As you all should know by now… I’m J. “Cupcakin’” Nash’s biggest fan.

Although this video isn’t as new, up-to-snuff or exemplary as J.Nash’s latest feat, “Sex You Down Pt.2,” it’s pretty much his most Oscar-worthy performance to date. “She Still Gone Be My Wifey” is high-octane drama from start to finish. And because I’m still unclear — after having watched it many, many times — what exactly happens in the storyline, I’ll outline for you what I believe to be going on. Without this guidance you may be forced to watch it multiple times yourself… so consider this me sparing you.

Outset — Mom comes home, blue folder in hand.
00:14 — J.Nash: “Pshh… Get inside.”
00:16 — J.Nash: “The booty.”
00:25 — Daughter chilling in the kitchen when Mom comes home and says: “What’s this?” Daughter: “Uhh… That’s not mine?” Mom: “Oh really? [puts folder on table] You failed math. Not good. Not good at all.” Daughter has no response.
00:41 — J.Nash overhears fight. Comes in from lounging by the pool in his bathrobe.
00:49 — J.Nash: “What?”
00:52 — Mom throws homework at J.Nash. Mom: “Here. She’s failing math. I thought you said you were tutoring her.”
01:10 — J.Nash storms down the hall.
01:17 — J.Nash yells into Daughter’s room. J. Nash: “Math?! We worked all night on quadratic equations.” Daughter doesn’t care.
01:53 — Daughter puts on lipstick to hit the town, despite plummeting grades.
01:58 — Friend with door-knocker earrings: “Hey, is Daughter home?”
02:06 — J.Nash hugs Daughter. J. Nash: “Have a good time. And don’t forget we’re reviewing those quadratic equations later. And also don’t forget you can see my shirt through this clear plastic jacket.”
02:17 — J.Nash: “Ah yes, a nice 2003 vintage Burgundy.”
02:23 — Boots.
02:26 — Mom puts arms around J.Nash.
02:30 — Daughter comes home early and unexpectedly.
02:33 — [Here's where things get confusing] J.Nash flings Mom’s arms off. J. Nash: “The fuck?!” Mom: “J.Nash… Come here.” J. Nash: “No! Absolutely not.”
02:40 — Daughter: “I thought we were going to study? I came home early.”
02:45 — Daughter: “Fuck it. I’m going back out.”
02:51 — Daughter: “I’m back in my sweatpants and Birkenstocks, inexplicably, but I want to let you know that I’m going out again if you’re fighting and we’re not going to study.”
02:58 — Mom leaves with Daughter in tow. Daughter: “Mom, I don’t really want you coming out with me. I know you like being the ‘cool mom,’ but it’s really embarrassing.”
03:27 — Daughter: “So I guess I’m staying in, if you wanted to study.”
04:09 — J.Nash: “Dope.”

And that’s as close as I can discern is the plot. A compelling story, nonetheless, from my favorite master vocalist, thespian and 2:36er. And I can’t lie like I don’t think this shit is kind of catchy, yet again. I look forward to previewing more of The Nash’s work in the future.

Previously Posted — J.Nash — “Sex You Down Pt.2″ Video

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