Words By Thembi
Pic By ABC
I usually don’t watch Dancing With The Stars because of the corny cover music, barely famous “stars,” and obnoxious judges. But this season, aside from the marginally interesting David Allen Grier and Denise Richards, there’s Hip-Hop’s own overly plasticized and suddenly Asiatic-looking L’il Kim. My feelings on Kim have been mixed for a while and she has only gotten crazier by the minute. First, you have her constant beefing about Notorious and how she was misrepresented in the movie. Now, in a recent interview Kim claims that Biggie talks to her in dreams and he is not happy with various aspects of the film. I certainly don’t know why she’s been so out of pocket around the flick almost two months later, but real talk – what in God’s name happened to her face? I think Biggie would have more of a problem with the fact that she’s morphing into Lil’ Kim Jong Il than with any aspect of his biopic. Was it always her plan to re-create herself as a “black Barbie,” dancing with her Ken? Check out this clip from last night’s Dancing With The Stars season premiere.
As much as I wish Kim hadn’t big-upped the Federal prison system quite so hard, she looks like she really has a chance in this competition if she keeps the hoochie moves and body rolls to a minimum, so I’m going to keep on watching. My question is, is keepin’ it gangsta and half-nekkid enough to keep Biggie from rolling over in his grave out of embarrassment?
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I can’t front, I was watching this joint last night. That one bish, the dancer – looks like she is about 15% black. Yeah her, she could get it.
looks like latoya jackson more and more everyday.
Disgruntled: If you are talking about Cheryl Burke, Yes sir she can get it Burger King style, Any way she wants!!!
The Russian dancer who is partnered with LT is sexy too, let her ask me if I can blow her back out. My answer will be DA!!!
lol
i think i know which one y’all are talking about but i’ll get in trouble if i answer. Pass lol.
Your lady e-creeps on TSS, Gotty? LOL. The future Mrs. Ex El Rosado knows of no such “TSS IS MAJOR” isms lol.
Damn, once you’re on this show you’ve made the D-list, word to Kathy Griffin.
That’s a damn shame a man can’t answer a question on his own site; but if it’s best you keep quiet. Keep quiet!!! don’t let nobody put a battery in your back that leads to you sleeping on an air mattress. lool
David Allen Grier’s performance was hilarious!
Lil’ Kim Lee
Ms. Burke is yummy. Usually the only reason I even watched basic TV.
Yeah buddy! That’s her name – Burke. She’ll be getting e-spanked later.
Your lady e-creeps on TSS, Gotty?
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I wouldn’t call it “creeping” as Ms. Gotty is free to visit. Not like I can “hide” this thing of ours that zaps so much of mine/her time.
That’s a damn shame a man can’t answer a question on his own site
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Although I share my wisdom w/you all daily, a truly wise man knows when to keep particular thoughts to himself.
^ I hear you brother, say the wrong thing you will ask the Misses a question and she will respond with why don’t you ask Cheryl Burke?? Lol
Hey Gotty, I didn’t know you had experimental surgery to remove your balls?
^Had to, the lane was clear for the slam!
^ says the fellow who fell asleep, comforted by a lone cool pillow on the other side of the bed lol.
^HEY, no need to get personal. lmao!
LOL@ Disgurntled Baller calling the G-Man Ballless Joe Jackson
I have followed the show since the first season and while it does not have HUGE stars, I must always disagree that it is full of “has-beens.”
While yes, there are some of those celebrities whose status in Hollywood has dramatically declined; there is also your fair share of current celebrity dancers whose career is in full swing (i.e. they are working and are popular within a certain demographic).
Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith, Leeza Gibbons, Floyd Mayweather, Jr., Mark Cuban, Mario (the singer – whose career was on track when he appeared on the show), Jason Taylor, Susan Lucci, Warren Sapp… these are all pretty much household names that we all know.
The problem is not that A-Listers do not wish to do the show (after the first Season, people were actually asking to be on it); it is simply that their schedules are too hectic.
All of the above either work around their day jobs (i.e. Susan Lucci, Leeza Gibbons), are recently retired and are looking for something to occupy their time (i.e. Jerry Rice, Emmitt Smith, Warren Sapp)… or their off seasons (i.e. Mark Cuban, Jason Taylor).
The show is entertaining and does a pretty good job of mixing current popular celebrities (have you ever seen Susan Lucci’s following?) with fading ones quite well.
Ballless Joe Jackson…LMAO..bigga you a damn fool for that one! Killing me yo, I’m in a mtg right now trying not to bust up laughing loud as hell, already made them noises you make when you’re trying to hold your laugh in and had the people near my side of the table look over n shit..lol
Blame Disgruntled, I get back to my desk and see his line about Ball removal surgery and I lost it. Laughed for 5 mins straight, had to let 2 calls go to voicemail. lol
“…morphing into Lil’ Kim Jong Il…”
lmfao
@ Bigga: Gotty’s new nickname is Nip-tuck!!! LOL.
HA!!!!!
or any sport that doesn’t use Balls!!
Frisbee!!
LOL
she looks extra creepy after all that plastic surgery. i personally find it really disturbing when anyone goes to such great lengths to change what God gave them.
speaking of balls, when i saw the show all i could think was, smh, what doctor did this chick pay to implant basketballs on her ass? ain’t nothing cute about that shit!
I didn’t watch the show & I don’t plan on watching it but from that video she looks like she could be a real contender. Win or lose, I still wanna fuck her.