best first round series, Atlanta has the far better team and home court advantage, but Miami has Flash, who’s good for at least two games by himself. Miami’s total lack of big men with the sneakily underrated Udonis Haslem banged up, and the totally D-U-N Jermaine O’Neil.
MZ — Hawks in 7: The Hawks won the season series and they have more than enough talent to beat Dwayne Wade The Heat. Wade, who’s been masterful this season and will make the Heat more competitive than they should be, but Atlanta almost beat Boston last year.
Western Conference
#1 Los Angeles Lakers Vs. # 8 Utah Jazz:
S. Cadet — Lakers In 5: Kobe n’ em will make short work of the Jazz. It just hasn’t been their year plus the Lake Show has been rockin’ since Bynum came back. The Jazz are good enough to grab a game in Mormonville but that’s about it.
Jesse H. — Lakers In 4: While Deron Williams remains the one of the NBA’s best kept secrets (19.4 ppg, 10.7 apg), his Jazz won’t be enough to stop the Kobe & Co. show.
Patrick M. — Lakers In 5: Utah gave the Fakers the most trouble last year of any playoff team (at least until Boston raped them harder than…well you know … in the Finals.) But the Boozer-Deron Williams combo looks like a one year wonder rather than a long-term contending tandem.
MZ — Lakers In 6: This would be a sweep it wasn’t for the Jazz’s above average home court average. Blame it on the altitude in what should be a high scoring affair. Deron Wiliams is one of the leagues best point guards, but Kobe is one of the leagues best players.
#2 Denver Nuggets Vs. # 7 New Orleans Hornets
S. Cadet — Nuggets In 6: We all know the story going into this one: the Hornets got worse while Denver made humongous strides this year. With that said it’ll be a captivating series for two reasons. We’ll get to see if the Posey experiment will work against Carmelo and you’ll have two premiere point guards on CP3 and Ratfaced Chauncey goin’ at it. New Orleans’ lack of chemistry will be their downfall.
Jesse H. — Hornets In 7: If there’s an upset to look for in the first round, this is it. Despite Denver’s threats- Chauncy Billups and Carmelo Anthony- the Hornets should come away with this one. Chris Paul has put together MVP-esque stats, and the Hornets have proven themselves legitimate contenders with their performance in last years playoffs.
Patrick M. — Nuggets In 7: The other series, along with Miami-Atlanta, where one player (CP3) could lead his inferior team to an upset. Unfortunately for Paul, he’s not going to benefit from the shady refereeing that Kobe, LeBron, and D. Wade get.
MZ — Nuggets In 7: Denver has been the quietest team all season in terms of coverage and that’s in part to Chauncey Billups calming influence. Him and Chris Paul should cancel each other out to some degree, with Carmelo Anthony being the difference.
#3 San Antonio Spurs Vs. #6 Dallas Mavericks
S. Cadet — Spurs In 6: This series goes to a hard fought 6 games since Ginobili is out and Dallas has gotten it together in the past month. They’ve won 7 of their last 10 and I expect them to ride that wave into the playoffs. San Antonio will squeak by on Tony Parker’s play down the stretch. And it seems that he loves to style on Kidd whenever they matchup.
Jesse H. — Spurs In 6: This matchup features two aging teams that insist on playing their style ball in a league that’s increasingly not tailored for them any longer. Look for Tim Duncan and Tony Parker to win this round, but don’t expect the Spurs to hang around as long as they usually do.
Patrick M. — Mavericks In 6: Could we finally be seeing the end of the Spurs run? One can only hope. Tony Parker will destroy Kidd, repeatedly, but no Manu and a banged up Duncan is the death of this dynasty.
MZ — Mavericks In 7: The Spurs have won all of their titles in odd years, but it won’t happen this year. Ginobli is out and age is starting to get the best of Duncan’s knees. The trio of Kidd, Nowitzki, & Terry should be enough for Dallas to advance.
#4 Portland Trailblazers Vs. #5 Houston Rockets
S. Cadet — Rockets In 7: This is the year that the Rockets finally break the first round curse. Portland is a good jump shooting team but the Rockets have solid perimeter defense. Expect Yao to have a field day on Oden aside from some expected highlight reel worthy blocks.
Jesse H. — Rockets In 6: Neither team is an attractive pick to go very far in this year’s playoffs, but Yao and the Rockets should prevail for this round.
Patrick M. — Rockets In 6: If Houston makes it out of the first round while Tracy McGrady is hurt, does that mean his first round curse is broken? Or does it just seal the deal on him as one of the biggest losers ever? We’re about to find out.
MZ — Trailblazers In 6: The Rockets can’t get out the 1st Round with McGrady and Yao, so this will be hard with out him. They’ll be relying on Yao and Portland has enough big bodies to nag him. Look for Brandon Roy to shine.
Stay tuned for the later rounds…
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Cavs will win it all this year with no KG Boston wont be able to stand the Cleveland rain!!!
jordan > kobe > lebron >
but lebron is third and under 24 ! thus… damn!!
Cavs rock this year. Clevenland Anticipated Champ
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Wiz Khalifa – Flight School (FULL TAPE)
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Bulls > Celtics
^^^^
AGREED
I am not a witness.
Lebron is not Jesus
Even Shuttlesworth got his ring before this king.
His crown is fake, his throne is bogus
Cavs in the rearview, penthouse @ the Trump
is his real focus.
I am not a witness and I will not testify
Heads been tricked by Nike Jedi’s
ESPN jockriders + SI groupies…
LMAO @ B. Canseco
Deen and SirPrize are lucky you don’t have to take a piss test to comment here.
The only Bulls team that is better than the Celtics are the 6 ring Bulls. With or without KG the Celtics are going to Mollywhop them.
I read that Turgaloo(s/p) and Lewis are dealing with some nagging injuries that might make them miss some games. If that is true they better go inside to Howard often. Cause if the magic go with their Outside 1st approach the misses will key the Sixers fastbreak, and that’s the only way they can score.
I think the Cavs will sweep the Pistons, too bad AI couldn’t handle comming off the bench. He could have been a deadly weapon for them this season.
I think the Heat may take it, the Hawks starting 5 is strong but they don’t have a bench.
The GREATEST basketball clip ever, view it, and then tell me am I right or am I right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW2pPlZF-M&feature=player_embedded
I hate to say it, but it sounds like Canseco has been taking hate pills right along with his metamucil.
Lebron is a great player.
Hype doesn’t score baskets or win titles.
^5 @ Black Canseco’s Baby Pawed inspired sports sonnet
Ya’ll already know what it is!
No metamucil, Amp. 8oz of Prune juice, straight no chaser, young man!
As for Bron-Bron, you’re right: “hype” doesn’t win titles—if it did he’d have 5 already. At what point does The King win something, or do we just anoint him the best ever for dominating a watered down era?
(Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, long with a host of solid, serviceable but less-than-all-star-caliber players would knock him on his crown every time he got past the dotted line then walk away nothing happened if he showed up a couple years before he did.
But dude’s in an era where people act like they’ve never seen a 6’8 250lb guy before. LeBron scares guys that shouldn’t be scared into not guarding him. That’s a huge advantage.)
Look, I’ll speak from an outside perspective here, since I don’t follow NBA heavily as some of you guys and ladies. On these shores whilst NBA is reknowned, it’s not followed and rooted for like in the United State.
However, I do know this much, Lebron is a fantastic athlete, and definitely lives up to the hype that surrounds him. Very gifted individual indeed, dude is a beast on the basketball court.
@Canseco, I’d add Penny Hardaway to that list too and of course Patrick Ewing! :)
Baby Paw shoutin’ out Penny Hardaway… talk about a cat killed by injuries…
*moment of silence for the ghost of Penny “What CouldaBeen” Hardaway?*
@ Amp
What titles?
Ohio High School State Championships, duh
Ohio High School State Championships, duh
@Canseco, it was good while it lasted I suppose, Hardaway had great skills. Even a basketball layman like me could see that.
John Stockton, Malone, Scottie Pippin, Olajuwon, Drexler etc, I miss all them cats.
I also tip my hat to Stefon Marbury, his heart was/is in the right place with regards to the Starbury line.
@TC
Lebron hasn’t won anything, but when he does win, it won’t be because of the hype.
“At what point does The King win something, or do we just anoint him the best ever for dominating a watered down era?”
Point taken, but we can’t blame Lebron for the current state of the league. I agree that he has to win something to cement any kind of legacy, but the attention he’s getting is well earned & deserved.. This isn’t fool’s gold like Penny, Vince Carter & the rest of the coulda/shoulda/never crop.
Lebron James is the real deal & he’s only 24.
Give the youngun some time. He’s gonna win a couple before it’s all said & done.
@ BP, yeah, but when you’re 14 and grown men and women keep calling you “Starbury,” somethin’s bound to go wrong sooner or later.
miss all them cats you named too.
Here’s a good question:
When will we see another athlete take over the sneaker game like Jordan?
AI had a run but it fell off. Basketball sneakers have been lookin’ awful for years now.
Whens TSS gonna do its hockey coverage, I’m feeling a little left out you guys got NBA, NFL, MLB and even soccer…no love for the NHL?
@Sam C, not sure, Jordan is a brand complete, the athlete, the personality, the logo, a true encapsulation of star dust captured in a box. Put on a pair of Jordan’s and I believe I could fly! :)
Basically, it’s marketing and popular/fashion culture coming together perfectly to leave an imprint on the game for good. Some things just stand the test of time like Stan Smiths and Jordans. It’s got to be a perfect marriage between marketing and the product for the people to truly buy into the culture.
@Canseco, ha ha I guess. But let’s say this, if Starbury, had been a tie in deal with say Nike or Puma for example, retailing at mid price, similar design and same grade of materials. Would the brand have been more successful? It’s the peoples mentality that cheap means nasty, that was the downfall, right or wrong?
I had an R. Kelly joke ready to go, but I’ll just read tax instead…
DA BULLS!!!
@ Baby Paw:
Yeah i understand that and I agree with you. Nike’s been pushing that with Lebron. The thing is his kicks look nasty as all hell haha. I want something new to drop because I can’t give up on sneakers yet. I don’t want to walk around in boat shoes and other old man-esque footwear just yet.
With that said I have been eyeing a pair of Sebago’s no Ryan Seacrest haha.
Shout out to the NBA’ers who have tried to ease parents pockets with comming out with affordable shoes. Hakeem was the 1st I believe with his Etonics sneaker, Marbury, Harrington, Karl Malone even though those LA Gears were garbage!!!, I believe C Webb and Sheed Wallace have worked with Nike on some Mid level priced shoes.
@ Baby Paw,
I think if Star had gotten himself together and just played hard, the whole country would be rockin’ Starburys. The concept of cheap sneaks with major celeb athlete endorsement was so different and people were so sick of the ubiquitous $100 kicks, that dude could’ve put a real dent in the game.
but no… he gotta go bonin’ blonde interns in his Escalade and snitchin’ out Zeke and…
Plus he ain’t in ball shape right now either.
I think Steve Nash could’ve done it but he went a little too high end and tree hugger happy for the masses to really embrace it.
i cant blame bron for learning from the past, but everything about hid brand seems so deliberate and calculated… Same with Kobe. I think those cats will never totally be loved the way Barkley or Jordan or Magic were because they learned as they went and their flaws seemed humanizing… These cats just seem so polished they’re almost plastic.
co-sign Baby Paw: Jordan was a perfect storm and it won’t happen again unless the time is right. No amount of marketing and effort will create that again. Plus you need someone like Tinker Hatfield & Eric Avar(can’t remember his name) to come up with some iconic designs.
All of Lebron’s shoes look like they should be in a Starship Trooper movie.
I’m guaranteed tix for either game 3 or 4 of Bulls-Celts and I’m about to lockdown some tix for Game 6. You heard me, 6! It’s going at least 7. I know Boston went 18-7 without KG, but I have to imagine they’re somewhat mentally deflated from getting the bad news. Ray Ray and Pierce get theirs, and he Bulls matchup much better with the Celtics minus KG, the Rose/Gordon/Salmon trio can put up the same numbers as Rondo/Jesus/PP34, but no KG = BIG series for Tyrus Thomas. He’s too athletic for Powe or his former LSU teammate Big Baby to handle. And Joakim Noah/Brad Miller will be effective against Goondrick Perkins. The X-factor for Boston might be Starbury. The Bulls play some really small lineups for stretches, 3-guard lineups with Hinrich/Rose/Gordon and sometimes they even run Salmons at the 4 with those 3 guards and 1 big man. That’s not a good look for Boston to match up against, up-tempo teams give em trouble (case in point, Atlanta last season) and so if they go small too that means Marbury is probably in the backcourt with Rondo and Pierce/Ray Ray are the forwards.
I think the Bulls are winning one in the bean for sure, either game 1 or 2, and Boston is doing the same in the Chi so that the series is 2-2. That game 7 in Boston is a killer for the Bulls, who suck on the road.
I’m rooting for my Bulls to pull the upset so I can watch how light the beantown bandwagon gets. It’s already been getting smaller since KG went out as it is.
CHI TOWN STAND UP
All of Lebron’s shoes look like they should be in a Starship Trooper movie.
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Chuuch!
@Canseco, true say, I hear what you are saying about Starbury, and yeah the whole episode with the intern and ‘snitching’ definitely will do damage to one’s stock in the game, no matter who you are.
Those aspects aside, I like the way he was trying to put the Robin Hood Theory into practice, that was pretty noble of him.
He didn’t come across as the most charismatic speaker when he was promoting the brand on tv shows and stuff, but hey that’s just him being him, not everybody can be a charismatic speaker like Dwayne The Rock Johnson or whatever.
The thing now with top athletes in any mainstream sport, it’s handed to them on a plate, the money, the fame, glitz, glamour. It’s like they are manufactured and conditioned by their pay masters, and this takes away the edge of realness, which people will truly embrace. Like hey that dudes a star, but he’s humble, he makes mistakes, but he grafts to overcome these, I respect that.
Hoop Dreams, made you recognise the struggle of somebody trying to strive, it still stands out for me and so I must tip my hat to Arthur Agee and Willam Gates.
By the way another sneaker brand which is still going strong all these decades down the line is Puma ‘Clydes’…. Walt Frazier came up trumps with that concept.
Sometimes, a piece of merchandise captures the essence of the one endorsing it, that’s the key with Jordan, everybody knows it, you see that logo, it’s instantly identifiable like the BMW, Mercedes, Nike Swoosh or whatever.
the lakers are going all the way – kobe is in the drivers seat for the throne of nba basketball but its no mistaking that Lebron is in the passenger
if anybody is a avid watcher of nba basketball it is clear to see that kobe has been looking ahead to june since the first game of the season setting the standard in both games against the cavs an celtics – kobe took the finals loss personal last year an is not letting anybody get in his way this year im callin LA Cavs finals LA in 6
Ima tell it like kenny smith said this year Lebron might be the best player this year but he still isnt the most feared player that title belongs to kobe
i belive in taking the throne if lebron can overtake kobe in this years finals it will become his league for years to come but until otherwise i dnt think people should b quick to anoint him so quick
El Ro you better get those tickets for game 3 or 4; the bulls have been inconsistent all season. They couldn’t beat the hapless Raptors to get the 6th spot. They are now going to beat the Celtics. stop..just stop
Will you PLEASE school these fools Pacman!!!???
That’s your job Turk, lol.
& we got the rest of our picks coming shortly.
That Celts-Bulls Series WILL go 7
WTF with all the shots at the Knicks??
I mean the team sucks and has sucked longer than Supahead (Fuck ur pause and applause), but can the hate cease..
BTW who is the #5 seeded Eastern Conf team??.. I see 2 #6′s
Prob thinking too hard on how to toss the Knicks into our faces to check that little piece of info. Arrghhh
Next yr we make the playoffs prob in the 7th spot and then mofos will be back to hating us for a reason. And yes I said NEXT YEAR then free agents will be lining up to come to The Garden.
5 is Miami I think