Blow your whistle! Titillating Tuesday’s Jessy James
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CATEGORY: GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, The Cooler | TAGS: Crime, iPod, Lil Wayne, Marilyn Chambers, Usain Bolt
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Why the long face?
She got a bit of the Tranny face going on there.
Bolt has already apologized … how dare he say all Jamaicans smoke weed.
Alternate cooler girl
http://my.thescore.com/scoreblog/archive/2009/04/14/morning-link-dump-danielle-usain-neagle-allen-jenga.aspx
@ Ragga
^asshole.
I was about to write this elaborate comment – expressing my desire to dominate her sexually. Then you go and ruin it with the tranny talk. Now my thoughts are consumed with, “damn… She might be trying to Bow Wow me.”
Pass… Arbitrarily
Lol @ alternative cooler girl
Nah, we checked beforehand & while I haven’t met the chick to check her Adam’s apple, she should be good.
My bad … Lol
Her body is sharp though
One day, I’ll have to do a “how to spot the tranny in online pics” post. There’s a few telltale signs. Just know that looks can be deceiving, word to Eddie Murphy.
Your honor.
I would like to ask to have my previous statements stricken from the record based on recent accounts with Gotty.
Granted TDB
Thank you your honor.
*ahem*
MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT!
See, what we have here is something special. The way those two titties are forcefully smashed together can only make a man wonder – real or fake. Logic tells me fake, but the optimism in me screams REAL, loudly. In my frantic search of google to find shots of her real, only to realize that with a name like “Jessy James” it would be impossible. Dudes, midgets, ugly whooties, Black amazons – Everythang?… Ev-er-y-thang! (Katt Williams) So I am stuck with this picture, wondering what her rear looks like.
TDB – The disgruntled member of the cooler.
*sips coffee*
Hey, Jessy, can you *ahem* put some milk in here?
*sips coffee* Ahhh.
Thanks for the mammaries.
Based on the stripes, this appears to be a Siberian tigress.
@Flea: Siberian tigress = Brilliant!!
I now see why Jessy James was a great outlaw; she had the BIGGGEST GUNS!!!
MILK!! (No Harvey)
You guys….. funny mofos.
..and she’s obviously a great sport as well…
nice, confident grip of the ball, and she has a whistle. whistle = ready to blow.
She does have a BAlCO face though…Gonna hafta send that to the lab for further testing.
@ Bigga: She is definitely a woman of “high calibre”, ha ha!!
@Flea: and with any Fine gun, you know she is properly “oiled’
nice
Ragga:
Bolt was wrong, not all Jamacians smoke weed. The dead ones can’t smoke. lol!!!
http://arkansastonight.com/uploaded_images/jafar-719207.jpg
^ LOL
Word to Madden I’d use my “hit stick” on her all day
If she is Jafar in the face; she mos def Jasmine in the body. She can rub my magic lamp till my white genie comes out!
Shazam!!
lol
^
WTF?
That was extra by any standards!
You’re right about Jafar though. Cam would say she has a sturdy chin.
this is the best comment
Bobby_Big_Wheel
12:14 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009
Now this is when I know I’m in Jamaica, you only see this in Jamaica. Remember, this was 3 o’clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn’t even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, Mm mm I don’t trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit. As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, What the hell is wrong with me, I’m scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something. But I wasn’t gonna get out of the car. I’m serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up? The baby says, I’m selling weed!
@ Nano: that’s ripped from Chappelle’s stand-up about being taken to the ghetto without being warned he was going to the ghetto. Whoever stole that bit just substituted “ghetto” with “Jamaica”
El Ro: Looks like Carlos Mencia is doing Jamaican comedy now. lol
Tracey Ross done had some work done. Diana cant be happy about this…
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/502110806_c5802c8a8b.jpg
i’d play football with jessy.
i’d be quarterback… she could be my center.
same formation, except she’d be naked.
and instead of her stuffin’ the pigskin in my hands, i’d be stuffin’ sumthin in her skins ;-)
that’s fantasy football, nigga!
(she may be holdin’ a football, but her shirt’s barely holdin’ two basketballs.)
http://spizzyblog.com/
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