As you can see from above, yesterday I made my obligatory stop by Best Buy.

Yup, I fought the temptation of acknowledging TC, his luring e-mail comment (“That new Tech leaked”) and paid my hard-earned cash to show support to the HHO Artist Of The Week. Halfway through my own personal listening session, I get to the first of two Nina solo tracks off this collaborative disc, “Blown Away,” and hear Mr. Fuck The Industry himself is throwing a few jabs at Keyshia Cole. By the time I realized they were referencing the situation that took place last summer at KPRS’s Summer Jam in his hometown of KC MO, the third verse of this mid-tempo mockumentary was underway and the face-painted patriarch of psycho music was taking shots at one of the most respected emcees to ever rock a mic.

Rakim, get off your high hoooorse…

After hearing the song, I’m not even going to get into why this is 100% warranted. Just read and listen for yourself. Then try to argue why the Mic Allah wouldn’t lose against Tech-N9ne in an old-fashioned 2009 battle of the words.

I understand seniority, but in this case, on this show
I’m a top priority, in Lawrence your minority and I’m the majority
Check It, I was young and broke, but I’d fetch if it was the freshest
Shovel snow for an Eric B and Rakim record
Promoters called us and said we’ve this show and want you to close us
Ghostface and Brother Ali, Rakim with a band, it’s so tough
We couldn’t wait to see Rakim rock but he never ever showed up
He swole up because he didn’t want to go up before us
Man, what’s wrong with these people?
Think the world gonna kiss they asses
Five hundred capacity, but you wanna get two hundred passes
Thought it was about gouda, Forty Water told me ‘Nina get that cabbage
Stay savage and ravage the average’
Y’all better hope radio and video keep me from slithering
Into they circle I’ll change it that’s why they shivering
Rakim The God he just missed the king’s delivering
Cause they know they’ll fall and I’ll blow ‘em all to smithereens”

Do your best to stay unbiased and let the debates begin.

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Download — Tech-N9ne – “Blown Away”