*Inhales*
Ahhhhhh…
I love the smell of single in the Springtime.
Smells like pheromones and cologne. Tastes like the blackberries from the bottom of a carafe of sangria. Looks like when he wore that green tee and Detroit fitted. Feels like when he touched my arm and asked for my number.
But what does being single in the Springtime sound like?
The lyrics are in French, so I don’t know what’s being said. I can only hypothesize it goes something like “Sexy Boy/ LC was watching you at work today/ And she likes you in that suit/ But would rather see you out of it./ So loosen up that tie/ Or get over there and let her loosen it for you.”
If I were applying the song and sound from a male’s perspective the lyrics would probably read more like “I love when the weather gets warm/ Because all these chicks put away the jackets and layers/ And all the skin starts showing again./ You know how I love a girl walking down the street in a skirt.”
Oh, Springtime. Good to have you back.
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Download — Air – “Sexy Boy”
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*spritzes Unforgivable on neck*
Principle prevents me from downloading a track called “Sexy Boy”…even IF I retag it….lol
*spritzes Unforgivable on neck*
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lmao… the Teef always knows
but WHY do the pic AND the song somehow compliment each other? LOL
awww… but it’s a good fucking electronica song… give it a chance
This picture mad me all happy n shit, lol.
*looks outside*
55 degrees and raining
this songs says: “ay, you can either a) order a pizza/ or b) fix me a sammich/ cuz we ain’t goin nowhere in this weather/ I got movies on my hard drive/ so no need to go to the movies/ and…did i SAY at mustard?”
Ah, Spring in Chicago. How I love thee
LC knows the cat who foolishly dropped her still reads TSS and this was the proverbial gut punch
as for the picture…*insert “fuck like rabbits” joke here*
@ David D: May, man, spring doesn’t kick off until May around here. lol
awww… but it’s a good fucking electronica song… give it a chance
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chances are, if I’ve got Koushik, James Pants, Baron Zen, Justice & Daft Punk in my collection, then I’ll be open to it…
*listens*
see, if this could be playing while I’m Thumper in that pic, then I’d get with it…just those refrains of “Sexy Boy” in the beginning…
and I can’t have this on my iPod and someone perusing the songs…lol
It’s 84 degrees in Jackson right now! There’s a Crawfish broil going on there this weekend…Chi-town weather can suck it.
@ Teef -Already got a “Sexy Boy” song in the Ipod. Shawn Michaels entrance music…and I’m damn proud of it
@ Teef -Already got a “Sexy Boy” song in the Ipod. Shawn Michaels entrance music…and I’m damn proud of it
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you sure its not George Micheal’s entrance music?
hahahahah…couldnt resist
^ yeah, and you blast it while you have on a mullet wig and spandex tights while flexing in the mirror while Superkicking your younger siblings
^my mullet was all natural good sir!
@ David D, my bad, lol
lc if u like this air track check the shit they did called “all i need”
I like ‘Randy’ LC’s writings.
LC wants to shag YEAH BABY YEAH!!!
lol
David D <— got all sad and shit when HBK lost to ‘Taker at WMXXV
lol @ Biggga
^lmao…I actually thought it was retribution for him taking out Flair.
sigh…how did this turn to wrasslin…no wonder I’m still single in the spring
^ yeah, and you blast it while you have on a mullet wig and spandex tights while flexing in the mirror while Superkicking your younger siblings
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hahfaduha;iohfaoh *dies*
@ David D: You should have showed up to my bday party a few weeks that I text you about. The female:male ratio was 2:1. My guys who had GF’s wound up leaving early because they said there was too much temptation/chickens for the pickin’ and they had to leave before they got themselves in trouble. You have nobody to blame but yourself my friend, you’d at least have a couple of options if you slid through that night. NW is a FINE academic institution, but everyone in Chicago knows most of the girls at that school are FUGLY. lol.
this is some enchanting shit right here…i wanna hate it but i can’t lol…good call LC, your streak of making me smile with each and every post continues…
lmao…. you all are killing me in this comment section
“lc if u like this air track check the shit they did called “all i need””
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Thanks, Providence. I’m looking it up as we speak. Good look.
full story on the Clipse manager charged with drug trafficking:
http://hamptonroads.com/2009/04/encore-lounge-owner-charged-leading-10m-drug-ring
@david D
it is 0 degrees Celsius out here right now…and snow on the ground. Fuck Chi-town weather? Fuck Canada weather.
Aight track LC. Cannot get the full D/L though because as teef said “if someone just happened to be perusing the ipod”:
Real Life = game over
I would reign dominant in the internet.
Spring: Dating
Summer: Fucking
Fall: More fucking
Winter: Pregnancy
@ Prop Jay: The weather is all over the place in Toronto!!! Rain one day, blazing sun the next, then howling, frigid winds right after. Shit is crazy my dude.
When I’m horny I just…
Well I’ll keep that shit to myself. But I damn sure don’t make a post about “spring time.” Tsk, tsk…
hahahaha damn, Deen. I’ll consider myself buh-lazed on.
Although, to be fair, I never used the word “horny.” I just like to ogle and objectify the opposite sex ’round about this time of year.
basically like what happens every morning on TSS with Cooler chicks, except with the tables turned.
Thanks for the post Dedication
I Plan on taking of the Tie in the Range and the suit its up to you but I got a fucking 4:00 meeting so it can’t be befor 5:30 the meeting is on 2nd qtr revenue and revenue meetings get heated and long (no whatever).
@ Flea that winter is a bitch ain’t she but I must admit fall is the shit I call her autumn a pretty lil red thang reminds me of this indian chick named summer
Chrisette Michelle – Epiphany
http://sharebee.com/ca0e4064
1. Epiphany (I’m Leaving)
2. Notebook
3. What You Do
4. Blame It on Me
5. All I Ever Think About
6. Playin’ Our Song
7. Another One
8. On My Own
9. Fragile
10. Mr. Right
11. Porcelain Doll
12. I’m Okay
I just like to ogle and objectify the opposite sex ’round about this time of year.
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LC = Mananizer
LC = Mananizer
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hahahaha…. remind me to put that on my resume
I fully respect and encourage your right (or compulsion) to ogle whatever you like. More grease on your elbows (c) African saying.
“Mananizer” just sounds wrong when said aloud.
Go ahead. Try it. I’ll wait.
More grease on your elbows (c) African saying.
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its “more grease TO your elbows” (c) sub saharan african saying
(sorry to get over edumacated on ya)
LC get your oogle on aint nothing wrong with that.
hell I am scoping the ladies year long; I can see curves through a winter coat. lol!!!
My snapple came out of my nose when I read that shit about David D rocking a Mullet Wig and Spandex superkicking his younger siblings while looking in the mirror. Word to Micheal P.S. Hayes that was funny. lol
What it comes down to is this:
our Loquacious Columnist is horny.
the real question is, will she give it up to Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now?
I got $5 on Mr. Top Right Dresser.
Mr. Dress Right
Dope Drops Flea
Black Canseco:
Watch a bunch of cats start dressing like Mayer Horthorne try to get LC’s Goodies.
*sneaks away to put on my 3 piece suit; Here Comes the Judeg Here Comes the Judge!!* LOL
Mr. Dress Right? Well that could be anybody… any state… anywhere.
Girl’s gotta have options.
All I have to offer is this rugged thrift shop lovin’.
Good luck with the search (like you need it) and I guess I lost the bet. I’ll pay myself $5.
@ Bigga…. no doubt! Men’s Warehouse, here I come.
Gettin’ my Rodney Dangerfield on and Southwest tix to see if LC will gimme a little “respect”.
every time I look at that pic, it makes me wanna frolic in the meadow with a special lady, lol
basically like what happens every morning on TSS with Cooler chicks, except with the tables turned.
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^ lmfao, great comparison.
Frolic?
AYOO!!
In one call, Gonzalez is told by one of his suppliers that, “I’m here with my boy and he’s giving me something right now… it’s really nice… like half in buds… half in shake,” the indictment says.
1/2 buds + 1/2 shake = really nice??
In one transaction, Gonzalez is accused of purchasing 625 pounds of marijuana for $540,000 in May 2007 from a supplier in Arizona. In another, he’s accused of buying 10 kilos of cocaine for $200,000.
dealer that large payin $864 per lb of shakey weed when buyin 625 and $20k per ki when coppin 10 @ a time? dude was gettin ripped off.
^^hahaha so true homie!
just cause you watch the clipse, don’t make ya the clipse! haha or something like that.
Diggin the article LC, now i dun feel bad walkin around downtown tdot on sunny days..ah what a view.
There are other fragances in the air in spring, you know. The smell of people jogging and working out at the gym, the smell of your girlfriend and her perfume, the aroma of the mall when we buy a gift for our partner, and so on… unique season indeed.