Oh Keisha Chante Where Art Thou?
Everything Else By Gotty™ on March 10, 2009 at 11:18 pm
As if this whole thing couldn’t get any more twisted.
Chris Brown’s manager is reportedly the woman whose text message to the R&B singer triggered the alleged altercation between him and girlfriend Rihanna, according to TMZ.
The gossip Web site is reporting that a source identified Tina Davis, 39, as the one who sent Brown a late-night message the night before the Grammy Awards. Davis has guided Brown’s career since his debut. There had been speculation in the past that Davis and Brown were romantically linked (though it has never been confirmed), and the police report indicated that the text came “from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.”
I know that older male-young female molestation is bad. Over the past few years, older female-young male relationships have become commonplace in public schools & condoned over the innernuts. Realistically, this old buzzard probably started breaking Chris off when he was around 15 or 16, put the voodoo in his spaghetti & made his nuts tingle something fierce. But it brings us to here. Young Chris now has a bodacious broad like Rihanna, arguably one of the baddest in the game, yet…he can’t shake free from the molesting cougar who used to (and apparently still does) take him down.
When it was Keisha Chante that was the supposed text-er, I was ok & deemed that an acceptable piece of arse to get caught up with. Rihanna may be dope but Keisha look like she got that snapper. Plus, it’s Hollywood, the land where every one is immoral & cheats. If he’s lucky enough to have his needs satiated by two out of this world redbones, I ain’t mad in the least.
But this chick? I wouldn’t even fingerpop her using DJ Paul’s little arm.
Personally, I’ve never really had it in for MILFs. Not my cup of tea I tell you. Old chicks are like socks with the elastic worn out. You know how you can have a certain pair of socks & god forbid your pants leg ride up? They may be okay for trampling around the house but you don’t want anybody to see you with those faded things in public. They may feel comforting but in most cases they’re used up past their prime and don’t stay tight.
Text From Chris Brown’s Manager Reportedly Triggered Rihanna Fight [MTV]
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Titty’s saggin lookin like she got 4 arms…
LEAVE DJ PAUL OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
first!
church!
preach!
TABERNACLE!
^give it a rest
dammit… I shot milk out my nose on the DJ Paul line, and that fucked up my first…
this post is a source quotable
But this chick? I wouldn’t even fingerpop her using DJ Paul’s little arm.
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LMFAO! She does kinda look like Don Cheadle. lol
The real question is, how old is too old? 4-5 years older? 9-10 years older?
I got to know for… um… research.
Yeah.
That’s it. Research.
“But this chick? I wouldn’t even fingerpop her using DJ Paul’s little arm.”
^ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why u do that with the sock comparison tho? thats bad. real bad.
Now G,
Ain’t no excusin’ what Young Ike TurnHer done did; BUT:
There’s about two thangs every man needs to try before he gits right with the Lawd—and a frustrated Milf is the other one.
I can see some pseudo Svengali-Mary Kay Laeturno ish going on w/ yung Chris. Honey prolly did thangs to po Chris that Daddy Kels ain’t even thought to try yet. Next thing you know, CB messin’ with Rih and she lovely and tight, but she just ain’t got it quite right.
Seriously tho, the kid got some issues. he ain’t even close to sortin’ things out.
plus famous/rich or otherwise, black folk don’t handle extremes like this well–18 with a 40 somethin’? Nah… Mariah Carrey was with the head of Sony with his old but and everybody was cool. She got her some young Nick and folks snapped.
Chris just saw the cradle robber headlines and started swinging.
or maybe not.
Nah… Mariah Carrey was with the head of Sony with his old but and everybody was cool. She got her some young Nick and folks snapped.
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Good ol’double standards my fine fellow.
this shit has more twists and turns then they Y&R
Personally, I’ve never really had it in for MILFs. Not my cup of tea I tell you.
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Give me MILF any day of the week. They have more money, higher sex drives, and they know what they’re doing in bed…this is especially true when your main chick is smashing glass bottles in people’s faces. 40 is the new 20.
Good ol’double standards my fine fellow.
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lol!
But yeah… everybody got their standards. Can’t excuse none of C’s actions, but i bet a shrink would have a field day doin’ his analysis.
Rih was better off being Jigga’s sidedish.
I’m startin’ to think Rhianna might be the new Halle. about 9 years from now, Rhi gonna be on the cover of O or InStyle talkin’ bought “I gave my saggins a chance, but now me and Jet Li, Jr is happier than happy!!!”
you watch. this the kinda ish that get folks swearin’ off brothas.
Not that I ever had a shot, but C just wrecked it for all y’all.
“Old chicks are like socks with the elastic worn out.”
^^^^ LOLOL
mad quotables, son…
Rih was better off being Jigga’s sidedish.
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well i was gonna say that but…
40 is the new 20.
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EF, 40 done seen everything 20 ain’t and can’t that’s why 40 can do thangs you gotta teach 20. I’m thru teachin and babysittin’.
You can keep your learners permits and student drivers—i want somebody that can ride shotgun. and ride it well.
well i was gonna say that but…
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you ain’t neva been one to bite your tongue out here. lol…
aye dogs, so it’s that old bag on the left…? whooooooo, got-damn, Chris…shouldn’t have Run It…should’ve Run Away
i’m using “fingerpop” somehow and some damn way in a convo tomorrow at work. i. have. to.
goodpost
I’m surprised to say this, but this scandal was way more tolerable when it was all about herpes. I miss herpes.
NHJIC.
Rihanna may be dope but Keisha look like she got that snapper.
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LMFAO
LMFAO @ the title
DJ Paul… really, son? Really?
She could be worse. As I always say, she ain’t 50 yet!!!!!!! LOL!
Hey Gotty
you should make an exception and use Tina Davis as a Cooler Chick for Withered & Wilted Wednesday
Chris is a titty man…
big ol’ saggy titty man…
and yeeeeeah, chick’s cooter might have the type of lips that sink ships, but I bet she put a Katrina on young boy’s dome…
Rih prolly skurred of the mic.
OED:
big ol’ saggy titty man…
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No. That’s ripe and ready…
plump and pick-able…
full and feel-able…
luscious and lickable…
Y’all gon’ learn the flaccid way–young booty stops bein’ young, real real quick. Quality booty has (almost) no age limits.
begin & end the day talkin’ ’bout Tittay Balls
Ba-wit-da-ba-da-bang-de-dang-diggy-diggy
http://sharebee.com/7ba18223
that’s right, Black, you tell ‘em…nothin’ like heavy-ass tits swangin’ & slappin’ you in the face when she’s ridin’ on top
like soft & supple sandbags made of lambskin leather
LOL @ Canseco
Naaahhhhhh fam lol…
Some titty’s are so saggy mouth to mouth can’t wake them bean bags up.
Straight flaccid.
Old bird head game FTW lol
just fill up 2 large water balloons and slap ‘em in your face to simulate what I referenced 3 replies above
“I wouldn’t even fingerpop her using DJ Paul’s little arm.”
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lmfao….funniest shit i heard all day…
concave nipples
^ with scraggly hair growin’ up outta them
I think we’re ignoring the other issue, which is, that Rhi Rhi’s sex game must be lackluster if Chris is still running back to ol’ saggy cleavage. On the real, I understand the whole MILF/Cougar wanting to be with older women dynamic, been there, done that, recognize how it can fuck with a mans head…but damn?? Chris should be past that by now, he’s getting Keisha/Rhianna/any chick he wants poonani and you he goes messing with the catchers mitt cooter? I think that speaks volumes on Rhianna being a lady in the streets and meek in the sheets….as OED stated, she’s “skurred on the mic” LMFAO
And even if it’s the whole MILF thing he loves…he can still pull a true MILF and not this rugged ass handsome woman lmfao
LMFAO…great read.
You looks like an Eddie Murphy character.
And you milf-hounds need to chill. The vast majority of women learn all they’re gonna learn before they hit 30, and they physically peak WAY before then.
Wait. I missed “like soft & supple sandbags made of lambskin leather” jesus.
Is Chris Brown wearing the Steve McQueen watch?
Keisha Chante looks to have a nice personality.
That Tina Davis was on that DVD doco ‘The Industry’ right ?
If so that bitch was annoying as fuck
That’s more like it OED! lol
Keisha Chante is my prototype… shiiit i’d splurge ALL of my McDonalds coupons on her son, word life!
LOL @ “rugged ass handsome woman”
wilted & withered??? not Tina Davis, no sireeeee Bob. that is one of THE finest chicks to EVER walk the Def Jam halls. there’s been a few cause LA Reid loves to keep his offices filled with dimes (if u ever had the pleasure of visiting the LaFace office in the A back in the day u know what i speak of) but trust when i say that she ranks top 3, EASY…
LOL@all the comments
Keisha Chante: I like a woman that knows how to blow a whistle
The Filthy Milfy: She probably hummed his balls and let him stay up past bed time. No wonder his young ass was sprung. LOL!!!
wilted & withered??? not Tina Davis, no sireeeee Bob. that is one of THE finest chicks to EVER walk the Def Jam halls. there’s been a few cause LA Reid loves to keep his offices filled with dimes (if u ever had the pleasure of visiting the LaFace office in the A back in the day u know what i speak of) but trust when i say that she ranks top 3, EASY…
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I’ve read other firsthand accounts confirming this…but I sitll ain’t buying it one bit lol. There’s too many pics to the contrary. How can she be so fine…yet no pic proves it?
But whatever though.
Yeah G, at 1st I thought that whomever posted the pic was just posting the worst 1 possible of Ms. Davis. But every pic posted has shown she has a face for a Braile Book. lol!!!
Couldn’t have said it better myself, G.
lmfao @ the filthy milfy
Not to saying that Tina Davis is banging but there is always a double standard. When jigga wanted a dimepiece he went for the fresh meat. Aint he like ten years older than Bey?
@ Ca$: I’m not pushing a double-standard. If Chris likes the MILF’s, so be it. Just make sure she’s a MILF and not this piece, looking like Anthony Mason and shit.
She look like T-Pain mama.
EL Ro
You aint right calling dat women Anthony Mason, it’s not her fault CBreezy sweated out her weave. LOL!!
Bigga: All I’m saying is she looks like she’d be able to run the offense from the post and pass well for a big man. That’s all. LMFAO
No wonder coach Nellie waived Marcus Williams, he needed a roster space for Ms. Davis. You know how he loved Anthony Mason. LOL!!!
And like Anthony Mason she likes to beat the brakes off a youngin. LOL!!!