“Monkey Fighters”
AUDIO By Contra™ on April 24, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Snakes on a Plane – The TV Edit
Earlier this week, I cursed while talking to my boss. What was weird about it, was that an apology prefaced the actual expletive.
“Oops, sorry. Shit.”
We laughed about it. And I still have my job. With that being said, censorship is a terrible thing.
Taking away the beauty and passion of profanity and replacing it with some some socially acceptable, flakey fake fluffy, Huxtablian dilution is like digitally replacing cigarettes in movies with celery stalks and toothpicks. It’s funnier than it is purposeful.
“But what about the kids? What about those of us who want to hear music or watch movies without the curses?”
Watch different movies, listen to different music. If you want to stay current…well, fuck y’all. Seriously. And if per chance you have a child, and you are trying to keep them away from expletives by letting them have access to censored versions of actually content, you, my friend, should consider dying and giving your children away. That’s tantamount to putting your kids in the Garden of Eden with a sack of condoms and a map to the tree with the Forbidden Fruit and being like “And remember, no sex, no fruits.”
You’re a Monday to Friday monkey fighter.
Posted in AUDIO, Everything Else, SMOKE BREAK, TV/Movies, Videos — Tags: Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes On A Plane, VIDEO
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Even worse is watching movies like The Godfather, Scarface, Carlito’s Way, etc., and they change “Jesus Christ” to “cheese and rice.” The shit sounds so stupid, it would come across better if they just bleeped it out and let us figure out what they were trying to say.
The greatest tv edit of all time is still John McClane being soap mouth washed to utter “Hippee Kaa-yay Kimosabi”
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Mr. Mcassey must’ve pissed somebody the fuck off lol.
haha I saw this clip on the daily show last night and died laughing for like 5 minutes… fucking samuel l can’t do no wrong.
This is why I refuse to watch movies on network TV/basic cable. It’s the worst when the overdubs sound nothing like the actor lol.
The best TV edit of all time is House Party “punkmonkeyfacee”
^ He said “mickeyfickey” lol
Alls I know is I REALLY want to ride a Monday-through-Friday plane.
You, potty mouth. lol
resident evil on usa they say motivator.
‘that crazy motivators got a bazooka!’
turrible
@ envy, whaddup b. Man, I been a monday through friday “potty mouth” for as long as I can monkey fighting remember.
The dumbest dub was when UPN showed “House Party 3″ and had people saying “mother scrungers.” Imagine having Showboat saying something as stupid as “Ho Ho Hold, Mother Scrungers.” That’s the (mother father) dumbest (snot) on the face of the (mother father Chinese dentistry) Earth.
“Hippee Kaa-yay Kimosabi”
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That’s actually cool. I wish I was a kid so I can say something like that. If I said that as an adult, it would sound so stupid. Come to think of it, saying the original line as an adult would be stupid.
In House Party when Chil was bumpin the DJ table and and Bilal (Martin) was like “Chill if you bump the DJ table one more time I’m gonna kick ya Funky Heart out” LMAO I still stay that