Pretty Face Fridays With Danielle Jones P!
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PFF indeed.
She’s cute. I’d hit.
she look like the type to smoke a lil somethin with.
“i tell this girl to roll up a vanilla dutch, and if she rolls two then i’m phone’n the fellas up”
She is real pretty, very good bone structure, eye like the way those cheekbones slope.
Her lips probably taste like cherry coca cola when you kiss them, her hair probably smells of Herbal Essence Strawberry Fields shampoo, and her skin gleams like it has been serenaded by Dove Cream Soap.
Yeah, she is real pretty, you’d probably catch a beat down from the jealous thuglies for having a lady like this on your arm.
But it’s all right because you can go back to her appartment all bloodied up and bruised, and she would be like oh my god, what happened, who did this to you?
Then she would clean out your cuts and wounds with water and detol, and then kiss you softly on all of your cuts and bruises and everything would be sunshine, peaches and cream after that.
I mean.. Most of me wants to complain. No ass, tits.. It’s Friday! I live for these things.
You’ll been going so hard (pause), I’ve become desensitized to just a pretty face.
No ass??? No pass!!!
Paw should open a modelling agency, he sounds like a recruiter. LOL
@Flea Either that or a pimp. I tried to google her but her name is too damn common. We need to see what she’s working with!
Baby Paw aka Capt Save A….
lol @ BP and El Ros. It’s like y’all email each other & plan these exchanges.
@El Rosado, yeah, yeah, whatever, glug, glug glug. :)
But anyway, yeah, body, breasts and behind, that’s cool I’m all for that.
However, a pretty face can often outshine all that, but alas I guess it comes down to personal taste and preference.
@Gotty, any chance you could interview a lady or two that are featured within The Cooler section. Then we would have words and pictures. ;)
^Nah, wait a minute.
If we are going to start interviewing chicks, I want to be the guy.
Opening question:
“So how bad do you want to make it?”
@ Paw: Now that’s a cool idea!!! Better yet, make the interviews video clips. We can get the girls to wear TSS shirts and thongs. Owwwwwwww!!!
FLEA you are a genius.
Tee Shirts and Thongs + Cooler Chicks = Goood Timesss
Word on the street is that for every Cooler chick BP falls in love with he gets a tat of their name. At this rate he will look like Lil Wayne. LOL
“Hello…this is your Captain speaking…Today, we’ll be flying on sun rays, nonstop to the island of Luna-B, over a cascade of chiffon clouds, streams of peaches n’ cream, and lemon drop lady lakes. We expect to “arrive” before our time, with expectations of avoiding any signs of turbulence along the way…..”
*OED rises from his seat in coach with 2 box cutters and a crisp pair of Nike Shoe Bombs, and begins walking towards the front of the plane*
@ Bigga: LMFAO!!! Nah, he only has Luna B on his arm. If I had one Cooler chick to fall for, it would have to be Ajia Nicole. I’d tat her name on my eyelids!!!
@Heff, courtesy of Nivea (allegedly) it’s pretty solid love vs money parts 1 & 2, Fancy and Right Side Of My Brain is the strongest segment on the album.
http://sharebee.com/d88d2e9f
@Bigga, actually those females in question, get a tat of my trademark gravatar (Paw Coolie High) just above the right side of their thigh. ;)
Yeah Ajia is sexy as hell; I went crazy for another Cooler Chick but I can’t remember her name. All I know she was so stacked, I was thanking pilates, steroids in the meat, growth hormones in the fruits and veggies. LOL
@ the taraji pics on the cutie blog –> i love that woman.
Yeh, I’ll stick to Jessica Burciaga. Homegirl is bad!
NSFW:
http://img.ns4w.org/tags.php?tag=Jessica%20Burciaga
Thanks for the comments…
I’m pretty sure you won’t be able to google me because I haven’t done anything to be “google worthy”…maybe I’ll get an ad or something.
Body Type: Slim (NOASSATALL) LOL
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Danielle Jones