Words By Jason Hortillas
For my Knicks fans, at least you have something you can laugh about.
Previously Posted — “Master Of The Universe…”
CATEGORY: GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, Sports, TV/Movies, Videos | TAGS: Advertisements, Commercials, Patrick Ewing, Snickers, TV
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LOL @ the flatop hairpiece
more like rocky top
The bad knees this fool has, I would love to see him dunk for real.
Probably collapse as soon as his feet touch the ground.
What’s up Ryan
Patrick Ewing, legend.
I still have a healthy disliking of the Knicks/Ewing. It all stems from the 90′s when the Bulls owned the Knicks each season except for the year Hue Hollins helped them with that weak ass foul call. So, with that said…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxG6F8qKsoQ
FUCK EWING/THE KNICKS…lol, and I know damn well both the Bulls/Knicks are currently irrelevant, but I don’t care, I still don’t like them mufuggas lol.
The Master P-Nut one is funny as well.
ryan…lol
KEY FACTS:
-the fact that Ryan doesn’t tear the wrapper off; he just pulls the snickers bar in opposite directions
-the fact that Patrick Ewing’s flat top was NEVER so “Rocky Mountain-ish”
-the fact that Pat’s voice is mad high pitched
-the fact that Pat’s yell was Tarzan-ish
-the fact Pat walks away carrying the rim is gully as hell
I can watch this all day!!! LMAO Hee-larious.
My second favorite athlete of all time. The first you ask? The almighty Lawrence Taylor.
How many steps did he take?
This commercial is dope, but I’m lovin the Dick’s (pause) Sporting Goods commercials with Jimmy Rollins… Straight fire.
LOL at the beer belly…
… this is Hee-Lariaous
but my bro ruined it by saying it over AND OVER again for a week! :(