Cleaning out our spam filter can be a full-time job in itself (word to you select few who’ve been coerced by Lulu to visit C E L E B M I N G L E to finally meet your soulmate). But when thee Reverend Tex B. Acon approved of my four month old post dedicated to a few Wendy’s™ 99¢ value menu rappers, flat out hilarity ensued.
Ladies & Gents, allow me to introduce to you…
You think they just throw a pig in the freezer, dry it and put it on a stick? Not the Lolliphile® Co. No, Baconpops is handmade with Vermont maple and honest to goodness real, ORGANIC THICK CUT HEARTY BACON.
Yep, who needs fancy ingredients like sugar or corn syrup to enjoy a treat? Baconpops’ uncultivated byproduct lets you retain all the sodium the meat has to offer (Pause).
And since I know your mouths are watering, daydreaming about that savory swine sucker, let’s talk pricing.
$70.00 for 60 Baconpops shipped.
$130.00 shipped for 100 Baconpops shipped.
But what if that isn’t enough TC?
Pffffffffft. 100 Pops? Of course it’s not enough. That’s why they have this special number for large quantities.
(510) 621-8184
Get it? Got it? Good.
Go out and tell a friend how Baconpops have touched your mind, body and cholesterol levels.
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The shit people will come up with.
Don’t think it escapes my eye that you used a Amanda Diva lite clone as a Pic for this post TC. My brother you got it BAD!!
lol
What the fuck is wrong with y’all? That’s disgusting…
Bacon Pops???!!! Do they come in a Canadian Bacon/Maple syrup variety? Pretty interesting snack idea.
@ Bigga: LMAO!!! TC is going to fuck you up!!!
Who said that’s NOT Amanda?
This beauty was right here in San Francisco, we offered her a pop and she went after it!
She told the Rev., in confidence, she was a reformed Vegan…Praise Be, I pulled her back to the fold where she could enjoy some of God’s finer things with all of us.
Srsly, thanks for the ups….it’s funny how we had someone help spread the Good Word (Spammelujah!) about Bacon and we end up here….couldn’t be a better start to this Glorious Day of Sunshine and bacon maple goodness.
In Bacon’s Name,
Rev. Tex
PS, this gal WAS a straight knockout, if you had the pops I had you coulda’ met her too :)
wow…someone please submit this to
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
LOL@Flea:
Naw he is still in the Murs phase of the relationship; but when he catches her with Mikkey Fresh from the cool kids, I am in trouble. LOL!!!
@ Kthundo: After visiting that site I WON’T be having lunch today!!! Yeeeeuuuuucckkk.
@ Bigga: Ha!!! Amanda & TC will soon have a “Me & This Jawn” type video coming soon.
I opened this link like “yo Amanda Dica is licking that bacon pop kind of hard” then I saw the author and it made sense hahaha
Diva*
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Took me a minute to recover from this lol.
As-Sal?mu `Alaykum
Bacon Pops?!! ROFL
@500K Flea: come on son, you didnt want to try and duplicate the Bacon Wrapped Twinkie Stonehenge casserole? hahahahahhah
Thanks for pushing out more Bacon information to the World!
Sincerely,
Reverend Tex B. Acon
Baconpops.com
WWBD – What Would Bacon Do?