LOL, I started to be extra cynical and sing the “Dame Dash is dead, Dame Dash is dead…” mock that he once sang on a Dips mixtape. Dame ain’t dead, but for the sake of baby Jesus it’s like the man can’t catch a break. Now, reports show that he may longer be Mr. Rachel Roy.

Roc-A-Fella Records and Rocawear co-founder Damon Dash has been slapped with divorce papers by wife Rachel Roy, the Daily News has learned. The stunning fashion designer piled onto Dash’s already sizable stack of lawsuits when she filed for divorce from her husband of four years this month in Manhattan Supreme Court. Ed Hayes, a lawyer for Roy, declined comment, and a Dash spokeswoman did not return calls or e-mails. An electronic record of the case says the divorce is for “nonmonetary relief” and should be resolved by February.

It’s not like she could get bread out of Dame, since that would be “trying to get blood from a turnip” as my uncle would say. Son has had legal woes for a minute — $2 mil in taxes, foreclosure on his two condos, his Tahoe seized last year when he couldn’t pay the note and being sued left & right. But jeez, he literally helped her propel her career another notch, shouldn’t that count for something? One thing is evident: whatever Dame is doing, do the opposite as he keeps hitching his wagon to the wrong horse lol. Proof? Attaching himself to Capo over Cam, Block Savvy, Pro-Keds, need we go on? And where the hell is Biggs?

I can imagine Dame & David Upchurch sitting @ a bar trading sob stories over watered-down beers, looking like Randolph & Mortimer.

Hip-Hop Flop Damon Dash’s Wife Rachel Roy Files For Divorce [NY Daily] via [TheYBF]