4.22 The Cooler
GENERAL By Gotty™ on April 22, 2009 at 8:34 am
Jillisa, Your Whooty Wednesday Representative
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Lauryn Hill headlines Stockholm Jazz Festival [URB]
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Yi Jianlian x Nike 1World Air Force 1 [Sneaker Maniac]
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can some one tell me what all the interscope vs hot 97 buisness is about and who the fuck is nino?
she’s ight, not hot hot but not ehhh either.
I’d say a 8.1…maybe 8.2
p.s, i’d still bang like a hbcu marching band.
Mmm…another Siberian tigress, her legs are beautifully sculpted from the graceful moves she makes as she prowls…Grrrrrrrr!!!
ps: What the fuck is a “whooty”???
Paula Abdul is probably gonna get replaced at the end of the season by that chick that they just added to the roster. lol
I won’t speak on the government… Big Brother is watching.
How does L-Boogie headline a show when she ain’t put out an album since like 2002.
It’s hard for me to pick the best album of the year thus far out of some mediore stuff… Too soon to say Rick Ross, or Curren$y… I haven’t listened to DOOM or Slim Thug in a minute now. They should’ve counted mixtapes (that way, we could all say So Far Gone and we could move on with our day). lol
As far as Asher Roth’s sales are concerned… is anyone surprised? I’m not.
Oh yeah… shawty could get it.
Whooty: White girl with a booty. I just looked it up on Google and was quickly directed to Youtube clips of thick-ass white chicks booty-tootin’ and dippin’ it low!!! Sheeeiitt, the white chicks aren’t the only ones with ass these days, last weekend I downtown in Toronto and EVERY girl of EVERY ehtnic background had ass!!! It’s a beautiful thing.
I meant “I was”. Damn, too much ass on my mind!!!
How does a player like Yi get a nice AF1 like that?
In other news…
A girl in front of your door like that isn’t sexy, it’s psychotic….
First thought that came to mind seeing this picture:
B*tch, I gotta get to work. MOVE!!!
@ OED: LMAO!!! What if it’s after work though??? Now that’s hot; your girl is at the doorstep after a long day at the office, ready to satisfy you. Sure beats sweatpants & birkenstocks.
can some one tell me what all the interscope vs hot 97 buisness is about and who the fuck is nino?
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Same thing I woke up thinking.
Flea – Youtubey has a plethora of vids for you sir lol. I’ll have to find that one Bol posted a long time ago. Joint even had chick dancing to the song “Whooty.” She was talented.
How does L-Boogie headline a show when she ain’t put out an album since like 2002.
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Who the fuck knows? Trying to resurrect her is almost pointless to me.
*huddles up with the judges*
*reaches a verdict*
After work is indeed acceptable.
lol @ oed.
She get disappointed all over the place in my house.
disappointed on the kitchen table
disappointed in front of the doorway
disappointed on the couch…
all over this bitch I would be laying down 20 second throttlings.
throttlings = flopping like a fish out of water…….just the way all dem pretty womenz like it.
^haha @ OED
Check out this broads model mayhem page (just google her name), she is a chameleon. She looks different in every picture. I’d smash, obv.
@ Gotty: What’s up with “So long Dike” at the bottom of the news links? It made me laugh, but I’d like to know exactly what I am laughing at.
Did y’all hear about the broad in Russia? Dude tried to rob her, but this chick was well-versed in the martial arts. Shorty disabled this bamma, tied him up with hair salon supplies, fed him viagra, and forced him to have sex. Then this bitch ass ninja turned her in to the police. I would’ve bought her roses, and some chocolate, asked for forgiveness, and scheduled our next rendezvous.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/04/15/Police-Woman-kept-robber-as-sex-slave/UPI-39771239833225/
^This is pure win.
Who the fuck knows? Trying to resurrect her is almost pointless to me.
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Damn, G… You think she’s Eddie Kane (Five Heartbeats) status?
Can’t say that I completely disagree, but that’s cold, man lol
@ Baller
W…T…F…?
“That sounds like one of them good problems” (c) Marlo Stanfield
@ Gotty & petey – Flex is not playing Interscope music because they aren’t being represented at Summerjam, something like that. Nino is some guy that works at Interscope as a A&R I believe
@The Disgruntled Baller a.k.a. 1L Says & OED – I heard about that, but she also broke his penis
I also wanna know why it says So Long Dike at the bottom lol
lol, tell me why its been months since I’ve heard someone use the word whooty and now this is the second time in 2 days…shit, i aint complainin…
and lmao @ all ur posts OED.
@ Baller: A women who can kick my ass AND make me her sex slave???!!! Fuck, I’m going to start sticking bitches up for their purses and hope that one of my victims is a dime-piece who is a MMA practitioner. She can arm-bar my dick!!! lol.
@ Gotty: I saw that video, it was the first one Youtube displayed in the search. All I can say is d-d-d-d-d-daaamn!!!
One day til Thick THursday!!!
Flea: becareful what you ask for; the link was blocked at my job so I don’t know what Sister of Street Figther looks like. If she is fine; that’s a nice reward for getting Mollywhopped. Now if she looks like Susan Boyle, bad job. LOL!!!
OED:
I said the same thing when I saw them, Yi is a buster and getting a hot shoe. If I am Chris Paul, I am Pissed. lol!!!
Flex isn’t about to turn away ANY payola. Interscope will be safe.
@ Flea – she was attractive – they blurred her face in the picture I saw but she seemed a well proportioned Siberian blond. … but he had to go to the hospital to treat the bleeding. Something was torn.
On the other hand she gave him clothes and cash too. Dude is going to have it even rougher in prison.
Yeah, what’s with the “So Long Dike” under the links…?
*sips coffee*
Damn, I love Whooties. Hell, I love women with ass period.
And yeah, getting tied up and becoming your once intended victim’s sex slave?
*sips coffee*
That’ll do, woman. That’ll do.
http://indiehunk.wordpress.com/2009/04/18/russian-hairdresser-makes-a-sex-slave-out-of-a-robber/
Pic of the Russian rapist included
I would guess the “So long Dike” refers to Dikembe Mutombo who had a career ending injury last night during the Rocket – Portland game. So long Deke indeed.
**pours out a little goose for Dikembe’s career**
He said he was retiring after the injury.
Anyway, I’d smash this whooty. Nice job Gotty.
@ Flea
the Whooty video to see is the one posted on TSS.
Its worth it, just to see Black Canseco “go all in”… I still use the phrase “training wheel booty”
here it is:
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2008/08/friday-night-fap-action-edubb-whooty-video
^ yeah, that one lol. wooohooo
@ Thugnif: That’s the one!!! I love when she kneels down and shifts it from side to side, WHOAAA! (Joey Lawrence).
ps: I just saw an Asian chick with a HUGE ass!!! I was grabbing some lunch at Subway and saw her entering Starbucks next door. She had on those yoga sweat pants and Nike Shox; the hips and thighs were dynamite!!! I think I’ll call her Chihiri.
here it is:
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2008/08/friday-night-fap-action-edubb-whooty-video
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Dawg… I would perfect-plex my grandmother to smash a girl who could bounce on my joint like that.
lmfao @ perfect plex
LOOL@CHIHIRI
HAHAHAHA!! Perfect plex my grandma!! Funniest Sh/t I heard all week!
nice stems there, jillisa.
why don’t you come sit in my doorway like that?
just avoid the blunt guts on the ground… i’m in the projects.
“Defense is for times of insufficiency, attack is for times of surplus.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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