“I Skipped High School And Went Straight To The (Euro) League”

04.28.09 Written by MZ

This was kinda lost in the shuffle last week with the playoffs & NFL Draft going on, but 17-year-old Jeremy Tyler has decided to forgo his senior year of *drumrolls* high school to play pro ball in Europe.

Jeremy Tyler, a 6-foot-11 junior, has dropped out of San Diego High School and says he will skip his senior year to play professionally in Europe, The New York Times and Yahoo! Sports reported on Wednesday.

Tyler, 17, will become the first player born in the United States to leave high school early to play professional basketball overseas. He is expected to come back in two years, when he is eligible for the NBA draft.

I was a little skeptical at first, but I say good for him. Read the rest of this entry »

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Sometimes, The Fruit Does Fall Far From the Tree

04.28.09 Written by David D.

Gandhi’s kids don’t go on killing sprees.

Dr. King’s grandchildren don’t become Bloods.

And Ric Flair’s son does not get caught with heroin in his car.

Yeah, Ric was once arrested for trying to Figure-Four someone on the road. His daughter Ashley got slapped with the bracelets for assaulting a cop. But heroin, fool?

Young Richard, you have lost the right to bear the surname Flair. You are hereby Read the rest of this entry »

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“Tomorrow Is Today…”

04.28.09 Written by Gotty™

You ain’t like me before, now you’re converted…”

New joint from Fresh Daily entitled “Apollo 13″ produced by Benamin. Coming off Read the rest of this entry »

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Works Hard For The Money…

04.28.09 Written by TC

Statik Selektah – One Stop Shop Promo

Let’s see here.

In under two years, Statik Selektah has given us full LPs in Spell My Name Right, Stick 2 The Script, All In A Day’s Work along with The Lost & Damned EP. Not to mention countless contributions on solo artist projects. If that isn’t showing off, it sure as hell is showing out.

And guess what, his third compilation album The Hangover is being released this summer. Read the rest of this entry »

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Donny Goines – “What U Expected (Remix)”

04.28.09 Written by TC


Courtesy Of Don Michaels

Last week we argued about the decline of NYC’s rappers signature sound. And while opinions varied on both sides of the fence, it’s safe to say everybody agreed the best solution was to allow the music to dominate above all other politics. So with that, Donny Goines & Co. have put their best foot forward to shinesome light on the now-underdog East Coast. Read the rest of this entry »

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4.28 The Cooler

04.28.09 Written by Gotty™

Titillating Tuesdays With Naomi Cruz

EW’s 50 Most Heartbreaking Songs of All Time [EW]

Austin City Limits Lineup Features Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, Mos Def [News 8 Austin]

Best Buy Turning The Tables With Vinyl [NY Post]

10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God [Coed]

Pontiac, R.I.P.: A Love Affair Gone Sour [Time]

Reclaiming Black Identity: Mainstream and Black Media Still Have Work to Do [Ad Age]

Top 10 Things Yankee Fans Don’t Want to Hear Right Now [On 25th]

Kindle to Take All the Fun Out Of Being Pretentious, Claims the Times [Vulture]

It’s Hard Out There For A Prostitute In The Recession [F-Listed]

Former Nets’ Rebounding Machine Jayson Williams Is Currently In A Padded Room [The Big Lead]

TSS Stickers

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Will The Real Mrs. Fisher Please Stand Up?

04.27.09 Written by TC

Oooh wee. Beyoncé Knowles and Idris Elba may have the #1 movie in America with Obsessed but the entire script seems to be a reality for L.A. Lakers guard Derek Fisher.

For those worried about plot spoilers, eh, the movie was as predictable as their ongoing series with the Utah Jazz. Basically “devil white woman” imagines she’s in a relationship with a honest man and a laundry list of problems soon follow.

As TMZ reports, the woman has stalked him and his family for years, claims that they are married and even legally changed her last name to Fisher.

Some light P.I. work reveals Symone “Fisher” does indeed got it bad © Ursher. Read the rest of this entry »

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“It’s Kells And OJ”

04.27.09 Written by Contra™

When I heard that in the intro of R.Kelly’s new track, a flashback of last night’s Family Guy popped in my head.

“We now return to Lady and The Tramp…..and Michael Vick”

Of course it wasn’t The Juice, but it was Da Juiceman. At this point, I’m not sure Read the rest of this entry »

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DG Yola Feat. Gucci Mane – “I’m A Dog”

04.27.09 Written by Gotty™

A sign of things to come from Yola (a track with Gucci, produced by Zaytoven) or just another file added to the archives? Probably the latter but I’ll take that.

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Download — DG Yola Feat. Gucci Mane – “I’m A Dog” (Prod. by Zaytoven)

Respectfully swiped from DGB

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Kanye West – LV’s & Autotune 2

04.27.09 Written by Gotty™

You know what it is © TI. It’s a Kanye West collection. The cover > whatever you had for lunch today. Hit the break for the goods. Read the rest of this entry »

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Come Home Clean, Young Ras…

04.27.09 Written by Gotty™

In May, Ras Kass will be coming home, having done the time for his crime. Read the rest of this entry »

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Video: Nike Naked Running Camp

04.27.09 Written by Gotty™

Oh those wacky guys & gals @ Beaverton. I was already considering iD’ing a pair of Free 5.0′s. This commercial didn’t do anything to “convince” me but it was worth a giggle.

Seen via TSG

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Your Daily Funk – “Say You Will” (Kanye West Cover)

04.27.09 Written by MZ

It was the first day of a new school year.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy “Why are you tardy,” the boy replies “I’ve been on Blueberry Hill” the teacher said “Take your seat.” She asks the next boy why he was late. “I was on Blueberry Hill also” he replied. Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer. As the boys we’re sitting down a girl arrives in. “Let me guess”, said the teacher. “You were on Bluberry Hill aslo”

“NO…. I am Blueberry Hill” replied the girl.

This joke has been stuck in my consciousness since the first time I heard it, in third grade, and it sums up how I feel about “Say You Will.” It’s been co-opted and used by so many rappers, that you’d think the beat would be a little worn out by now. But just at the last minute someone comes through and adds another wrinkle to the equation.

Enter Dante Smith. Read the rest of this entry »

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Trae, Jada, Krayzie & Twista….

04.27.09 Written by Beware

Trae.

Couple of new joints from one half of Assholes By Nature, Trae.

The first one, “Life,” gets deep and features Al-Qaeda Jada. The second Read the rest of this entry »

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“Check It At The Door”

04.27.09 Written by Gotty™

Since they have a “Blackberry checkpoint” before entry, I wonder how many people get stripped of ownership of their cell phones @ the Oval Office?

When I went to the Wale thing the other weekend, I trooped solo, like I always do. LC seems to be in amazement that I generally go to every show by myself but the concept is simple. For one, there’s always somebody I know that’s going to be there since it’s not like Nashville’s true Hip-Hop community is a large, looming population. If there’s nobody I know there, fine as well. That means I’ll just go in, be a nondescript individual in the crowd & enjoy a live performance as if it were just me & the featured act. When it’s over, I don’t have to worry about finding those who rode with me (because I always drive, never ride unless it’s with Juan…because I know she won’t leave me).

But when I got to the door, the security guard told me “Yo, you gotta leave your hat. You can’t come inside with that.”

“Yeah, right.” Read the rest of this entry »

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