3.14 The Cooler
DIGITAL NEWS By Gotty™ on March 14, 2009 at 9:48 amFreak Something Saturday With Stefani
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You gotta learn transition man…This chic can’t be yesterday’s chaser…lol
Gotty-
This came through my Google Reader about 30 seconds ago and you just made me throw up in my mouth.
Lately youve had some freak-a-leaks but she is fuckin disgusting.
Gotty that female is just FUGLY b!
Chop that pic from the top lip-down-lol
Damn… Dudes is on their high-horse this morning.
I’ll keep it real.
This is the type of chick I call to the crib after-hours, with hopes that none of my neighbors see me. She frequently asks, “Why do you always call me so late at night?”
Fuck y’all talking about??? Do you see that ASS???!!! The face is aiigght, but I’m focusing on the butt right now and it looks plump and proper. Today is “Freak Something Saturday”, “Pretty Face Friday” was yesterday.
@ Baller: Word, real talk my ninja. She’s the type that I would sneak in the back of the building with, not the front corridor. Still, ninjaz would give me a pass because her booty is fat.
LOL grimey
Hate lol.
Assuming, chances are better w/this particular young lady than those supercool Cooler chicks
Anyways, I had to sub her for other reasons than the groans & moans.
EDIT — Just for those who didn’t get to peep before the switch.
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/meloniemartell.jpg
right right guys…if you woke up this morning all “man, what the hell i do last night?” and that ass was lying next to you…would these “fugly” comments come out? or would you be like “mannn I smashed Cleopatra last nite!”
Hmph. ol’ uppity ass aggins
I wish the country was like this… you make a complaint and the government acts on it. Thanks Gotty, I can eat breakfast now
Now, I bet you Baby Paw ol’ Darius from love jones ass is gonna come in here and school you all.
Watch what I tell you.
By the way, I’d smash both, no shame in my game. Except Melonie is a mos def 3AM booty call.
ahhh much better…
Mannn I was reading these comments and seeing the new picture. I was thinking “what the hell are these dudes looking at?”.
Now it makes more sense. The first pic wasn’t toooo bad.
Ninjaz love the skinny white-girls around these parts I see??? No love for the sistas, damn.
Ya’ll dudes are bananas!! She wasn’t ugly at all, and her body was a 10! I’m sure some of ya’ll waking up with a whole lot worst……..100
Oh no not a substitution and for a white girl come on G, all I said was crop that pic. Nice asses don’t need a face, so I’ve been told.
Thats a lot betta gotty
Trust me, your complaints had nothing to do w/the change lol.
50 made a sex tape with Ricky’s baby mama?
Man, grow the fuck up 50. You made your point without having to go that far.
Imagine what that kid has to live like growing up and seeing his mama go through all that now.
*Attention* TSS is not a democracy. Banking Elites behind the scenes are controlling the booty
@ Jesse , I dont think he’ll get any sympathy from dudes drooling over Coolers man. You in the wrong post, lol
Meadow Soprano?
Anyone.
The old cooler was definitely skeetin’ material, but below regular cooler standards.
Man I was confused reading through these comments … like damn is something wrong with my eyes. Good looks on the change.
I wouldn’t want to wake up the next morning laying next to either one, truthfully.
But if you want to get specific about ladies of different shapes, sizes and skin tone.
Well, once the make up comes off, you might be in for a rude wake up, that’s the way it is sometimes with strobelite max factor honeys.
Now excuse me whilst I go celebrate Liverpool’s glorious victory over Manchester United for a few minutes.
I’m going to crank Z-Ro loud on the stereo and drink a whole bottle of Johnson and Johnson’s Baby Shampoo, no more tears formula.
This fem-bot is a WINNER!
U guys are fruitpies. That is all. lol
50 is funny as hell
Rick Ross = FATALITY!
50 Cent = FLAWLESS VICTORY!
yo what is stefani’s full name so i can google that. and for the record she is not fugly. keep it real, you’d hit it.
Are we seeing the same chica?
I’d smash in a heartbeat. I’m not a fan of Eva Parker, but she kinda looks like her in the face.
Aye Mami!!
she would recieve the hurtin upon her