Just as every good story has been told before, so too has every great song been covered.

Today I present you with two outstanding versions of a single song, give my non-partisan briefing, and then throw the T-bone steak of discussion into the ring for the wolves to devour. May the best version win.

Simply Red…

Rips through this shit like his old girl was standing on the other side of a train platform and he had to sing her a bridge across. Like if he just sang hard enough in the booth, he’d make the microphone cry. Like he wouldn’t give a damn if he sobbed snot bubbles in public over this woman. And yet… weirdly sexy. Light FM, Quiet Storm, ’80s Yacht Rock at its best. Rite Aid loves this shit, and so do I.

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Download — Simply Red – “Holding Back The Years”

Angie Stone…

Tears this shit down like she was on stage and her ex was the drummer, who she had to perform with nightly, and here’s what she has to say to him. Like she could sing a man right out of his clothes. Like she spent rainy days and Sundays making love to D’Angelo-circa-Voodoo looking men. Two-step, slow jam, live instrumentals at its best. Lounge nights love this shit, and so do I.

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Download — Angie Stone – “Holding Back The Years”