I was dumped yesterday.

No, this is not a pity party post. No worries. I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him © Bill Shakespeare. But we all have break-up music we file away for those awful special moments, and so for the moment TSS is my Quiet Storm request line. My dedication show.

I was twitterpated and allowed the molds of my perfect-man prototype to be restructured to fit. Seasoned to taste. It was no true surprise he walked away, and it was a relief to know why things felt so off the past week. A weight was lifted with the break, like pressure eased after an earthquake.

But that doesn’t make my ego any less torn. Or the dismay any less real.

And so, on the line we got LC from Michigan. She says “This shit right here goes out to DK; you’re still my friend and all, but fuck if I don’t kind of want to punch you square in the face. And you’re not an asshole, but I have to believe you’re kind of an idiot.”

Now let Brenda tell it. Ms. Holloway…

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Brenda Holloway – “What Are You Gonna Do When I’m Gone”

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